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  1. The Register // Next Ubuntu LTS in 2010, unless Linuxes synchronize
  2. The Register // Google and Facebook socialize world+dog
  3. The Register // Romanian and Turkish scientists turn circuit boards into oil
  4. The Register // IBM's Cell blade boosted by memory and floating point gains
  5. The Register // Dallas kids tracked for their own good
  6. The Register // Welsh Darth Vader dodges jail
  7. The Register // Son of 419 victim contacts El Reg
  8. The Register // Korean DMZ droids 'unfit for combat'
  9. The Register // Computer Misuse Act changes are delayed further
  10. The Register // UK's tallest bovine soars to 6ft 6in
  11. The Register // NetBeans extension makes simple work of PHP
  12. The Register // Japan's ciggie machines to sniff out buyer's age
  13. The Register // Microsoft denies Zune copyright cop
  14. The Register // AMD excises two senior execs, while promoting server chief
  15. The Register // TJX credit card heist suspect, 2 others, accused of new scam
  16. The Register // Intel said to feed Google solid state disks
  17. The Register // HP in talks to buy EDS
  18. The Register // Fedora 9 - an OS that even the Linux challenged can love
  19. The Register // Microsoft Office chief to manage Bill Gates
  20. The Register // VMware ships disaster recovery and testing software
  21. The Register // Apple to announce handheld games console at WWDC?
  22. The Register // Business suit tailored to reflect phone radiation
  23. The Register // Taser gun usage soaring among UK cops
  24. The Register // British Gas sues Accenture
  25. The Register // Hippies reclaim summer of code
  26. The Register // UK.gov torpedoes personal carbon credit plans
  27. The Register // Extreme porn, hard drives and election strain
  28. The Register // Web fan-owned football club heads to Wembley final
  29. The Register // Gordon Brown claims a Brit invented the iPod
  30. The Register // Sick of JavaOne? - You will be
  31. The Register // Texas realizes Amazon is in Texas
  32. The Register // Shareholder sees golf as AMD cure all
  33. The Register // Added green burden could ground flying cars for good
  34. The Register // Microsoft walks away from Yahoo!
  35. The Register // Lesbian lesbians fight extreme porn law
  36. The Register // Broadcom shrinks Ethernet switching gear to 65nm
  37. The Register // DoJ beats up tech firm for H-1B only job ads
  38. The Register // Microsoft and Yahoo! renew their marriage talks
  39. The Register // Open source software is murder
  40. The Register // Sun stock goes degenerate dwarf
  41. The Register // Indian electronics firm has Moto device biz in its sights
  42. The Register // Carphone Warehouse cleared out of 8GB iPhones
  43. The Register // Big Blue, Intel chat up little guys online
  44. The Register // Stamping on the spam or wading through it?
  45. The Register // Blu-ray-for-Xbox 360 rumours restoked
  46. The Register // HSBC foils '?70m fraud'
  47. The Register // Creative settles MP3 player capacity clash
  48. The Register // Is the earth getting warmer, or cooler?
  49. The Register // Sun cushions slumping Q3 with layoffs
  50. The Register // Intel sales chief promises Atom bombing
  51. The Register // Intel puts another foot into 10GbE
  52. The Register // Your personal data just got permanently cached at the US border
  53. The Register // Ballmer's board broaches beefier bid
  54. The Register // Storm worm botnet turns into April shower
  55. The Register // GTA IV PS3 fights off resolution woes in the UK
  56. The Register // EMC's Mozy storage service is going global
  57. The Register // US warez sitemaster jailed for 30 months
  58. The Register // Virgin Media distances itself from Phorm 'adoption' claims
  59. The Register // Whitehall kick starts digital strategy
  60. The Register // Texas man attempts to cash $360bn cheque
  61. The Register // 'Space gemstone' meteorite crashes at auction
  62. The Register // Every Italian's tax bill published online
  63. The Register // HP pulls memory Missing Link from bottle of beer
  64. The Register // Cloud computing hysteria paralyzed by bolt of reality
  65. The Register // Stanford grabs $6m to shape the future of software
  66. The Register // KVM funder takes a swing at desktop virtualization
  67. The Register // Citrix boss wants data center 'dinosaurs' to evolve
  68. The Register // Dubya archives White House email by hand
  69. The Register // Zango's adware fox desperate to guard net henhouse
  70. The Register // Brits vote for useless gadgets
  71. The Register // Plasma TV components applied to password cracking
  72. The Register // School crossing guards join CCTV panlollycon
  73. The Register // Sony Ericsson puts a Flash into Java
  74. The Register // Anti-Israel hackers deface central bank site
  75. The Register // Welsh blogger fined over 'menacing' plod blog
  76. The Register // Discoverer of LSD dead at 102
  77. The Register // Radiohead diss freetards
  78. The Register // Watchdog demands MSN Music mea culpa
  79. The Register // McAfee 'Hacker Safe' cert sheds more cred
  80. The Register // Microsoft embraces and extends server promiscuity
  81. The Register // Dell busts out appliance baby for OEMs
  82. The Register // US Department of Justice banned from Wikipedia
  83. The Register // White space fillers are hospital system killers
  84. The Register // Whitehats tackle The Great Botnet Dilemma
  85. The Register // US Army hands out $3.5m for portable fuel-cell powerpack
  86. The Register // MySpace stripped of myspace.co.uk domain victory
  87. The Register // Israeli spyware-for-hire PIs jailed
  88. The Register // Astroboffins moot massive Moon-mirror heliograph
  89. The Register // Amy Winehouse pitches for Bond theme
  90. The Register // Netgear gets a crush on SMBs at Interop
  91. The Register // BAE lands US Army minidroid horde contract
  92. The Register // Adobe veteran joins Microsoft media camp
  93. The Register // Linux guru Hans Reiser convicted of first-degree murder
  94. The Register // Chernobyl coverage blows up in Radio Free Europe's face
  95. The Register // Homeland Security takes pity on terror list Ted Kennedys
  96. The Register // Google trumpets PageRank for pics
  97. The Register // Yahoo! pimping malware from banner ads
  98. The Register // Microsoft snags Google-thrashing data pioneer
  99. The Register // Canuck faces life sentence for nude girl webcam scheme
  100. The Register // Intel lands Cray
  101. The Register // Apple punts 'Penryn' iMacs
  102. The Register // Natasha Henstridge braces for Impact
  103. The Register // Lightning-zapgun maker gets more US gov cash
  104. The Register // Western Digital's VelociRaptor primes data center charge
  105. The Register // Saudi blogger freed
  106. The Register // Sun woos Linux distros with bundle deals
  107. The Register // Ubuntu man says Microsoft's about to 'swallow a hand-grenade'
  108. The Register // Build a 14.5 watt data center in a shoebox
  109. The Register // And now it's time for Data Warehouses as a Service
  110. The Register // InPhase finally to phase in holographic disk
  111. The Register // Infosecurity is very much like...
  112. The Register // Judge muzzles Sequoia e-voting attack dogs
  113. The Register // NASA researching 'nanosats' for orbiting 5G space network
  114. The Register // Governator outs Dubya's global-warming 'time bomb'
  115. The Register // Solaris update woos elderly apps
  116. The Register // Apple gets into mine-sweeping, missiles and storage
  117. The Register // Nexan hopes to get rich off Beast and Boy wonders
  118. The Register // Department of Homeland Security website hacked!
  119. The Register // Motorised meat-smoker droid vigilante patrols Atlanta
  120. The Register // BBC defends iPlayer against Murdoch Jr's 'anti-competitive' claims
  121. The Register // DARPA wants microscopic atom clocks on chips
  122. The Register // Apple blocks cheaper UK iPod sales
  123. The Register // P2P site cries traffic shaping foul at Canuck ISP
  124. The Register // Patches pose 'significant risk'
  125. The Register // Backlash starts against 'sexy' databases
  126. The Register // Microsoft profits fall in Q1
  127. The Register // LaCie's rugged rubber drive hits 500GB
  128. The Register // FreeBSD developer Kip Macy charged with tenant terror
  129. The Register // Blade dishes loss-less Ethernet wonder
  130. The Register // IBM's SVC unit will get thin provisioning
  131. The Register // Random people to monkey with Yahoo! search engine
  132. The Register // Eye-o-Sauron? border beam barrier tech too crap to keep
  133. The Register // Unmasking the Neighborhood Network Watch
  134. The Register // Sun buys low-power x86 disaster Montalvo
  135. The Register // Motorola losses grow
  136. The Register // Sky One to resurrect Blake's 7?
  137. The Register // Central e-crime unit waits for Home Office approval
  138. The Register // Lib Dem mayor candidate jumps aboard muni Wi-Fi failboat
  139. The Register // Microsoft's Ruby lead sounds Balkanization alarm
  140. The Register // Unlocked iPhones help drive Apple Q2
  141. The Register // Web infection attacks more than 100,000 pages
  142. The Register // Google and Yahoo fling earns Justice Department's evil eye
  143. The Register // Seagate ships 1 billionth drive
  144. The Register // Dell waves goodbye to 1100 Canadians
  145. The Register // Brain-plug weapons could provide war crime immunity
  146. The Register // Novell strips SLES down to its undies
  147. The Register // Man discovers his net wasn't neutered
  148. The Register // Judge issues arrest warrant for Darth Vader
  149. The Register // Microsoft rolls out Live Mesh preview
  150. The Register // Wake me up when Global Warming's over
  151. The Register // Honda harness to take the strain out of strolling
  152. The Register // Modern 'primitive' could ease the pain of encrypting massive amounts
  153. The Register // eBay sues Craigslist as family squabble goes public
  154. The Register // VMware placates Wall Street with 70 per cent Q1 revenue surge
  155. The Register // Hitachi reveals greenest data center dream
  156. The Register // Nokia predicts IBM 360 of mobile phones
  157. The Register // Yahoo! pulls Alibaba out of hat, posts big Q1 profit jump
  158. The Register // Violin tunes SSD memory appliance
  159. The Register // US court waves through border laptop searches
  160. The Register // Americans love wireless - and AT&T too
  161. The Register // PS3 to get movie downloads this summer?
  162. The Register // Six months on from HMRC, data losses still rising, says ICO
  163. The Register // Data pimping catches ISP on the hop
  164. The Register // DARPA looking at 'Z-Wing' stratocruiser
  165. The Register // 'Virtual strip search' arrives at JFK and LAX
  166. The Register // Google (re-)branded world's greatest brand
  167. The Register // Behind the scenes with Apple's media browser
  168. The Register // PETA offers $1m for test tube chicken
  169. The Register // Lessig leads Net Neut charge in Stanford inquisition
  170. The Register // Oz to get satnav cemetery for Down Under dead
  171. The Register // Blue Coat pockets Packeteer for $268m
  172. The Register // Microsoft kicks out third Windows XP service pack
  173. The Register // Orange signs up testers for ebooks
  174. The Register // Leaked picture points to upcoming HTC phones
  175. The Register // Satyam ups the ante for World Cup tech
  176. The Register // Motorola invests in virtual mobiles
  177. The Register // Sony poo-poos Amazon PS3 PlayTV pre-order posting
  178. The Register // Why is Ruby on Rails so darn slow?
  179. The Register // AudioEngine AW1 wireless music system
  180. The Register // D-Link touts telly as remote PC screen
  181. The Register // Will Tesco turn us into heterotards?
  182. The Register // Bond / Fleming expo opens at Imperial War Museum
  183. The Register // ISP typo pimping exposes users to fraudulent web pages
  184. The Register // Freetards fill their boots - music survey
  185. The Register // Pirate Bay-probing cop on Warner Brothers payroll
  186. The Register // Commodore goes titsup (again)
  187. The Register // Notorious eBay hacker arrested in Romania
  188. The Register // 'Rowdy' rectal extraction op vid hits YouTube
  189. The Register // Warning sounded on Microsoft and Google's health records landgrab
  190. The Register // Nimbus-led alliance hopes to big up 10Gb Ethernet
  191. The Register // You'll learn to love mobile TV
  192. The Register // Microsoft's Ballmer bitch slaps Vista
  193. The Register // Cow turds fuel Blighty's hydrogen filling station embrace
  194. The Register // AMD's Q1 loss comes in as planned
  195. The Register // UK consumers lose ?6.6bn a year to unfair treatment
  196. The Register // eBay ponders Skype bail out
  197. The Register // Google earnings soar despite paid click dip
  198. The Register // SQL string in URL exposes sex offender data
  199. The Register // Microsoft teases mobile developers with 'big' Silverlight deals
  200. The Register // Truphone adds ?16.5m to global operator hope chest
  201. The Register // Feds to collect DNA of every person they arrest
  202. The Register // This DVD will self-destruct in 48 hours
  203. The Register // Fujitsu and friends arm four-core Opteron servers
  204. The Register // Sun may shut off high-end MySQL features
  205. The Register // Harvard bitch seeks to strip Zuckerberg's Facebook trademark
  206. The Register // Nokia takes a Q1 tumble
  207. The Register // US law makers seek ban on in-flight calls
  208. The Register // BT's secret Phorm trials open door to corporate eavesdropping
  209. The Register // Anti-paedophile group targets child abuse sites
  210. The Register // Intel: laptop/desktop crossover coming sooner than expected
  211. The Register // IBM grows profits, raises outlook
  212. The Register // eBay defies 'softening' economy
  213. The Register // Google paid click rate decelerates (again)
  214. The Register // Fake subpoenas harpoon 2,100 corporate fat cats
  215. The Register // MySQL chief recommits to Linux under Sun
  216. The Register // Comcast proposes P2P 'bill of rights'
  217. The Register // Security gumshoes locate source of mystery web compromise
  218. The Register // Predator kill-machine pilots suffering 'chronic burnout'
  219. The Register // Boffins develop '500TB iPod' storage tech
  220. The Register // Frattini blows off Brussels to join Berlusconi.gov
  221. The Register // Sony posts PS3 firmware 2.30
  222. The Register // Wi-Fi spoofing sends Jesus phone disciples off the true path
  223. The Register // MySQL to fortify defenses with Citadel
  224. The Register // Fring brings Skype to the iPhone
  225. The Register // Sun promises agenda-free MySQL development agenda
  226. The Register // Google's Great American Wireless Auction 'game' annoys US lawmakers
  227. The Register // Sun abuses IPTV with Xeons, Opterons, switch and small dog
  228. The Register // Official: O2 and Carphone Warehouse to slash 8GB iPhone price
  229. The Register // DNS lords expose netizens to 'poisoning'
  230. The Register // Higher Intel sales counter glum assessment of PC demand
  231. The Register // Tesco piles into MP3
  232. The Register // [NSFW] Monroe BJ film - world exclusive still
  233. The Register // Patent holders take 4G pledge of allegiance
  234. The Register // Virgin Media mops up CEO's 'boll*cks' outburst
  235. The Register // Seagate lawsuit targets solid-state drive maker
  236. The Register // Regulator warns of increasing data demands
  237. The Register // London borough lost children's data three times
  238. The Register // Information watchdog raps Government over access to data
  239. The Register // UK's most popular Wi-Fi router defaults to insecurity
  240. The Register // New York lawmakers approve 'Amazon tax'
  241. The Register // CodeGear's Delphi PHP suite gets nip and tuck job
  242. The Register // Security experts warn against Web 2.0 charlatans and 'premature AJAXu
  243. The Register // (New) dirt-cheap bots attack Hotmail Captchas
  244. The Register // Google crawls The Invisible Web
  245. The Register // Wii can conduct an orchestra too
  246. The Register // Nokia admits DVB-H still not taking off
  247. The Register // Home Office won't appeal immigration ruling
  248. The Register // Preatoni breaks silence over Telecom Italia spying probe
  249. The Register // Blockbuster bids for Circuit City
  250. The Register // BT's 'illegal' 2007 Phorm trial profiled tens of thousands