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- The Register // Apple fan runs iTunes movie marathon
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- The Register // RIM faces OS rewrite headache
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- The Register // Wi-Fi Alliance bows to market need for early 802.11n products
- The Register // Net simul-attacks expose US security holes
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- The Register // Gov spins data sharing
- The Register // China's sub-£100 PC launches
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- The Register // Pluto's curse named at last
- The Register // Nvidia ships 'first' 80nm mobile graphics chip
- The Register // Starbucks hit with big bucks lawsuit
- The Register // Spanish police trainees cop an eyeful of smut
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- The Register // California close to charging HP officials
- The Register // Digg founder dismisses Web 2.0 'me tooism'
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- The Register // Apple fans laud Disney deal
- The Register // RIAA drops the dead eDonkey
- The Register // Canon to recall personal copiers
- The Register // Egenera CEO makes dash for Tech Data
- The Register // Sun keeps pumping servers full of Jalapenos
- The Register // <strong>[NSFW]</strong> Irish panto star's phone diatribe wows cyberspace
- The Register // iSoft's £82m City sweetener
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- The Register // Zotob perp jailed
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- The Register // Apple iPhone slips out in Paris?
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- The Register // HTC preps candybar phone with slide-out QWERTY keyboard
- The Register // Royal Society opens free online archive
- The Register // Teachers break silence on fingerprinting children
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- The Register // Less British, more telecoms please
- The Register // Patch Tuesday omits critical Word fix
- The Register // Sony pre-announces Nvidia GeForce 7600 GTL
- The Register // IBM ships tape with hardware crypto
- The Register // BT extends Fusion to corporate customers
- The Register // Progress gets SaaSy
- The Register // Nintendo details Wii console's Japan debut
- The Register // Dell launches AMD-based desktops
- The Register // Hotshot to revive Gov. procurement
- The Register // Commission concerned about Vista security
- The Register // Microsoft Dynamics leader named
- The Register // UK.gov bulks up for Microsoft savings
- The Register // Microsoft won't collect on web services IP
- The Register // California close to charging HP officials
- The Register // Digg founder dismisses Web 2.0 'me tooism'
- The Register // Earthlink takes Nevada spammer for $11m
- The Register // Apple fans laud Disney deal
- The Register // RIAA drops the dead eDonkey
- The Register // Canon to recall personal copiers
- The Register // Egenera CEO makes dash for Tech Data
- The Register // Sun keeps pumping servers full of Jalapenos
- The Register // <strong>[NSFW]</strong> Irish panto star's phone diatribe wows cyberspace
- The Register // iSoft's £82m City sweetener
- The Register // More nuts and bolts go AWOL on second space walk
- The Register // QDOS unrolls 360° iPod sound cylinder
- The Register // Zotob perp jailed
- The Register // Cell-based computer breaks out of IBM
- The Register // Samsung touts CDMA, GSM, JCDMA 'world phone'
- The Register // Ofcom pops cap on mobile termination charges
- The Register // <em>Big Brother</em> golden ticket draw not fixed, says ASA
- The Register // VIA touts eco-credentials with 'carbon-neutral' CPU
- The Register // Sky responds to DRM headache
- The Register // Dell 4 EMC 4 eva?
- The Register // ASA rules against O2 over streetmap promo
- The Register // Asus P5B Deluxe Wi-Fi AP motherboard
- The Register // Korean airline says no to Apple, Dell laptops
- The Register // Apple goes iPod mad
- The Register // Symantec and Juniper to snoop networks together
- The Register // HP 'leaker' shows himself the door
- The Register // Beijing Big Brother gets bigger
- The Register // Palm, Vodafone to ship 3G Treo 750v on 2 October
- The Register // HP chairman apologises, promises to go (sort of)
- The Register // ViewSonic teases with 'made for iPod' displays
- The Register // Penis-pump driver crashes into bus
- The Register // The NFC revolution is running late
- The Register // eMusic debuts across Europe
- The Register // Steve Irwin fans turn on stingrays
- The Register // Encore processor upgrade for Apple G4
- The Register // Stop press: Planktic foraminiferal biostratigraphy data!
- The Register // MS preps internal disc burner for second-gen Xbox 360?
- The Register // UK truck dealer pitches to 'pink van man'
- The Register // .mobi domain looking for advisors
- The Register // Netgear to ship Wi-Fi Skype phone next month
- The Register // User convenience versus system security
- The Register // A slippery slope for RIM and the BlackBerry?
- The Register // Chinese court deploys sentencing software
- The Register // Intel reportedly readying low-end mobile Core 2 Duo
- The Register // Blueprint for first global internet forum laid out
- The Register // SanDisk presents 4GB Mini SD card
- The Register // F-Secure picks Malaysia as Asian hub
- The Register // Police probe Schwarzenegger audio 'hack'
- The Register // SAP says no big ERP updates 'til 2010
- The Register // Sky movies paused by DRM security flaw
- The Register // Microsoft sues British spammer for Hotmail breach
- The Register // Europe may mandate data breach notification
- The Register // Promoting Hurd is not a fitting punishment for HP
- The Register // What if Apple held a movie party, but only Disney came?
- The Register // Crowdstorm: faith-based shopping
- The Register // Atlantis crew loses nuts on space walk
- The Register // Atlantis crew loses nuts on space-walk
- The Register // Apple goes iPod mad
- The Register // Symantec and Juniper to snoop networks together
- The Register // HP 'leaker' shows himself the door
- The Register // Beijing Big Brother gets bigger
- The Register // Palm, Vodafone to ship 3G Treo 750v on 2 October
- The Register // HP chairman apologises, promises to go (sort of)
- The Register // ViewSonic teases with 'made for iPod' displays
- The Register // Penis-pump driver crashes into bus
- The Register // The NFC revolution is running late
- The Register // eMusic debuts across Europe
- The Register // Steve Irwin fans turn on stingrays
- The Register // Encore processor upgrade for Apple G4
- The Register // Stop press: Planktic foraminiferal biostratigraphy data!
- The Register // Crazy Frog leaps into deal with Murdoch
- The Register // Peter Jackson: please call The Dambusters
- The Register // Feds investigate the HP way
- The Register // Exploding meteor wows NZ
- The Register // Scientists probe causes of solar flares
- The Register // Blind driver ordered to take extended test
- The Register // Business jets get inflight 3G
- The Register // HDMI video editing on the cheap
- The Register // Logitech touchscreen Harmony
- The Register // iPods now doubling as alcohol breathalysers
- The Register // 3 shifts phones through Xtra-vision video stores
- The Register // Freescale bidding war declared
- The Register // CSC eyes NPfIT cluster
- The Register // Samsung touts 'first of its kind' memory device
- The Register // Greenpeace issues toxic sex toy warning
- The Register // London SMEs: yet more free MCP training
- The Register // Telecom Italia makes surprise shift to web content
- The Register // Cops cuff craigslist hookers
- The Register // Sony unveils 'intuitive' digital camera
- The Register // Vodafone jumps into broadband game
- The Register // Napster UK to give away free MP3 players
- The Register // BenQ unwraps 22in widescreen display
- The Register // Computacenter turns the corner
- The Register // Bank fined $50m for buying drivers' data
- The Register // Teenagers wary of new children's database
- The Register // <strong>[NSFW]</strong> Net prankster lays bare 'Casual Encounters'
- The Register // Attempt to redefine .eu rules fails over sex.eu case
- The Register // Being mobile in a secure and managed fashion
- The Register // Climate change heads for the Supreme Court
- The Register // Germans hand EC evidence on Intel
- The Register // Chickens and guinea pigs menace civil liberties
- The Register // Intel sends networking chip biz to Cortina
- The Register // Net prankster lays bare 'Casual Encounters'
- The Register // Probe into Dell accounting widens
- The Register // Headmaster justifies fingerprinting pupils
- The Register // German police seize TOR servers
- The Register // Guns N Rollers airport terror t-shirt alert
- The Register // TWIN DVD arrives
- The Register // Software pirate gets seven years
- The Register // BBC staff in Ozzie bin Laden video spoof outrage
- The Register // Goldilocks time for retail broadband
- The Register // Sub £200 HD-DVD drive for Xbox 360?
- The Register // Samsung touts 'first of its kind' memory device
- The Register // Greenpeace issues toxic sex toy warning
- The Register // London SMEs: yet more free MCP training
- The Register // Telecom Italia makes surprise shift to web content
- The Register // Cops cuff craigslist hookers
- The Register // Sony unveils 'intuitive' digital camera
- The Register // Vodafone jumps into broadband game
- The Register // Napster UK to give away free MP3 players
- The Register // BenQ unwraps 22in widescreen display
- The Register // IBM beefs up storage portfolio
- The Register // Apple to launch movie downloads site?
- The Register // OGCbs extends consultancy options
- The Register // Police cuff two in hoodie website probe
- The Register // Atlantis heads for space at last
- The Register // NBC to milk soccer moms with iVillage
- The Register // Mobile ad spend to skyrocket
- The Register // HP board meets today to decide chairman's fate
- The Register // Amazon premieres movie downloads
- The Register // Swearing firefighters provoke 9/11 'profanity' rumpus
- The Register // Tranny planet gives astronomers a show
- The Register // Campaigner pins latest shooting on video games
- The Register // The box that broke Enigma code is rebuilt
- The Register // Massive lands ad deal with EA Games
- The Register // Intel plotting vPro for Apple
- The Register // Government dummies and HP's black ops
- The Register // T-Mobile pushes into email
- The Register // <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Retirement plan
- The Register // Foxconn enters the graphics card market with a bang
- The Register // Exhausted panda mum crushes cub
- The Register // Just how buggy is Firefox?
- The Register // BT and Virgin announce broadcast TV over DAB
- The Register // Galaxy of saboteurs trashes 'Save the Blair' petition
- The Register // Earth-like planets could litter the galaxy
- The Register // Flexispy release causes legality debate
- The Register // When open source is not enough
- The Register // Tech companies oppose WIPO treaty on TV rights
- The Register // Sybase's billion dollar baby
- The Register // Social networking site fined for gathering children's data
- The Register // Canal dreaming: solving the energy crisis
- The Register // Stuff your own ballot with children's fingerprints
- The Register // AOL spammer loses appeal
- The Register // CEO Hurd responds to spy scandal with HP ad
- The Register // Facebook mods controversial 'Stalker-friendly' feature
- The Register // Akasa Integral P2 LAN
- The Register // Trekkies hit Seattle for show's 40th birthday
- The Register // Can you become intoxicated by the power of suggestion?
- The Register // Why don't we suffer from E. coli all the time?
- The Register // Why do some people feel the cold more than others?
- The Register // Why can't I remember my own birth?
- The Register // Foghorn McLeghorn threatened with Asbo
- The Register // MPs condemn NHS IT
- The Register // Welsh company makes crap greetings cards
- The Register // Stuff your own ballot with childrens' fingerprints
- The Register // Terrorists could attack aircraft with gel-filled bras
- The Register // MySpace music deal poses multiple threats
- The Register // Samsung Telecom plays unwilling host to Trojan
- The Register // The box that broke Enigma code is rebuilt
- The Register // Massive lands ad deal with EA Games
- The Register // Intel plotting vPro for Apple
- The Register // Government dummies and HP's black ops
- The Register // T-Mobile pushes into email
- The Register // <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Retirement plan
- The Register // Foxconn enters the graphics card market with a bang
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