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- The Register // Brits vote for useless gadgets
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- The Register // Anti-Israel hackers deface central bank site
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- The Register // MySpace stripped of myspace.co.uk domain victory
- The Register // Israeli spyware-for-hire PIs jailed
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- The Register // Adobe veteran joins Microsoft media camp
- The Register // Linux guru Hans Reiser convicted of first-degree murder
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- The Register // Homeland Security takes pity on terror list Ted Kennedys
- The Register // Google trumpets PageRank for pics
- The Register // Yahoo! pimping malware from banner ads
- The Register // Microsoft snags Google-thrashing data pioneer
- The Register // Canuck faces life sentence for nude girl webcam scheme
- The Register // Intel lands Cray
- The Register // Apple punts 'Penryn' iMacs
- The Register // Natasha Henstridge braces for Impact
- The Register // Lightning-zapgun maker gets more US gov cash
- The Register // Western Digital's VelociRaptor primes data center charge
- The Register // Saudi blogger freed
- The Register // Sun woos Linux distros with bundle deals
- The Register // Ubuntu man says Microsoft's about to 'swallow a hand-grenade'
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- The Register // Governator outs Dubya's global-warming 'time bomb'
- The Register // Solaris update woos elderly apps
- The Register // Apple gets into mine-sweeping, missiles and storage
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- The Register // BBC defends iPlayer against Murdoch Jr's 'anti-competitive' claims
- The Register // DARPA wants microscopic atom clocks on chips
- The Register // Apple blocks cheaper UK iPod sales
- The Register // P2P site cries traffic shaping foul at Canuck ISP
- The Register // Patches pose 'significant risk'
- The Register // Backlash starts against 'sexy' databases
- The Register // Microsoft profits fall in Q1
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- The Register // FreeBSD developer Kip Macy charged with tenant terror
- The Register // Blade dishes loss-less Ethernet wonder
- The Register // IBM's SVC unit will get thin provisioning
- The Register // Random people to monkey with Yahoo! search engine
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- The Register // Microsoft's Ruby lead sounds Balkanization alarm
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- The Register // Google and Yahoo fling earns Justice Department's evil eye
- The Register // Seagate ships 1 billionth drive
- The Register // Dell waves goodbye to 1100 Canadians
- The Register // Brain-plug weapons could provide war crime immunity
- The Register // Novell strips SLES down to its undies
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- The Register // Judge issues arrest warrant for Darth Vader
- The Register // Microsoft rolls out Live Mesh preview
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- The Register // VMware placates Wall Street with 70 per cent Q1 revenue surge
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- The Register // Data pimping catches ISP on the hop
- The Register // DARPA looking at 'Z-Wing' stratocruiser
- The Register // 'Virtual strip search' arrives at JFK and LAX
- The Register // Google (re-)branded world's greatest brand
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- The Register // Lessig leads Net Neut charge in Stanford inquisition
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- The Register // Blue Coat pockets Packeteer for $268m
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- The Register // Warning sounded on Microsoft and Google's health records landgrab
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- The Register // You'll learn to love mobile TV
- The Register // Microsoft's Ballmer bitch slaps Vista
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- The Register // AMD's Q1 loss comes in as planned
- The Register // UK consumers lose ?6.6bn a year to unfair treatment
- The Register // eBay ponders Skype bail out
- The Register // Google earnings soar despite paid click dip
- The Register // SQL string in URL exposes sex offender data
- The Register // Microsoft teases mobile developers with 'big' Silverlight deals
- The Register // Truphone adds ?16.5m to global operator hope chest
- The Register // Feds to collect DNA of every person they arrest
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- The Register // Fujitsu and friends arm four-core Opteron servers
- The Register // Sun may shut off high-end MySQL features
- The Register // Harvard bitch seeks to strip Zuckerberg's Facebook trademark
- The Register // Nokia takes a Q1 tumble
- The Register // US law makers seek ban on in-flight calls
- The Register // BT's secret Phorm trials open door to corporate eavesdropping
- The Register // Anti-paedophile group targets child abuse sites
- The Register // Intel: laptop/desktop crossover coming sooner than expected
- The Register // IBM grows profits, raises outlook
- The Register // eBay defies 'softening' economy
- The Register // Google paid click rate decelerates (again)
- The Register // Fake subpoenas harpoon 2,100 corporate fat cats
- The Register // MySQL chief recommits to Linux under Sun
- The Register // Comcast proposes P2P 'bill of rights'
- The Register // Security gumshoes locate source of mystery web compromise
- The Register // Predator kill-machine pilots suffering 'chronic burnout'
- The Register // Boffins develop '500TB iPod' storage tech
- The Register // Frattini blows off Brussels to join Berlusconi.gov
- The Register // Sony posts PS3 firmware 2.30
- The Register // Wi-Fi spoofing sends Jesus phone disciples off the true path
- The Register // MySQL to fortify defenses with Citadel
- The Register // Fring brings Skype to the iPhone
- The Register // Sun promises agenda-free MySQL development agenda
- The Register // Google's Great American Wireless Auction 'game' annoys US lawmakers
- The Register // Sun abuses IPTV with Xeons, Opterons, switch and small dog
- The Register // Official: O2 and Carphone Warehouse to slash 8GB iPhone price
- The Register // DNS lords expose netizens to 'poisoning'
- The Register // Higher Intel sales counter glum assessment of PC demand
- The Register // Tesco piles into MP3
- The Register // [NSFW] Monroe BJ film - world exclusive still
- The Register // Patent holders take 4G pledge of allegiance
- The Register // Virgin Media mops up CEO's 'boll*cks' outburst
- The Register // Seagate lawsuit targets solid-state drive maker
- The Register // Regulator warns of increasing data demands
- The Register // London borough lost children's data three times
- The Register // Information watchdog raps Government over access to data
- The Register // UK's most popular Wi-Fi router defaults to insecurity
- The Register // New York lawmakers approve 'Amazon tax'
- The Register // CodeGear's Delphi PHP suite gets nip and tuck job
- The Register // Security experts warn against Web 2.0 charlatans and 'premature AJAXu
- The Register // (New) dirt-cheap bots attack Hotmail Captchas
- The Register // Google crawls The Invisible Web
- The Register // Wii can conduct an orchestra too
- The Register // Nokia admits DVB-H still not taking off
- The Register // Home Office won't appeal immigration ruling
- The Register // Preatoni breaks silence over Telecom Italia spying probe
- The Register // Blockbuster bids for Circuit City
- The Register // BT's 'illegal' 2007 Phorm trial profiled tens of thousands
- The Register // Dilemma meets opportunity: iPhone beta SDKs in review
- The Register // Pro-smoking website redirected to 'baccy free zone
- The Register // Craigslist and eBay: Terrorist arms bazaars of DEATH
- The Register // PS3 firmware adds HD audio
- The Register // Google to open suspect Orkut albums to Brazil police
- The Register // There's no way Ballmer survives Yahoo! disaster scenario
- The Register // Google data centers snub Africa, Oz, and anything near Wyoming
- The Register // The rise of the Malware Mafia
- The Register // Google pays for Affero ban
- The Register // AMD evaporates CTO post
- The Register // A week in the life of Open XML
- The Register // Truphone picks up Sim4Travel
- The Register // World Bank chief: Ethanol cars run on human misery
- The Register // Malware still malingering for up-to-date anti-virus users
- The Register // No sense of humour? Avoid Bootnotes
- The Register // STMicro and NXP tie-up in wireless joint venture
- The Register // PS3 owners game iPlayer
- The Register // Can the Atom help Intel's CEO meet otherworldly demands?
- The Register // SanDisk warns that unsecured flash drives are coming to get you
- The Register // Network Solutions hijacks customer sub-domains for ad fest
- The Register // Spam busters blacklist MessageLabs and chums
- The Register // Boffins chomp noggin-nobbling narcotics
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- The Register // IBM hopes to patent 'dealing with chaos'