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  1. The Register // Why do we open our mouths to yawn properly?
  2. The Register // Why is it absolutely impossible to sneeze with your eyes open?
  3. The Register // Why do some people have three nipples?
  4. The Register // Civil rights groups slam San Francisco surveillance expansion
  5. The Register // AOL flogs MusicNow to Napster for $15m
  6. The Register // Oracle forgives $6.9m in fees to Philadelphia
  7. The Register // Dell accused of selling defective notebooks - again
  8. The Register // Feds scrutinize backdated options awarded Steve Jobs
  9. The Register // SGI hermit crabs over to Sunnyvale
  10. The Register // AT&T razes the Cingular brand
  11. The Register // 'We've reinvented the phone ... as a wheelbarrow'
  12. The Register // Comet McNaught prepares show for Soho
  13. The Register // Falling margins spell doom for carrier diversification
  14. The Register // Gay sheep face neutral net censorship plot
  15. The Register // Supernova topples Pillars of Creation
  16. The Register // SAP takes a tumble
  17. The Register // Gates Foundation launches investment review
  18. The Register // Email marketing abuse is rife among top UK companies
  19. The Register // Apple swipes Visual Voicemail from Citrix
  20. The Register // Teens charged with breaking into school computer
  21. The Register // Jobs's Extreme Makeover plans for mansion rebuffed again
  22. The Register // SAS shuts EMEA HQ
  23. The Register // India stamps claim on space with satellite launch
  24. The Register // Sony develops little'n'large OLED TV panels
  25. The Register // German child porn ring busted
  26. The Register // NCR cuts 650 Scottish jobs
  27. The Register // New restrictions on opposing trade mark applications
  28. The Register // HP investigator charged
  29. The Register // IBM tops gay-friendly employer poll
  30. The Register // Fluidata punts 'enterprise-ready' 40Mbps DSL
  31. The Register // Intel fires back at Transmeta
  32. The Register // Cisco goes to war over the iPhone
  33. The Register // eBay scalps StubHub
  34. The Register // HP demos touchy-feely, finger-friendly Vista media PC
  35. The Register // Dell calls on customers to contribute to carbon-neutral computing
  36. The Register // Yelp reviewers paid for their opinions
  37. The Register // How AT&T chewed up, and spat out Net Neutrality
  38. The Register // AMD pitches potential SFF PC mobo standard
  39. The Register // Microsoft dusts off Smart Objects
  40. The Register // NHS Direct all better
  41. The Register // Malware: Windows is only part of the problem
  42. The Register // Scientists spot pulsar with 4 magnetic poles
  43. The Register // Web mobilises to save condemned Iranian teen
  44. The Register // Warner pitches adhesive to bring HD DVD, Blu-ray Disc together
  45. The Register // Computer takes a back seat at Apple
  46. The Register // Sun packs blade with new Opterons
  47. The Register // iPhone... but what happened to the iPod scroll wheel?
  48. The Register // Penguin lays an Opteron low-ender
  49. The Register // Apple iTunes Music Store sells 2bn songs
  50. The Register // Jobs unveils iPhone to 4,000 drooling fans
  51. The Register // Xbox 360 to become internet TV
  52. The Register // Microsoft previews Halo 3 at CES
  53. The Register // The ins and outs of a Second sex Life
  54. The Register // ICANN looking at porn again
  55. The Register // Taser plugs in the stun gun for everyone
  56. The Register // 419ers check into Priory of Sion
  57. The Register // Fujitsu UK workers prepare strike banners
  58. The Register // Alice in Business
  59. The Register // NCR hopes to cash in on Teradata spinout
  60. The Register // Microsoft bans Scroogle
  61. The Register // SanDisk readies Wi-Fi music, widescreen video players
  62. The Register // Microsoft bans Scroogle
  63. The Register // Sling shows SlingPlayer-for-TV gadget
  64. The Register // The billion dollar ringtones war
  65. The Register // BT Fusion goes Wi-Fi
  66. The Register // VoIP-powered model car racing is go
  67. The Register // 'Plutoed' is 2006 word of the year
  68. The Register // HM Revenue phish surfaces
  69. The Register // Test, test and test again
  70. The Register // Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600 four-core CPU
  71. The Register // Flying wang survivor threatens DMCA action
  72. The Register // Sony to bring Flash-only UMPC to US
  73. The Register // Samsung preps ultra-slim music player
  74. The Register // Toshiba expands HD DVD player line-up
  75. The Register // LG unwraps slick Blu-ray, HD DVD player
  76. The Register // IT slave workers moan some more
  77. The Register // Web stalkers to get face search plug-in
  78. The Register // Chasing the holy grail: the algorithmic arms race
  79. The Register // A Brief History of Information
  80. The Register // Broadcom, Bluetooth and that patent lawsuit
  81. The Register // Gigabit audio to run on Ethernet
  82. The Register // Google blacklist sheds light on phishing tactics
  83. The Register // Our Saddam picture - too shocking?
  84. The Register // On-the-fly disk defragmenter claims a first
  85. The Register // Bandwidth bottlenecks are Flushed Away
  86. The Register // Sony Vaio laptop to star in blue move
  87. The Register // Cellular network used as backhaul for in-car Wi-Fi hotspot
  88. The Register // Google space weapon obliterates 50m insect
  89. The Register // Taiwan quakes cost Chinese 10,000 domain names
  90. The Register // New fraud concerns over Dutch ballot computers
  91. The Register // Cisco, Darwin, Saddam and giant Bosnian pyramids
  92. The Register // Month of Apple Bugs scheme yields first fixes
  93. The Register // Phishing fraudsters get flashy
  94. The Register // Computer 2000 fills board of directors
  95. The Register // Blair supports Saddam video probe
  96. The Register // Easynet down again
  97. The Register // Brazilian court orders YouTube shutdown
  98. The Register // Luvvies in a fluff over radio frequencies
  99. The Register // BT connects 10 millionth punter
  100. The Register // Cisco buys IronPort to push into anti-spam market
  101. The Register // 2007 to be hottest year ever, says Met Office
  102. The Register // Amazon boss fires up space vehicle
  103. The Register // CSR slams US Bluetooth patent case
  104. The Register // Google's job robot weeds out puny humans
  105. The Register // Adopt and adapt better than rip and replace...
  106. The Register // Borland names new sales chief
  107. The Register // Toyota develops drunk-busting car
  108. The Register // Channel 4 goes on-demand
  109. The Register // Shuttle launches second-gen mini PC
  110. The Register // Fatal helium balloon prank secures 2006 Darwin Award
  111. The Register // Second Nasdaq warning for BEA
  112. The Register // Microsoft accused of trying to buy bloggers
  113. The Register // Happy New Malware
  114. The Register // eBay cross verification bug
  115. The Register // 419 'money launderer' caught at Schiphol Airport
  116. The Register // How to crash a Windows mobile using MMS
  117. The Register // eBayer offers OS X-booting Dell laptop
  118. The Register // Fight for Hutchinson Essar mobile intensifies
  119. The Register // Security firm erects threat-level aggregator
  120. The Register // A Brief History of Information
  121. The Register // Spelling mistake takes tourist 13,000km off-course
  122. The Register // Apple exonerates Apple
  123. The Register // Google overtakes Technorati
  124. The Register // US.gov looks to crypto to plug data leak holes
  125. The Register // Bristol kids trip out for joint rolling mobile video
  126. The Register // Chinese fire up glow-in-the-dark pig
  127. The Register // NZ cancer doc stages smoking protest
  128. The Register // PartyGaming buys two
  129. The Register // How the anti-copyright lobby makes big business richer
  130. The Register // Vista's Suicide Bomb: who gets hurt?
  131. The Register // Frankenstein's cure for ageing - botulism
  132. The Register // MS sees out year with another Vista attack
  133. The Register // Tories spin Web 2.0 to out-Fox Ofcom
  134. The Register // Wireless chess cheat banned for 10 years
  135. The Register // HD DVD anti-rip encryption cracked
  136. The Register // Sony preps video store to fill hole in PSP film revenues
  137. The Register // Intel to intro Core 2 Quad at CES?
  138. The Register // Mobile network operators roll over and die
  139. The Register // Samsung launches HSDPA slider phone... again
  140. The Register // AMD to ship Athlon 64 X2 6000+ 'next quarter'
  141. The Register // Apple fixes first-gen iPod Shuffle DRM playback glitch?
  142. The Register // Enemies dig in for WiMAX-on-cell phone trench war
  143. The Register // Sharon Stone stuffed in 2006 movie turkey list
  144. The Register // Woman felled by dolphin attack
  145. The Register // Oz military to battle cane toads
  146. The Register // Taiwan earthquake shakes internet
  147. The Register // Ancient pyramids discovered in Bosnia
  148. The Register // Hate Xmas? Stick your kid's Barbie in the blender
  149. The Register // Is there such a thing as frigidity?
  150. The Register // How does the heart differ from other mechanical pumps?
  151. The Register // Will robots ever become just like humans?
  152. The Register // Why the Apple phone will fail, and fail badly
  153. The Register // CafePress wilts under DDoS assault
  154. The Register // Lost laptops, zero-day vulns and RFID chips
  155. The Register // YouTube clip leads to arrest in Canadian murder hunt
  156. The Register // Enraged locals drive blogger from Barrow-in-Furness
  157. The Register // Self abusing operators fail to offset emissions
  158. The Register // Venice Project nears liftoff
  159. The Register // Revenues up for loss-making 3Com
  160. The Register // The Screwpole emails
  161. The Register // Glu Mobile files for $92m IPO
  162. The Register // Novell's Allison quits in protest
  163. The Register // Open sourcing Second Life
  164. The Register // Blue vanishes into yonder and takes Telewest with it
  165. The Register // Japanese scientists cage light
  166. The Register // WHSmith defuses Xmas crackers
  167. The Register // No admin rights? No Wi-FI, says D-Link
  168. The Register // UK government puts kybosh on NHS monkeys plan
  169. The Register // Firefox update guards against critical flaws
  170. The Register // 'Unprecedented' Rackable makes sense - CEO
  171. The Register // Sysadmin 'tried to boobytrap' drug firm database
  172. The Register // Cable to bind US and China closer
  173. The Register // CNET interviewer assaulted by flying wang
  174. The Register // Ireland overrun with HSDPA networks
  175. The Register // Palm's earnings slide
  176. The Register // [NSFW] Wikipedia semen shortage filled by User Generated Content
  177. The Register // Citrix gets Ardence
  178. The Register // The Top 20 Wierdest gadgets of 2006
  179. The Register // [NSFW] Reg embeds hack in Second Life
  180. The Register // UK ditches single ID database
  181. The Register // HP battens down HP-UX
  182. The Register // The CSC Grinch who stole Christmas
  183. The Register // Amazon set to flood digital music market
  184. The Register // Brits are gadget addicts, says green think-tank
  185. The Register // IT maintenance burden stifles innovation
  186. The Register // Microsoft settles counterfeiting suit
  187. The Register // Opera adds tech to foil phishers
  188. The Register // Net Vikings pillage Hamleys website
  189. The Register // Captain Cyborg pays homage to El Reg
  190. The Register // El Reg terminates filth-peddling NHS website
  191. The Register // HSBC's anti-phishing dept takes 44-year holiday
  192. The Register // Los Alamos 'is still the Titanic' - politico
  193. The Register // Oracle's Q2 leaves Wall Street wanting more
  194. The Register // Rob Enderle weighs in on NY Times ban
  195. The Register // Halliburton loses software patent appeal in UK
  196. The Register // Rob Enderle weighs in on NY Times ban
  197. The Register // Giving some Juce to cross-platform tools
  198. The Register // 2007 - a good year to go iSCSI?
  199. The Register // UK to build world's biggest offshore wind farm
  200. The Register // Asus orders Commando into action
  201. The Register // Anti-spam tech reborn as web activist tool
  202. The Register // The Italian Job rated top Brit movie
  203. The Register // HP wrestles IBM for top spot
  204. The Register // Virtual Iron offers Windows by the slice
  205. The Register // Using Ajax with Prototype
  206. The Register // Storage vendors warm 8-Gbit/s marketing engine
  207. The Register // How Telewest makes extra work out of a crisis...
  208. The Register // Nasdaq chides Dell for a second time
  209. The Register // Microsoft wins UK ruling to ban spam list sales
  210. The Register // NY Times bans Microsoft analysts from Microsoft stories
  211. The Register // Mark Anders on Flash development
  212. The Register // SAN-in-a-box scores with Fibre Channel fans
  213. The Register // Woolworths.co.uk collapses under mispriced TV rush
  214. The Register // Transport for London shreds LogicaCMG contract
  215. The Register // NAO criticises Whitehall on consultants
  216. The Register // Vodafone fined €76m over Greek wiretap scandal
  217. The Register // Blogging to slide - PC TCOs too?
  218. The Register // Hercules Tunes Explorer remote control for iTunes
  219. The Register // HP and Microsoft in $300m love-in
  220. The Register // Gambling impresario pushes fanciful Palestinian fund
  221. The Register // Japan convicts P2P author
  222. The Register // 'You'd have to be nuts' to think AMD can match our tick – Intel
  223. The Register // Dumpy Senate clears pretexting bill after show trial
  224. The Register // Microsoft may pay Zune tax twice
  225. The Register // AOL Europe spins executive merry-go-round again
  226. The Register // Dell offers hush-hush overclockable mobile Core 2 Duo
  227. The Register // OGCbs could double savings
  228. The Register // BT extends Fusion to small businesses
  229. The Register // Seagate founder Al Shugart is dead
  230. The Register // Symantec sues counterfeit ring for $15m+
  231. The Register // UBS logic bomber jailed for eight years
  232. The Register // IBM wallops Unix peers . . . again
  233. The Register // Forrester can't stand up for falling down over iTunes
  234. The Register // Sands and Cantor team on cross-pond online casino
  235. The Register // Piratebay takes on Allofmp3-blocking ISP
  236. The Register // HP tattletale Perkins to probe ego in book
  237. The Register // IBM, Yahoo! do enterprise search
  238. The Register // Symantec auditions for services residency
  239. The Register // Small companies embracing VoIP
  240. The Register // Neo models micro phone
  241. The Register // NHS urged to use more simple ICT
  242. The Register // IXOS all a-glow over light-up disco iPod speaker
  243. The Register // NY Times rattles IT industry with analyst ban
  244. The Register // McCain wants child porn rules for US message boards
  245. The Register // US students lack hunger - official
  246. The Register // With a blanket license, will CDs get cheaper?
  247. The Register // NY Times rattles IT industry with analyst ban
  248. The Register // 186K swallows EFH broadband
  249. The Register // Films fail to pull in the on-line punters
  250. The Register // Nintendo Wii launch breaks UK record