Well, until we get a forum or this gets stickied or whatever, I'd like to invite you to our first opening of the Sock and Feather. Come in, sit down, and take a load off your mind. Having gone to school for ministry, I took classes in counseling, and if I can't help, there are others just as willing to help.

I'd love to get BA to tell us a tale, and if anyone else has stories that they want to share, or has a woman they'd like to get off their mind (or back), here's where you can toss it...

Have a seat, we're all friends here.

Ok, I guess I'll start it off. Been trying to find a job for the last couple of weeks and haven't heard from anyone yet, although it's looking real promising at MC Assembly, I have some buddies I swap hardware with who work there, but other than that I haven't heard from anyone, sheesh I'm wondering if I'm just spinning my wheels filling out all these applications, I'm wondering if they are even being looked at

umm umm they moved my desk and i used to sit by the window and i could see the squirls and they were married, but then they switched from the swingline to the boston, but i kept my swingline because it didnt bind up as much and i kept staples for it too and i told them i told them i wont move my desk again i wont ....

4.5 years of training won't cover that, Bob. But, pull up a chair and join us...

If they take your swingline. www.thinkgeek.com sells the same model.
I just need a life outside of PR... geeze im a nerd.

I met this chick i work with, damn shes hot! Got her phone number shes got mine, hoepfully this will go somewhere

Tell us more, man... Don't leave us hanging!

not much more to tell, though i do know shes gettin all "friendly" which is a big plus!!

I am a happily married man, and have always been faithful to my wife since we started dating back in 1987. But I wasn't always so honorable...

I had a buddy, Mark, when I was stationed at Ft. Hood my first time. I was 19 years old and Mark had this kick-ass red 65 Mustang. We used to cruise the clubs at night and attempt to pick up babes every weekend. Mark wasn't a real good looking guy, and he eventually picked up some party girl and started dating her.

This girl he dated was not what you would call overly attractive, about 75 lbs overweight with stringy hair, but she put out for him so he stuck with her. It kind of put a damper on our nights out when he started going with her. I didn't care to be around them cause I really didn't care to be associated with her. She was a real skank.

When Mark approached me one evening and asked me to double date with him and his girlfriend, I laughed and walked away. He chased after me and stated that his girlfriend wouldn't wouldn't see him because this girl was staying with her and she didn't want to leave her out. It was a four day weekend, so Mark was desperate to score some leg. I was adamant, I wouldn't go out with any girl who was friends with his girlfriend.

This is where it got good...he told me it wasn't a friend of his girlfriend, it was her SISTER from Ft. Bragg and her 1 year old kid. It seems her husband had gone on a 1 month field exercise so she decided to visit. I damn near slapped Mark right on the spot. Thinking about what an older sister of this chick would look like, I merely shuddered and shook my head and attempted to walk away.

Mark was insistent, and really horny. He begged me to go with him to double date as he took his girlfriend out. I said no. He said he would pay for everything. I said no. He said he would allow me to pick the clubs we went to, I said no. He said he would allow me to have his Mustang for 2 weeks, I said OK.

So, with great apprehension I got ready for this "date". First off, Mark's girlfriend was homely and fat, why expect her sister to be otherwise. Second, the chick is married with a kid in tow, why would she want to go out at all? But the chance to own his Mustang for 2 weeks over rode my fears.

As we pulled up to his girlfriend's house, I took in the run down appearance and bad neighborhood she lived in. I was trying to psych myself out that I could handle this night, that if I just got through it, I could get some stellar babes with his 'stang. As we walked up to the house, you could see in the kitchen window and there were two women sitting there. His skank girlfriend, and this amazingly gorgeous supermodel with a mane of Auburn hair. Mark saw the same thing I saw, turned to me and said, "You son of a bitch!"

We walked in the house, introductions were performed, and I got a closer look at her. She was about 5 foot 4, tiny waist, allstate ass, a model's face, and hair that had to have come from heaven itself. It wasn't really red or brown, kind of in-between, but it looked like a lion's mane. Remember, this was the eighty's so big hair was the shiznit. Her's was beautiful. She was 23 at the time, and her name was Sarah.

Mark immediately copped an attitude with his girlfriend because I think he wanted a chance to score with the sister. I stayed my charming self to both, and suggested we go clubbing. The girls were enthusiastic, but Mark wasn't. The girls won out. Mark's girlfriend had already arranged with another of her friends to have Sarah's kid taken care of over the weekend, so we were ready to go.

At the club, Mark kept acting more and more like a penis. I wasn't too concerned about him, all my attention was focused on Sarah and how I could attempt to make a move on this hot babe. It turns out I didn't need to, a slow song was played, she asked me to dance, and as we did she kept grabbing and pinching my ass. I had a smile going that could have lit LA. For the rest of the evening she stayed cuddled up against me and I was enjoying the jealous looks from every other dude in the club.

When it came time to go, Mark and his girl had an all out fight going on, and Sarah and I got in the backseat of the Mustang. We made out pretty heavy on the way back to Mark's girlfriends house, and they fought. Once we got there, I picked Sarah up into my arms and carried her into the house straight to the bedroom. By then, Mark had enough and left...fine with me.

Anywhooo, I spent the next few days at that house just making love and listening to Bob Seger (her favorite). It was an amazing weekend with an amazing girl, but of course, just as all good things do it came to an end. It was time for her to go home to NC.

That was the hard part. We got to the bus station and she broke down proclaiming her love for me. I kept telling her she had a family and that what we had was great, but not enough to ruin what she had. She said she would leave her husband immediately and stay there. I argued that she needs to think of her child, a weekend isn't worth taking a child's daddy away. She eventually left on that bus.

To this day, when I hear the saxaphone lead in Turn the Page, I immediately remember her. That was our song that weekend. She was beautiful, willing, and excellent during the horizontal bop, but it wasn't enough for me to tear her family apart. As long as they play Seger on the radio, I will remember her.

That's the stuff man...

One day I'll have to tell my stories too. BA, is there a chance of getting this stickied or even better, a forum? PR isn't like any other site, and our members aren't like other site's members, I think it would be a bonus...

damn, dude you are a talented writer, and have led one hell of a life as far as i can tell from these storys.

haha, i hoped someoen would recognize a quote from my favorite movie.

Quote: Originally Posted by Spc. Forces Bob umm umm they moved my desk and i used to sit by the window and i could see the squirls and they were married, but then they switched from the swingline to the boston, but i kept my swingline because it didnt bind up as much and i kept staples for it too and i told them i told them i wont move my desk again i wont ....

GO Milton Burn it DOWN BABY!!
...and to hell with those TPS reports

Quote: Originally Posted by Spc. Forces Bob haha, i hoped someoen would recognize a quote from my favorite movie.

Ok Bob - I am beginning to think you just want someone to make reference to either your prior statement or to your sig (or maybe both).

I am a huge fan of Office Space myself and watch it every chance I get it. I noticed the quotes just didn't reply.

Quote: umm umm they moved my desk and i used to sit by the window and i could see the squirls and they were married, but then they switched from the swingline to the boston, but i kept my swingline because it didnt bind up as much and i kept staples for it too and i told them i told them i wont move my desk again i wont ....

- Milton Burns (Office Space)

Quote: PC Load Letter, What The #@$% Does that Mean? Office Space

- Michael Bolton (Office Space)

Edit: Man Zen, you beat me to it...

OK, a trivia bit-couple of good quotes geeks should know.

"Mr. Wizard-get me out of here!!"

"Well, we just got them all, but we got our life support too. Guess we get to die as heroes..."

"It's only 11:15, you guys want some chicken?"

"Sure, we could jump without calculating, and end up right in the middle of a star or planet, or something, but that would be a bad day..."

"You're delicious, boss!"

"You stole weapons grade plutonium?!?"

First one to get ALL of them in a post gets rep points...

I don't have any stories like BA. My wife and I started dating in high school in 1977 and I have always been faithfull to her. But I do have a stapler that NEVER binds. She ain't pretty but she gets the job done. I think it's older than I am.

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Quote: Originally Posted by KayinStorm OK, a trivia bit-couple of good quotes geeks should know. "Mr. Wizard-get me out of here!!" "Well, we just got them all, but we got our life support too. Guess we get to die as heroes..." "It's only 11:15, you guys want some chicken?" "Sure, we could jump without calculating, and end up right in the middle of a star or planet, or something, but that would be a bad day..." "You're delicious, boss!" "You stole weapons grade plutonium?!?" First one to get ALL of them in a post gets rep points...

1. Neo in the first Matrix.
2. Tip of my tongue, but it just won't come
3. I'm completely blank on this one, so ashamed
4. Han Solo in Star Wars Episode 4 (I think)
5. Spaceballs, I believe one of Pizza's guys
6. Marty in the first Back to the Future.

Is this a ****ing movie thread or a bar thread?

Well, two away, come on man, I give you credit...

I dug deep for this, but it's all stuff that like 20somethings would know...

BA=pro. i think a lotta people have much to learn from your skills. funny how things always turn out huh?