I have a BIG problem

archie069 · 24-July-03, 03:40 AM

I have a situation. I am in need of a co-signer for a loan. I am in college, 15 hours away from graduation, and nobody in my family can qualify as a co-signer.

If anyone is willing to help me out, I will pay you $500 out of my loan amount for your trouble. The loan will be out of your name and strictly under mine within a year of my graduation in May when I reconsolidate.

It is also a deferred loan, so you don't even have to worry about my having to make payments on it for 2 years. The loan company is Sallie Mae, and it is a web application, so it's quick and easy.

ANY assistance that can be offered would be greatly appreciated.

Leon Cunningham
leon@tautown.com

jhoop2002 · 24-July-03, 03:54 AM

i'm sorry dude, i can't help you out (can't be a co-signer only 19 and no credit to speak of). How come you are having trouble with Sallie Mae. I had to beat them away with threats of legal action from me and my Dad to keep them from giving me a loan.

ZENNZZO · 24-July-03, 05:27 AM

Check this out:http://www.matthew-lesko.com/
do a little digging and you'll be on your way...

BigAkita · 24-July-03, 06:39 AM

You know, Fuelman lives near you. Ask him; that way if you screw him he can take it out on you personally.

Nice avatar, Zen.

ducati748r · 24-July-03, 08:40 AM

hahahahah,,,,,you must be phuckin outa your mind.!!!!

flounder405 · 24-July-03, 08:58 AM

check into a place called myrichuncle.com

NoSlak · 24-July-03, 09:47 AM

HEy d00d!, no worries you seem like a stand up guy so I'll help you out , PM me your SSN and any bank account information that you might have along with PIN so that I can transfer you some money until the loan goes thru! KEEP ON TRUCKIN BROTHA !!!

ZENNZZO · 24-July-03, 03:13 PM

Student loans...arn't they like the easiest things in the credit world to get?
how much does 15hrs of school cost say 1500.00
that's only 150 hrs of work @ 10.00 per .hr
less than one month of shaking french fries and serving BigMacs mmm! and no payments to make?
I take it you're not a business or math major ehh?
well Leon Cunningham it looks like you're gonna hafta start filling out some job applications after all.

Thanx BA ,now the scoot to match...that's where the magic comes in ...wand anyone?

jinxÂ© · 24-July-03, 03:38 PM

College Smollege...The guys getting an education right here...lol

KayinStorm · 24-July-03, 03:47 PM

Man, keep on trying. Fifth year this fall, won't give up no matter what. Hate those student loans though...

NoSlak · 24-July-03, 04:05 PM

Hehe, still waiting on that SSN, bank accn number , and PIN,lol

FoeHammer · 24-July-03, 04:17 PM

Can someone please tell me when Pimprig.com suddenly became I-am-a-sucker.com?

KayinStorm · 24-July-03, 04:26 PM

Hey, I dunno, NoSlak really came through on that stuff he sent me...

DuckWarrior · 24-July-03, 04:35 PM

I have a better Idea, You send me the 500$ and I will co-sign the loan...

archie069 · 24-July-03, 06:07 PM

Guys, I'm being totally serious about this. I'm no a scammer, con artist, etc. I'm a guy who's 15 hours away from graduation and very desperate for some help. I knew that some people would give me a lot of crap about my post and I was ready for that. For those of you who don't know who I am from here, I'm the one who was taking questions for the article on modding that I recently wrote for the TimesDaily here in Florence. (Why Do You Mod parts I and II.)

My situation is simple. I can no longer recieve federal financial aid because I am at the 172 hour limit. The reason for this is because, for some unknown reason, my school started counting my transfer hours. I just want to be able to finish my degree, and I am willing to give up $500 out of my loan to do it. I really could stand to keep it, but if that's what it takes then so be it. I'm out of options and this is essentially my last resort.

So, flame me if you want to, but this is a serious and desperate request. If you aren't wanting to help, that's fine too. But I really don't like being likened to a crook when I am not one. Not trying to step on anyone's toes. Just want you to know that this really is a serious request and a serious offer for $500 back whenever my loan check comes in to the school.

Leon Cunningham
leon@tautown.com

FoeHammer · 24-July-03, 07:02 PM

Too bad, so sad.

Maybe If you were a regular who has been here for more than 1 day someone might actually consider helping you. But to come in new as hell and have to nerve to ask such a thing is insulting to everyone here.

Go run your scam elsewhere.

Kayin, my earlier remarks were aimed at those who have NOT proven themselves here to be respectable.

Buzz_4_20 · 24-July-03, 07:08 PM

Have you gone to your financial aid office and asked them about options?
They want you to stay in school, it's what pays thier paychecks.

EDIT: $10 an hour for McD's? it's state minimum here for just about everything. $6.25.

jhoop2002 · 24-July-03, 07:09 PM

I don't mean to sound rude, but this does sound kinda fishy. Why can't anyone you personally know or a family member be a co-signer??

TekXoID · 24-July-03, 07:58 PM

***WARNING***

This guy is a crook, he does and will use any angle to deceive you into this bind, he is tossing the hook, dont bite it folks.

You want a Co-Signer? I'll give you a co-signer...

Banana Boy · 24-July-03, 08:13 PM

Who's the chick in that pic Texk? She your GF/Wife?

24-July-03, 03:40 AM	#1 (permalink)
archie069 Apex Techie Lite Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Muscle Shoals, AL Posts: 21	I have a BIG problem I have a situation. I am in need of a co-signer for a loan. I am in college, 15 hours away from graduation, and nobody in my family can qualify as a co-signer. If anyone is willing to help me out, I will pay you $500 out of my loan amount for your trouble. The loan will be out of your name and strictly under mine within a year of my graduation in May when I reconsolidate. It is also a deferred loan, so you don't even have to worry about my having to make payments on it for 2 years. The loan company is Sallie Mae, and it is a web application, so it's quick and easy. ANY assistance that can be offered would be greatly appreciated. Leon Cunningham leon@tautown.com

24-July-03, 03:54 AM	#2 (permalink)
jhoop2002 Apex Tech Maniac Supreme Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: duh, pimprig.com Posts: 988	i'm sorry dude, i can't help you out (can't be a co-signer only 19 and no credit to speak of). How come you are having trouble with Sallie Mae. I had to beat them away with threats of legal action from me and my Dad to keep them from giving me a loan. __________________ Abit NF7-S Athlon XP2400+ Gainward Gefore 4 Ti4600 1 Gig Corsair XMS3200

24-July-03, 06:39 AM	#4 (permalink)
BigAkita n00b-ass reviewer Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Nirvana Posts: 14,314	You know, Fuelman lives near you. Ask him; that way if you screw him he can take it out on you personally. Nice avatar, Zen. __________________ "I'll stop being an A-Hole if you will stop being an Idiot."

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ducati748r Motor Cyc -Hoe Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: DETROIT< ROCK CITY> Posts: 1,217	hahahahah,,,,,you must be phuckin outa your mind.!!!! __________________ eDUCATIon

24-July-03, 08:58 AM	#6 (permalink)
flounder405 The Mack Daddy Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: the black hole aka tulsa okiehoma...i must escape again somehow Posts: 1,774	check into a place called myrichuncle.com __________________ Holla!. flounder405 fo' sheezy. Filet-Hizzle cuz this is how we do it. Thanks PJ , Snoop and Gizoogle fer that one "Bowmp chick a bowmp bowmp oo-wa oo-wa a wawa," followed by the occasional "wocka wocka wocka wocka"

24-July-03, 05:27 AM	#3 (permalink)
ZENNZZO Direct Cool Hoe Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 0	Check this out:http://www.matthew-lesko.com/ do a little digging and you'll be on your way...

24-July-03, 09:47 AM	#7 (permalink)
NoSlak Gridiron Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Hovering over the Neg Rep Button Posts: 3,639	HEy d00d!, no worries you seem like a stand up guy so I'll help you out , PM me your SSN and any bank account information that you might have along with PIN so that I can transfer you some money until the loan goes thru! KEEP ON TRUCKIN BROTHA !!! __________________ The best activities for your health are pumping and humping." -Arnold Schwarzenegger Mongol General: "What is best in life?" Conan: "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women." Only two people have every offered to die for you. One was Jesus Christ and the other is the American GI. One died for your soul, the other died for your freedom.

24-July-03, 03:13 PM	#8 (permalink)
ZENNZZO Direct Cool Hoe Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 0	Student loans...arn't they like the easiest things in the credit world to get? how much does 15hrs of school cost say 1500.00 that's only 150 hrs of work @ 10.00 per .hr less than one month of shaking french fries and serving BigMacs mmm! and no payments to make? I take it you're not a business or math major ehh? well Leon Cunningham it looks like you're gonna hafta start filling out some job applications after all. Thanx BA ,now the scoot to match...that's where the magic comes in ...wand anyone? Last edited by ZENNZZO; 25-July-03 at 06:07 AM.

24-July-03, 03:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
jinxÂ© Still Duck's Hoe Though Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Limbo Posts: 2,166	College Smollege...The guys getting an education right here...lol __________________ "Life isn't like a box of chocolates...It's more like a jar of jalapenos... What you do today, might burn your @ss tomorrow."

24-July-03, 04:05 PM	#11 (permalink)
NoSlak Gridiron Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Hovering over the Neg Rep Button Posts: 3,639	Hehe, still waiting on that SSN, bank accn number , and PIN,lol __________________ The best activities for your health are pumping and humping." -Arnold Schwarzenegger Mongol General: "What is best in life?" Conan: "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women." Only two people have every offered to die for you. One was Jesus Christ and the other is the American GI. One died for your soul, the other died for your freedom.

24-July-03, 04:17 PM	#12 (permalink)
FoeHammer P-Hoe-lice Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Cybertron Posts: 1,179	Can someone please tell me when Pimprig.com suddenly became I-am-a-sucker.com? __________________ "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings." - Optimus Prime Last edited by FoeHammer; 24-July-03 at 05:35 PM.

24-July-03, 04:35 PM	#14 (permalink)
DuckWarrior Retired Admin In Charge of Death and Destruction to All those Who Oppose My World known as PimpRig Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Behind the Lens & in front of Models...it's home Posts: 4,157	I have a better Idea, You send me the 500$ and I will co-sign the loan... __________________

24-July-03, 06:07 PM	#15 (permalink)
archie069 Apex Techie Lite Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Muscle Shoals, AL Posts: 21	Guys, I'm being totally serious about this. I'm no a scammer, con artist, etc. I'm a guy who's 15 hours away from graduation and very desperate for some help. I knew that some people would give me a lot of crap about my post and I was ready for that. For those of you who don't know who I am from here, I'm the one who was taking questions for the article on modding that I recently wrote for the TimesDaily here in Florence. (Why Do You Mod parts I and II.) My situation is simple. I can no longer recieve federal financial aid because I am at the 172 hour limit. The reason for this is because, for some unknown reason, my school started counting my transfer hours. I just want to be able to finish my degree, and I am willing to give up $500 out of my loan to do it. I really could stand to keep it, but if that's what it takes then so be it. I'm out of options and this is essentially my last resort. So, flame me if you want to, but this is a serious and desperate request. If you aren't wanting to help, that's fine too. But I really don't like being likened to a crook when I am not one. Not trying to step on anyone's toes. Just want you to know that this really is a serious request and a serious offer for $500 back whenever my loan check comes in to the school. Leon Cunningham leon@tautown.com

24-July-03, 07:02 PM	#16 (permalink)
FoeHammer P-Hoe-lice Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Cybertron Posts: 1,179	Too bad, so sad. Maybe If you were a regular who has been here for more than 1 day someone might actually consider helping you. But to come in new as hell and have to nerve to ask such a thing is insulting to everyone here. Go run your scam elsewhere. Kayin, my earlier remarks were aimed at those who have NOT proven themselves here to be respectable. __________________ "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings." - Optimus Prime

24-July-03, 07:08 PM	#17 (permalink)
Buzz_4_20 Apex Elite Tech Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Presque Isle, ME - go ahead look it up... Posts: 1,209	Have you gone to your financial aid office and asked them about options? They want you to stay in school, it's what pays thier paychecks. EDIT: $10 an hour for McD's? it's state minimum here for just about everything. $6.25. __________________ Last edited by Buzz_4_20; 24-July-03 at 07:15 PM.

24-July-03, 07:09 PM	#18 (permalink)
jhoop2002 Apex Tech Maniac Supreme Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: duh, pimprig.com Posts: 988	I don't mean to sound rude, but this does sound kinda fishy. Why can't anyone you personally know or a family member be a co-signer?? __________________ Abit NF7-S Athlon XP2400+ Gainward Gefore 4 Ti4600 1 Gig Corsair XMS3200

24-July-03, 07:58 PM	#19 (permalink)
TekXoID Banned Join Date: May 2003 Location: looking for love in the nearest gay bar Posts: 4,089	*WARNING* This guy is a crook, he does and will use any angle to deceive you into this bind, he is tossing the hook, dont bite it folks. You want a Co-Signer? I'll give you a co-signer... Attached Thumbnails Last edited by TekXoID; 24-July-03 at 08:31 PM.

24-July-03, 08:13 PM	#20 (permalink)
Banana Boy Apex Tech Maniac Supreme Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,050	Who's the chick in that pic Texk? She your GF/Wife? Attached Thumbnails __________________

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