Oww....

DuplexEmotions · 20-April-04, 02:14 PM

Anybody know how to make things not hurt anymore? I tipped my chair over and landed with the edge of the chair right under my shoulderblades and now it hurts quite a bit.

John

TekXoID · 20-April-04, 02:17 PM

Vicodin, Valium, OxyContin, Percocet? See your local drug dealer for more details!

DuplexEmotions · 20-April-04, 02:20 PM

my pharmacist doesn't give me drugs without a perscription, and I don't want to go to the doctor quite yet.

Fu3lman · 20-April-04, 02:25 PM

maybe a Guy Smiley award will make you feel better?

ZENNZZO · 20-April-04, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by DuplexEmotions


	my pharmacist doesn't give me drugs without a perscription, and I don't want to go to the doctor quite yet.

One of the best techniques for pain is "diversion"...as listed before...BPHTTPT aka Ball Peen hammer to the pinky techniqe.
Besides, "stupid" is supposed to hurt. I'm 300lbs and my chair screams under the stress but it ain't never bucked me off
How the hell are we supposed to know how bad you hurt
yourself, and if you are injured bad enough to warrent medical attention, what if we gave you the wrong diagnosis and remedy...that's like going into wal-mart and asking the cashier how to do a volt mod, and overclock a GPU...
'cmon, man up and take it...or go see the Dr....

Im_gumby · 20-April-04, 02:34 PM

My recommendation for your particular ailment involves Kentucky Straight Burbon, preferably, Makers Mark or Knob Creek. For extra strength relief, Brooks 107 proof works well also.

Fu3lman · 20-April-04, 02:34 PM

u get a DOUBLE Guy Smiley Award for this one, congratulations!

KayinStorm · 20-April-04, 02:37 PM

I survived being hit by a car, you can survive falling out of your chair.

Want some cheese with that whine?

Im_gumby · 20-April-04, 02:38 PM

Don't forget about the softball assault, Kayin. That's worth a Guy Smiley at least.

KayinStorm · 20-April-04, 02:41 PM

Kayin=Damage magnet. That simple.

j-dogg · 20-April-04, 02:43 PM

I survived a 40mph flight over the handlebars, I'm sure falling out of a chair can't hurt too bad.

ZENNZZO · 20-April-04, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fu3lman


	u get a DOUBLE Guy Smiley Award for this one, congratulations!

..2nd that
[goldstars=FU3LMAN]*****[/goldstars]

biohazardpc · 20-April-04, 02:48 PM

Take some asprin or some motrin.. Motrin is designed to reduce inflamation and get rid of pain..If none of these work take some tylanol.. As reccomended motrin dose should be around 800 to 1600 miligrams.. e carefull not to take more than 1600 at one dose and no more than 3 doses in a 24 hour period.. If you take too much motrin you can crystalise your liver...

nev_payne · 20-April-04, 02:49 PM

I currently have artheritis in my right knee, jaw and left elbow....according to my doctor of 17 years, its due to the fact i was born with very little, hence im already running low at 17. My knee is the worst affected at present, with a very large bulbous sack of fluid growing steadily around my knee. As this gets bigger it damages more things. So far its got through my cartilage and a couple of tendons. If it continues to get worse, it will be nerves breaking up, then blood supply to my lower leg.

Joose · 20-April-04, 02:50 PM

Uhh, TYLENOL???

NoSlak · 20-April-04, 02:55 PM

I think I have acid reflux disease , what can I take w/out a prescription ???
Oh and sever allergies to in the spring but nothing works for me anymoer.....

Joose · 20-April-04, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by pimp_joose


	Uhh, TYLENOL???

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Im_gumby · 20-April-04, 03:01 PM

Now for Slak, I would recommend a nice shot of Mezcal, worm optional. That should clear out the allergies like nobody's business.

j-dogg · 20-April-04, 03:03 PM

Allergy Problems? Eat some Szcheuan Chicken or Yu-Hsiang chicken (pronounced who-shiang) that will DEFINITELY clear your allergies.

ZENNZZO · 20-April-04, 03:08 PM

20-April-04, 02:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
DuplexEmotions Bi P-Hoe-lar Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 3,563	Oww.... Anybody know how to make things not hurt anymore? I tipped my chair over and landed with the edge of the chair right under my shoulderblades and now it hurts quite a bit. John __________________ I wrote a haiku but it is not very good so I won't share it. "We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about." -Albert Einstein

20-April-04, 02:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
DuplexEmotions Bi P-Hoe-lar Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 3,563	my pharmacist doesn't give me drugs without a perscription, and I don't want to go to the doctor quite yet. __________________ I wrote a haiku but it is not very good so I won't share it. "We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about." -Albert Einstein

20-April-04, 02:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
Fu3lman Light My Fire Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: closer than u think... Flames: 26,134 Posts: 3,241	maybe a Guy Smiley award will make you feel better? __________________

20-April-04, 02:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
Im_gumby Slightly Silly Moderator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Latitude: 42 57 51 Longitude: 85 36 46 W Posts: 3,098	My recommendation for your particular ailment involves Kentucky Straight Burbon, preferably, Makers Mark or Knob Creek. For extra strength relief, Brooks 107 proof works well also. __________________ C'mon... click me. You know you want to.

20-April-04, 02:34 PM	#7 (permalink)
Fu3lman Light My Fire Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: closer than u think... Flames: 26,134 Posts: 3,241	u get a DOUBLE Guy Smiley Award for this one, congratulations! __________________

20-April-04, 02:17 PM	#2 (permalink)
TekXoID Banned Join Date: May 2003 Location: looking for love in the nearest gay bar Posts: 4,089	Vicodin, Valium, OxyContin, Percocet? See your local drug dealer for more details!

20-April-04, 02:37 PM	#8 (permalink)
KayinStorm Apex Tech God Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Alithir... Posts: 3,353	I survived being hit by a car, you can survive falling out of your chair. Want some cheese with that whine?

20-April-04, 02:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
Im_gumby Slightly Silly Moderator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Latitude: 42 57 51 Longitude: 85 36 46 W Posts: 3,098	Don't forget about the softball assault, Kayin. That's worth a Guy Smiley at least. __________________ C'mon... click me. You know you want to.

20-April-04, 02:41 PM	#10 (permalink)
KayinStorm Apex Tech God Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Alithir... Posts: 3,353	Kayin=Damage magnet. That simple.

20-April-04, 02:43 PM	#11 (permalink)
j-dogg Mystical Schwinn Guru Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: West Melbourne, Fl-HOE-rida Posts: 8,818	I survived a 40mph flight over the handlebars, I'm sure falling out of a chair can't hurt too bad. __________________

20-April-04, 02:48 PM	#13 (permalink)
biohazardpc H.A.L.O.-Hoe Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Fayetteville NC Posts: 1,617	Take some asprin or some motrin.. Motrin is designed to reduce inflamation and get rid of pain..If none of these work take some tylanol.. As reccomended motrin dose should be around 800 to 1600 miligrams.. e carefull not to take more than 1600 at one dose and no more than 3 doses in a 24 hour period.. If you take too much motrin you can crystalise your liver... __________________ When all else fails beat it with a hammer. One shot One kill, why waste ammo.

20-April-04, 02:49 PM	#14 (permalink)
nev_payne Apex Tech God Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Somerset, England UK........ News Threads: 8,143 Posts: 4,085	I currently have artheritis in my right knee, jaw and left elbow....according to my doctor of 17 years, its due to the fact i was born with very little, hence im already running low at 17. My knee is the worst affected at present, with a very large bulbous sack of fluid growing steadily around my knee. As this gets bigger it damages more things. So far its got through my cartilage and a couple of tendons. If it continues to get worse, it will be nerves breaking up, then blood supply to my lower leg. __________________ You have reached Nev's Voicemail. Please leave a message in the PM. Thank-you.

20-April-04, 02:50 PM	#15 (permalink)
Joose Joosey Join Date: May 2003 Location: Milton, Ontario Posts: 5,537	Uhh, TYLENOL??? __________________ Joose - joosy since 1975 Cheap, Good, Fast - You can only have two out of three.

20-April-04, 02:55 PM	#16 (permalink)
NoSlak Gridiron Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Hovering over the Neg Rep Button Posts: 3,640	I think I have acid reflux disease , what can I take w/out a prescription ??? Oh and sever allergies to in the spring but nothing works for me anymoer.....

20-April-04, 03:01 PM	#18 (permalink)
Im_gumby Slightly Silly Moderator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Latitude: 42 57 51 Longitude: 85 36 46 W Posts: 3,098	Now for Slak, I would recommend a nice shot of Mezcal, worm optional. That should clear out the allergies like nobody's business. __________________ C'mon... click me. You know you want to.

20-April-04, 03:03 PM	#19 (permalink)
j-dogg Mystical Schwinn Guru Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: West Melbourne, Fl-HOE-rida Posts: 8,818	Allergy Problems? Eat some Szcheuan Chicken or Yu-Hsiang chicken (pronounced who-shiang) that will DEFINITELY clear your allergies. __________________