FrozenCPU // Swingline S.F.Â® 4 Premium Staples - 5000 qty. [35450]

Gizmo · 26-February-05, 11:58 AM

This is it folks. The absolute best staples available on the market! The S.F.Ã‚Â® 4 Premium Staples are the only staples authorized for use in "The Red Stapler".

Features:The best SwinglineÃ‚Â® staple performance for standard staplersIndustry leader with 75% fewer misforms than competitive staplesPrecision engineered chisel point for superior paper penetration, minimal jams210 staples per strip in durable, reusable storage caseÃ‚Â¼" leg length5,000 staples per box

http://www.frozencpu.com/toy-07.html?id=z3hsdbjw

Jonny English · 26-February-05, 12:05 PM

Hur Hur! He said "penetration"

Seriously though ... WTH?

Cpt.Planet · 26-February-05, 12:06 PM

I saw that on ther last night I was like wtf. Lol what are they gonna start selling next.

BigAkita · 26-February-05, 12:10 PM

WooHoo! I've been looking all over for some good staples for my next mod! I'm going for a Wheaties box/construction paper look. Now, I just have to get a glue stick and scotch tape...

Cpt.Planet · 26-February-05, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by BigAkita


	WooHoo! I've been looking all over for some good staples for my next mod! I'm going for a Wheaties box/construction paper look. Now, I just have to get a glue stick and scotch tape...

Im very upset BA. You didnt inlcude Duck Tape. If your gonna have any kind of Ghetto mod you need the ducktape it really does fix everything. I also gaurantee it up to 200+ MPH.

dragontooth · 26-February-05, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by NewsBot


	This is it folks. The absolute best staples available on the market! The S.F.Ã‚Â® 4 Premium Staples are the only staples authorized for use in "The Red Stapler". Features:The best SwinglineÃ‚Â® staple performance for standard staplersIndustry leader with 75% fewer misforms than competitive staplesPrecision engineered chisel point for superior paper penetration, minimal jams210 staples per strip in durable, reusable storage caseÃ‚Â¼" leg length5,000 staples per box http://www.frozencpu.com/toy-07.html?id=z3hsdbjw

75% fewer misforms?!?! OH MY GOD... THEY'RE GENETICALLY ENGINEERING STAPLES TOO!?!?!

Cpt.Planet · 26-February-05, 02:46 PM

Lol I get it now. Its the stapler from Office Space

26-February-05, 11:58 AM		#1 (permalink)
Gizmo News Hound	FrozenCPU // Swingline S.F.Ã‚Â® 4 Premium Staples - 5000 qty. [35450] This is it folks. The absolute best staples available on the market! The S.F.Ã‚Â® 4 Premium Staples are the only staples authorized for use in "The Red Stapler". Features:The best SwinglineÃ‚Â® staple performance for standard staplersIndustry leader with 75% fewer misforms than competitive staplesPrecision engineered chisel point for superior paper penetration, minimal jams210 staples per strip in durable, reusable storage caseÃ‚Â¼" leg length5,000 staples per box http://www.frozencpu.com/toy-07.html?id=z3hsdbjw

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26-February-05, 12:05 PM		#2 (permalink)
Jonny English Etiquette & English Gentleman	Hur Hur! He said "penetration" Seriously though ... WTH?

26-February-05, 12:06 PM		#3 (permalink)
Cpt.Planet That's Mr. Freeze to you!	I saw that on ther last night I was like wtf. Lol what are they gonna start selling next.

26-February-05, 12:10 PM		#4 (permalink)
BigAkita n00b-ass reviewer	WooHoo! I've been looking all over for some good staples for my next mod! I'm going for a Wheaties box/construction paper look. Now, I just have to get a glue stick and scotch tape...

26-February-05, 02:46 PM		#7 (permalink)
Cpt.Planet That's Mr. Freeze to you!	Lol I get it now. Its the stapler from Office Space