Ever been there?

KayinStorm · 22-May-04, 10:55 PM

I had a blind date this past week, my first date in more than a year. Well, it was more of a setup than a blind date. She knew what I looked like, I went in very literally blind, mostly to be nice.

Screw being nice. Moment I laid eyes on her, I knew that it was a cluster f*ck. She tried to get all up on me the whole time, or made comments that made me think her IQ could not reach above the double digits. This was the exact opposite of the kind of person I want to date, and I just.... ewww... no, I don't want to think about it any more.

So has it happened to anyone else? I'm sure I'm not the only one...

BigAkita · 22-May-04, 11:01 PM

I used to like dating ditzey bitches. I actually had one chick who would hang her toungue out of her mouth when she thought hard. They are easy to pick up, but eventually I needed more. In my experience it seems that the stupid bitches are the worst lays. The more intelligent chicks give the best action.

KayinStorm · 22-May-04, 11:04 PM

How true, brotha.

reminds me of this redhead I used to know, fond memories...

Digital-World · 22-May-04, 11:42 PM

but this was a REAL girl right kayin?

V4mpiro · 22-May-04, 11:46 PM

I think the red-heads last name was JPG.

NoSlak · 23-May-04, 12:03 AM

You can sleep witha blond and you can sleep witha brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead.

Red02 · 23-May-04, 12:18 AM

HEY HEY Watch it im a redhead and i get plenty of sleep

lAnonymousl · 23-May-04, 12:26 AM

Maybe I'm actually deserving of my title this time because I have to agree with you wholeheartedly Kayin.....or maybe we're both just showing our age.

The worst have to be the ones who actually start talking on their cell phones during the date. There are two very angry girls out there somewhere who had to catch a cab from the restaurant.

j-dogg · 23-May-04, 12:39 AM

ya, it's happened to me before.

last one i dated was a fox but she had some baggage and i didn't know what i was gettin myself into.

flounder405 · 23-May-04, 12:52 AM

want to get rid of her its easy....take her to dinner dot open any doors for her ,then order a really expensive dinner then slide the check to her and say " i paid last time".take her home and drop her off dont leave the car at all under any condition reach over ,then open the doorr and say thanks for dinner .EZ fix
Edit: forgot to say dont go to her door either just lean on the horn to let her know yer out there waitin.

TYCOON · 23-May-04, 12:52 AM

Girlfriends cost to much money

22-May-04, 10:55 PM		#1 (permalink)
KayinStorm Apex Tech God	Ever been there? I had a blind date this past week, my first date in more than a year. Well, it was more of a setup than a blind date. She knew what I looked like, I went in very literally blind, mostly to be nice. Screw being nice. Moment I laid eyes on her, I knew that it was a cluster f*ck. She tried to get all up on me the whole time, or made comments that made me think her IQ could not reach above the double digits. This was the exact opposite of the kind of person I want to date, and I just.... ewww... no, I don't want to think about it any more. So has it happened to anyone else? I'm sure I'm not the only one...

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22-May-04, 11:01 PM		#2 (permalink)
BigAkita n00b-ass reviewer	I used to like dating ditzey bitches. I actually had one chick who would hang her toungue out of her mouth when she thought hard. They are easy to pick up, but eventually I needed more. In my experience it seems that the stupid bitches are the worst lays. The more intelligent chicks give the best action.

22-May-04, 11:04 PM		#3 (permalink)
KayinStorm Apex Tech God	How true, brotha. reminds me of this redhead I used to know, fond memories...

22-May-04, 11:42 PM		#4 (permalink)
Digital-World Old Skool Pimp	but this was a REAL girl right kayin?

22-May-04, 11:46 PM		#5 (permalink)
V4mpiro Apex Tech Fanatic	I think the red-heads last name was JPG.

23-May-04, 12:03 AM		#6 (permalink)
NoSlak Gridiron	You can sleep witha blond and you can sleep witha brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead.

23-May-04, 12:18 AM		#7 (permalink)
Red02 Freck-hoe-d	HEY HEY Watch it im a redhead and i get plenty of sleep

23-May-04, 12:26 AM		#8 (permalink)
lAnonymousl The Who? Hoe	Maybe I'm actually deserving of my title this time because I have to agree with you wholeheartedly Kayin.....or maybe we're both just showing our age. The worst have to be the ones who actually start talking on their cell phones during the date. There are two very angry girls out there somewhere who had to catch a cab from the restaurant.

23-May-04, 12:39 AM		#9 (permalink)
j-dogg Mystical Schwinn Guru	ya, it's happened to me before. last one i dated was a fox but she had some baggage and i didn't know what i was gettin myself into.

23-May-04, 12:52 AM		#10 (permalink)
flounder405 The Mack Daddy	want to get rid of her its easy....take her to dinner dot open any doors for her ,then order a really expensive dinner then slide the check to her and say " i paid last time".take her home and drop her off dont leave the car at all under any condition reach over ,then open the doorr and say thanks for dinner .EZ fix Edit: forgot to say dont go to her door either just lean on the horn to let her know yer out there waitin.

23-May-04, 12:52 AM		#11 (permalink)
TYCOON Apex Tech God	Girlfriends cost to much money