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Rob · 02-July-06, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by godfoot


	If a man passes gas in the woods and there isn't a woman there to hear it, is he still wrong?

Only if he doesn't give his friend a courtesy sniff...

Rob · 02-July-06, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nerdz


	Without using your super powers, Can you fly?

Only in a Blue Dream...(figure that one out)

s1ugh34d · 02-July-06, 09:28 PM

Okay heres a good one,

Why do kamikaze Pilots wear helmets?

And is there such a thing as positive criticism?

Rob · 02-July-06, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by s1ugh34d


	Okay heres a good one, Why do kamikaze Pilots wear helmets? And is there such a thing as positive criticism?

They didn't...they wore padded covers to keep their heads warm...didn't want to die from a cold now, did they?

You know, people would really like you a whole lot better if you didn't ask such stupid questions, o.k.?

(just kidding...)

lokies_mom · 02-July-06, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by godfoot


	If a man passes gas in the woods and there isn't a woman there to hear it, is he still wrong?

LOL. If she can smell it ! Yes. Thats wrong ! LMAO.

Gzim · 02-July-06, 10:40 PM

That avatar is really a profile shot of your head isn't it?

Rob · 02-July-06, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Gzim


	That avatar is really a profile shot of your head isn't it?

Yeah, but I normally don't wear a bowtie...

joecoin · 02-July-06, 11:01 PM

When you pour syrup out of the Mrs. Butterworths bottle, do you have her face down or face up?

Rob · 02-July-06, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by joecoin


	When you pour syrup out of the Mrs. Butterworths bottle, do you have her face down or face up?

I've usually got her face down while I'm pouring syrup into her....

Highperf15 · 03-July-06, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob


	I've usually got her face down while I'm pouring syrup into her....

WOOT !!!!!......................Okay, where's my wifey............heh

drougnor · 03-July-06, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob


	Only in a Blue Dream...(figure that one out)

And if I hadn't repped ya for the answer to my question yesterday, you'd be getting some rep for the Satriani refference.

One that's baffled men since the 60's . . . If people see God when they drop lsd, does that mean that if God took lsd that he'd see people?

Rob · 03-July-06, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by drougnor


	One that's baffled men since the 60's . . . If people see God when they drop lsd, does that mean that if God took lsd that he'd see people?

Only if he ate a big helping of soylent green...

s1ugh34d · 03-July-06, 12:32 AM

how about this

Why does the 3 day select service from UPS (guranteed 3 days in transit), take 4 days to get to the place its going?

this is happening to me, my newegg shipment already waited all weekend to go out, now in UPS's hand as of half hour ago, says it wont be here til friday

Rob · 03-July-06, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by s1ugh34d


	how about this Why does the 3 day select service from UPS (guranteed 3 days in transit), take 4 days to get to the place its going? this is happening to me, my newegg shipment already waited all weekend to go out, now in UPS's hand as of half hour ago, says it wont be here til friday

Solar flares.

Seriously...no kidding.

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s1ugh34d Apex Tech God Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Somewhere out there Posts: 3,182	Re: Ask Rob a question... how about this Why does the 3 day select service from UPS (guranteed 3 days in transit), take 4 days to get to the place its going? this is happening to me, my newegg shipment already waited all weekend to go out, now in UPS's hand as of half hour ago, says it wont be here til friday __________________ http://www.distrowatch.com/ - http://www.tuxdistro.com Failure is not an option, it comes bundled with Windows. Finally Upgrading Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600 Kentsfield Striker Extreme OCZ FleXLC DDR2 1150 EVGA 8800GT PCP&C 610w Silencer