Ever been there?

KayinStorm · 22-May-04, 10:55 PM

I had a blind date this past week, my first date in more than a year. Well, it was more of a setup than a blind date. She knew what I looked like, I went in very literally blind, mostly to be nice.

Screw being nice. Moment I laid eyes on her, I knew that it was a cluster f*ck. She tried to get all up on me the whole time, or made comments that made me think her IQ could not reach above the double digits. This was the exact opposite of the kind of person I want to date, and I just.... ewww... no, I don't want to think about it any more.

So has it happened to anyone else? I'm sure I'm not the only one...

BigAkita · 22-May-04, 11:01 PM

I used to like dating ditzey bitches. I actually had one chick who would hang her toungue out of her mouth when she thought hard. They are easy to pick up, but eventually I needed more. In my experience it seems that the stupid bitches are the worst lays. The more intelligent chicks give the best action.

KayinStorm · 22-May-04, 11:04 PM

How true, brotha.

reminds me of this redhead I used to know, fond memories...

Digital-World · 22-May-04, 11:42 PM

but this was a REAL girl right kayin?

V4mpiro · 22-May-04, 11:46 PM

I think the red-heads last name was JPG.

NoSlak · 23-May-04, 12:03 AM

You can sleep witha blond and you can sleep witha brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead.

Red02 · 23-May-04, 12:18 AM

HEY HEY Watch it im a redhead and i get plenty of sleep

lAnonymousl · 23-May-04, 12:26 AM

Maybe I'm actually deserving of my title this time because I have to agree with you wholeheartedly Kayin.....or maybe we're both just showing our age.

The worst have to be the ones who actually start talking on their cell phones during the date. There are two very angry girls out there somewhere who had to catch a cab from the restaurant.

j-dogg · 23-May-04, 12:39 AM

ya, it's happened to me before.

last one i dated was a fox but she had some baggage and i didn't know what i was gettin myself into.

flounder405 · 23-May-04, 12:52 AM

want to get rid of her its easy....take her to dinner dot open any doors for her ,then order a really expensive dinner then slide the check to her and say " i paid last time".take her home and drop her off dont leave the car at all under any condition reach over ,then open the doorr and say thanks for dinner .EZ fix
Edit: forgot to say dont go to her door either just lean on the horn to let her know yer out there waitin.

TYCOON · 23-May-04, 12:52 AM

Girlfriends cost to much money

22-May-04, 11:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
BigAkita n00b-ass reviewer Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Nirvana Posts: 14,314	I used to like dating ditzey bitches. I actually had one chick who would hang her toungue out of her mouth when she thought hard. They are easy to pick up, but eventually I needed more. In my experience it seems that the stupid bitches are the worst lays. The more intelligent chicks give the best action. __________________ "I'll stop being an A-Hole if you will stop being an Idiot."

22-May-04, 11:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
Digital-World Old Skool Pimp Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Naked in a bean bag eating cheetos! Posts: 2,669	but this was a REAL girl right kayin? __________________

23-May-04, 12:26 AM	#8 (permalink)
lAnonymousl The Who? Hoe Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: If only I knew... Posts: 2,299	Maybe I'm actually deserving of my title this time because I have to agree with you wholeheartedly Kayin.....or maybe we're both just showing our age. The worst have to be the ones who actually start talking on their cell phones during the date. There are two very angry girls out there somewhere who had to catch a cab from the restaurant. __________________ I've got an idea, an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about. --Peter Griffin--

23-May-04, 12:39 AM	#9 (permalink)
j-dogg Mystical Schwinn Guru Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: West Melbourne, Fl-HOE-rida Posts: 8,818	ya, it's happened to me before. last one i dated was a fox but she had some baggage and i didn't know what i was gettin myself into. __________________

23-May-04, 12:52 AM	#10 (permalink)
flounder405 The Mack Daddy Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: the black hole aka tulsa okiehoma...i must escape again somehow Posts: 1,774	want to get rid of her its easy....take her to dinner dot open any doors for her ,then order a really expensive dinner then slide the check to her and say " i paid last time".take her home and drop her off dont leave the car at all under any condition reach over ,then open the doorr and say thanks for dinner .EZ fix Edit: forgot to say dont go to her door either just lean on the horn to let her know yer out there waitin. __________________ Holla!. flounder405 fo' sheezy. Filet-Hizzle cuz this is how we do it. Thanks PJ , Snoop and Gizoogle fer that one "Bowmp chick a bowmp bowmp oo-wa oo-wa a wawa," followed by the occasional "wocka wocka wocka wocka"

22-May-04, 11:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
V4mpiro Apex Tech Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Cincinnati Ohio Posts: 639	I think the red-heads last name was JPG.

23-May-04, 12:03 AM	#6 (permalink)
NoSlak Gridiron Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Hovering over the Neg Rep Button Posts: 3,640	You can sleep witha blond and you can sleep witha brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead.

23-May-04, 12:18 AM	#7 (permalink)
Red02 Freck-hoe-d Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: TejAs! Posts: 4,216	HEY HEY Watch it im a redhead and i get plenty of sleep

23-May-04, 12:52 AM	#11 (permalink)
TYCOON Apex Tech God Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: SCHOOLLLSSS Posts: 4,728	Girlfriends cost to much money __________________ AMD Athlon 64 X2 3800+ @ 2.7GHz DFI LanParty SLI-D 2GBs PC3200 @ PC3500 // 2.5-3-3-6 EVGA 7950GT 512MB @ Stock Audigy 2 ZS 36Gb Raptor (os) 2x300Gb WD SATA 16MB CACHE (storage) 450Watt OCZ modstream Coolermaster Wavemaster

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