Ask Jinx

BigAkita · 15-May-04, 09:46 PM

So tell me Jinx, how much milk will a keyboard hold? Flounder wanted me to ask you.

TYCOON · 15-May-04, 09:49 PM

Am I missing something here......ummm...riggghhttt....

Cheshiredemon · 15-May-04, 09:55 PM

this interests me.. I think jinx should expalin, I need a good laugh...
talk to twiz about self-updating style.css files while your at it.

Spectrum · 15-May-04, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by TYCOON


	Am I missing something here......ummm...riggghhttt....

Read flounder's signature.

jinxÂ© · 15-May-04, 10:08 PM

lol...Ok, I had the misfortune of knocking over a full glass of chocolate milk one night at the desk.
We're talking a big glass here, 32oz of fluid goodness taking a straight shot into my keyboard.

Other than the few drops that splattered my chest, the keyboard held the full 32oz. (All the way to the sink even, so I'm guessing it wasnt completely full, and this personal record can be beat...lol)

Crazy_J · 15-May-04, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jinxÃ‚Â©


	lol...Ok, I had the misfortune of knocking over a full glass of chocolate milk one night at the desk. We're talking a big glass here, 32oz of fluid goodness taking a straight shot into my keyboard. Other than the few drops that splattered my chest, the keyboard held the full 32oz. (All the way to the sink even, so I'm guessing it wasnt completely full, and this personal record can be beat...lol)

Out of curiousity, what kind of keyboard was it? I'll try to find a bigger one.

flounder405 · 15-May-04, 10:12 PM

i like that story

NoSlak · 15-May-04, 10:15 PM

hmmm, a few drops of visine just killed mine, choco milk ????
havent had that in years , 7-11 run tonite !!!

TYCOON · 15-May-04, 10:24 PM

Hmm I have some keyboards laying around

Vada Fae · 15-May-04, 10:35 PM

Everyone grab their dremel and we'll see who can turn their keyboard into the largest chocolate milk containor.

$SOLID$ Necro · 15-May-04, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Vada Fae


	Everyone grab their dremel and we'll see who can turn their keyboard into the largest chocolate milk containor.

Ok..Ive seen people mod odd things into computers, but not the other way around..

BigAkita · 16-May-04, 12:09 AM

This sounds like a challenge.

The dude that can hold the most amount of chocolate milk in their keyboard, and still have that keyboard work will receive a heatsink from me.

Pics are required for proof, and any photoshoped pics will be easily fournd out. The winner will have to prove that it was the same keyboard that held the milk as the one that continued working. Contest ends on 1 June 2004. (dudes, remind me.)

I will be the sole judge in this. So far, I guess Jinx is winning with his 32oz, but I haven't seen a pic of it yet.

Good lock to all you pimps milking your keyboards!

me_john85 · 16-May-04, 12:21 AM

lol this is the stupidest, most pointless contest iv ever seen, .................I LIKE IT!!!!

DuplexEmotions · 16-May-04, 12:38 AM

All will fear my IBM model Ms..... though I don't want to destroy one to hold fluids, I may for the sake of the game!

what kind of heatsink we talking about, by the way?

flounder405 · 16-May-04, 12:38 AM

ill try to think of some sort of trophy for this...in 2d form that is

TekXoID · 16-May-04, 12:40 AM

I'm not going to turn my logitech elite into a keyboard/bathtub unless it's a pretty damn good heatsink,
what is it?

jinxÂ© · 16-May-04, 12:40 AM

Well I wont be coming up with picture, as this took place awhile back and I've pitched the keyboard since.

I do have some old keyboards around though...lol...and theres always chocolate milk in supply here.

vladimir · 16-May-04, 02:10 AM

o its on, what kind of heatsink is it anyways?

BigAkita · 16-May-04, 02:14 AM

OK, it will be a beat up CoolerMaster Aero7 Lite heatsink. Wooses need not apply.

Slider · 16-May-04, 02:20 AM

Does it have to be Chocolate milk? Or will any other fluid (conductive of course) do?

15-May-04, 09:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
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TYCOON Apex Tech God Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: SCHOOLLLSSS Posts: 4,728	Am I missing something here......ummm...riggghhttt.... __________________ AMD Athlon 64 X2 3800+ @ 2.7GHz DFI LanParty SLI-D 2GBs PC3200 @ PC3500 // 2.5-3-3-6 EVGA 7950GT 512MB @ Stock Audigy 2 ZS 36Gb Raptor (os) 2x300Gb WD SATA 16MB CACHE (storage) 450Watt OCZ modstream Coolermaster Wavemaster

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Cheshiredemon Smiling-Hoe Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: State of Denial Posts: 793	this interests me.. I think jinx should expalin, I need a good laugh... talk to twiz about self-updating style.css files while your at it. __________________ Fun at Finnegan's Wake

15-May-04, 10:08 PM	#5 (permalink)
jinxÂ© Still Duck's Hoe Though Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Limbo Posts: 2,166	lol...Ok, I had the misfortune of knocking over a full glass of chocolate milk one night at the desk. We're talking a big glass here, 32oz of fluid goodness taking a straight shot into my keyboard. Other than the few drops that splattered my chest, the keyboard held the full 32oz. (All the way to the sink even, so I'm guessing it wasnt completely full, and this personal record can be beat...lol) __________________ "Life isn't like a box of chocolates...It's more like a jar of jalapenos... What you do today, might burn your @ss tomorrow."

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flounder405 The Mack Daddy Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: the black hole aka tulsa okiehoma...i must escape again somehow Posts: 1,774	i like that story __________________ Holla!. flounder405 fo' sheezy. Filet-Hizzle cuz this is how we do it. Thanks PJ , Snoop and Gizoogle fer that one "Bowmp chick a bowmp bowmp oo-wa oo-wa a wawa," followed by the occasional "wocka wocka wocka wocka"

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NoSlak Gridiron Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Hovering over the Neg Rep Button Posts: 3,640	hmmm, a few drops of visine just killed mine, choco milk ???? havent had that in years , 7-11 run tonite !!!

15-May-04, 10:24 PM	#9 (permalink)
TYCOON Apex Tech God Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: SCHOOLLLSSS Posts: 4,728	Hmm I have some keyboards laying around __________________ AMD Athlon 64 X2 3800+ @ 2.7GHz DFI LanParty SLI-D 2GBs PC3200 @ PC3500 // 2.5-3-3-6 EVGA 7950GT 512MB @ Stock Audigy 2 ZS 36Gb Raptor (os) 2x300Gb WD SATA 16MB CACHE (storage) 450Watt OCZ modstream Coolermaster Wavemaster

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Vada Fae Apex Tech Fanatic Supreme Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: REEN-HOE, NV Posts: 729	Everyone grab their dremel and we'll see who can turn their keyboard into the largest chocolate milk containor.

16-May-04, 12:09 AM	#12 (permalink)
BigAkita n00b-ass reviewer Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Nirvana Posts: 14,314	This sounds like a challenge. The dude that can hold the most amount of chocolate milk in their keyboard, and still have that keyboard work will receive a heatsink from me. Pics are required for proof, and any photoshoped pics will be easily fournd out. The winner will have to prove that it was the same keyboard that held the milk as the one that continued working. Contest ends on 1 June 2004. (dudes, remind me.) I will be the sole judge in this. So far, I guess Jinx is winning with his 32oz, but I haven't seen a pic of it yet. Good lock to all you pimps milking your keyboards! __________________ "I'll stop being an A-Hole if you will stop being an Idiot."

16-May-04, 12:21 AM	#13 (permalink)
me_john85 Camp Pen-Hoe-tan's Hoe Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Jacksonville, NC Posts: 2,375	lol this is the stupidest, most pointless contest iv ever seen, .................I LIKE IT!!!! __________________

16-May-04, 12:38 AM	#14 (permalink)
DuplexEmotions Bi P-Hoe-lar Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 3,563	All will fear my IBM model Ms..... though I don't want to destroy one to hold fluids, I may for the sake of the game! what kind of heatsink we talking about, by the way? __________________ I wrote a haiku but it is not very good so I won't share it. "We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about." -Albert Einstein

16-May-04, 12:38 AM	#15 (permalink)
flounder405 The Mack Daddy Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: the black hole aka tulsa okiehoma...i must escape again somehow Posts: 1,774	ill try to think of some sort of trophy for this...in 2d form that is __________________ Holla!. flounder405 fo' sheezy. Filet-Hizzle cuz this is how we do it. Thanks PJ , Snoop and Gizoogle fer that one "Bowmp chick a bowmp bowmp oo-wa oo-wa a wawa," followed by the occasional "wocka wocka wocka wocka"

16-May-04, 12:40 AM	#16 (permalink)
TekXoID Banned Join Date: May 2003 Location: looking for love in the nearest gay bar Posts: 4,089	I'm not going to turn my logitech elite into a keyboard/bathtub unless it's a pretty damn good heatsink, what is it?

16-May-04, 12:40 AM	#17 (permalink)
jinxÂ© Still Duck's Hoe Though Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Limbo Posts: 2,166	Well I wont be coming up with picture, as this took place awhile back and I've pitched the keyboard since. I do have some old keyboards around though...lol...and theres always chocolate milk in supply here. __________________ "Life isn't like a box of chocolates...It's more like a jar of jalapenos... What you do today, might burn your @ss tomorrow."

16-May-04, 02:10 AM	#18 (permalink)
vladimir Pimp PHP Pro Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 3,329	o its on, what kind of heatsink is it anyways?

16-May-04, 02:14 AM	#19 (permalink)
BigAkita n00b-ass reviewer Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Nirvana Posts: 14,314	OK, it will be a beat up CoolerMaster Aero7 Lite heatsink. Wooses need not apply. __________________ "I'll stop being an A-Hole if you will stop being an Idiot."

16-May-04, 02:20 AM	#20 (permalink)
Slider Ghostrider Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kansas Posts: 2,678	Does it have to be Chocolate milk? Or will any other fluid (conductive of course) do? __________________ Always remember: No matter where you go, there you are.