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- The Register // There's no way Ballmer survives Yahoo! disaster scenario
- The Register // Google data centers snub Africa, Oz, and anything near Wyoming
- The Register // The rise of the Malware Mafia
- The Register // Google pays for Affero ban
- The Register // AMD evaporates CTO post
- The Register // A week in the life of Open XML
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- The Register // Malware still malingering for up-to-date anti-virus users
- The Register // No sense of humour? Avoid Bootnotes
- The Register // STMicro and NXP tie-up in wireless joint venture
- The Register // PS3 owners game iPlayer
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- The Register // SanDisk warns that unsecured flash drives are coming to get you
- The Register // Network Solutions hijacks customer sub-domains for ad fest
- The Register // Spam busters blacklist MessageLabs and chums
- The Register // Boffins chomp noggin-nobbling narcotics
- The Register // Soyuz capsule docks with ISS
- The Register // Intel builds software engine to shrink laptops and mobiles
- The Register // IBM hopes to patent 'dealing with chaos'
- The Register // IBM backs the truth up out there with FilesX
- The Register // Boffins build safer, more capacious lithium-ion battery
- The Register // eBay forces Aussies to use Paypal
- The Register // US student planned to ice Chuck Norris
- The Register // UK.biz flunks app security tests
- The Register // RM to push new HP sub-laptop to schools
- The Register // Nokia promotes N-Gage innovation with ?70,000 bait
- The Register // Old people can sabotage software too
- The Register // Kraken stripped of World's Largest Botnet crown (maybe)
- The Register // WiMAX takes its place in the mobile broadband patchwork
- The Register // Yahoo! to post Google ads on Yahoo!
- The Register // RSA'08 Unlocked
- The Register // US Army cyber colonel in call to network arms
- The Register // Only one man can save Motorola
- The Register // Sun's UltraSPARC T2+ servers ship full of Niagara Viagra
- The Register // Revived cableco alliance could save Xohm...
- The Register // HSBC e-payments system limps back online
- The Register // Global space spending hits $251bn
- The Register // Buffalo makes big noise over tiny terabyte NAS box
- The Register // BBC to launch iPlayer for Wii
- The Register // Demo shows how web attack threatens fabric of the universe
- The Register // O2 says 128Kb/s is all its 3G customers need
- The Register // UK child database is 'not fit for purpose'
- The Register // Hardware vendors primed for FCoE love-in
- The Register // IBM offers 4,000 frequent flyer miles per core to abandon HP
- The Register // EMC whisks Iomega away from Chinese suitor
- The Register // IBM smacks rivals with 5.0GHz Power6 beast
- The Register // Cisco to buy Nuova and sell its FCoE switch
- The Register // Online spousal spying widespread in the UK
- The Register // Montalvo's x86 chip struggling to be an x86 chip
- The Register // Jimmy Wales to chair World Economic Forum on the Middle East
- The Register // Google opens private cloud to coders
- The Register // HSBC e-payments system goes titsup (again)
- The Register // US cops taser groom, cuff drunken bride
- The Register // Blog bully crows over BBC climate victory
- The Register // Icahn wins seat on Motorola board
- The Register // Scientology threatens Wikileaks with injunction
- The Register // Seagate ships first 1TB HDD of the SAS persuasion
- The Register // HP sells cloud vision amidst economic downpour
- The Register // Content management titles at Register Books
- The Register // Sun primes de-dupe for VTL lineup
- The Register // Google to launch database service from Campfire
- The Register // AMD will cut 10 per cent of global workforce
- The Register // MokaFive pumps virtual PCs through the cloud
- The Register // Right idea, wrong time: Snocap's corpse washes up at Imeem
- The Register // Gates teases bankers with Windows 7 dates
- The Register // Hackers target outsourced app development
- The Register // Gamers punted performance-enhancing pills
- The Register // Disaster recovery bug hangs up Cisco comms kit
- The Register // Plugs pulled on satellite paedo tracking after pilot flops
- The Register // Nvidia nForce 790i Ultra SLI chipset
- The Register // FIPR: ICO gives BT 'green light for law breaking' with Phorm
- The Register // Sun fixes Java SE for a fee
- The Register // Strung out hackers and BBC beanbags
- The Register // Cyberwar threat way down the agenda at NATO conference
- The Register // Ubuntu unpwned as CERN prepares to destroy Earth
- The Register // Microsoft to Yahoo!: surrender or else
- The Register // CTIA '08: The Works
- The Register // Mr. and Mrs. Boring sue Google over Street View pics
- The Register // Ban using mobiles while crossing street, says US legislator
- The Register // Google cops to puppeting Great American Wireless Auction
- The Register // HP adds encryption gear for storage systems
- The Register // IBM back on Federal bid list
- The Register // Videogame retailers support Byron Review, says Byron
- The Register // New code strategies to fight side-channel attack
- The Register // HTC Touch Dual Windows smartphone
- The Register // Carphone Warehouse stares down BPI and UK.gov on three strikes
- The Register // Brown ignores scientists and pushes pot reclassification
- The Register // MS keeps admins busy with critical Vista patches
- The Register // EC probes OOXML standards-setting process
- The Register // People say Google will buy Skype and Expedia and, and, and, and
- The Register // Microsoft gives XP an extra two years to live (kinda)
- The Register // Creative climbs down over home brew Vista drivers
- The Register // Sun sues NetApp, take three
- The Register // WiMAX is more of a crawl than a Sprint
- The Register // Google's Android 'designed to drive fragmentation'
- The Register // 'Bullying' Aussie high school stops fingerprinting kids
- The Register // Wikipedia-reading boffins jimmy keyless door to entire universe
- The Register // Wicker Man sequel goes up in smoke
- The Register // Nokia 8800 Arte and Sapphire Arte handsets
- The Register // Dave Cameron pledges to Open Source UK.gov
- The Register // China promises censor-free Olympic media
- The Register // Yahoo! brings speech rec to mobile search
- The Register // Rock rolls out 12in, 1kg sub-notebook
- The Register // Welsh couple cop Mosquito flak
- The Register // 'Diamondville' to shine as Intel's next Atom
- The Register // Symantec drops Microsoft lawsuit
- The Register // By the Power of Power, IBM goes Power System
- The Register // Final beta of Firefox 3 available now
- The Register // Intel demos 'Nehalem' chips clocked to 3.2GHz
- The Register // United Airlines clips Boeing 777 fleet's wings
- The Register // Websense offloads CyberPatrol to industry veterans
- The Register // SAP grows two heads
- The Register // Is Google Gears safe?
- The Register // EU probes Channel 4's digital handout
- The Register // Link spammers go on social networking rampage
- The Register // Is sharing a folder copyright infringement?
- The Register // Blu-ray Xbox 360 to be sold at a loss?
- The Register // Microsoft EULA lands it with $175m Indian tax headache
- The Register // Citrix debuts XenServer 4.1 with simpler pricing
- The Register // Everyone's a winner in the Comcast - BitTorrent detente
- The Register // Amazon smacks little people with BookSurge
- The Register // HSBC e-payments system goes titsup
- The Register // [NSFW] Need a new duster? Avoid Woolies
- The Register // Blighty's Museum of Computing forced to go mobile
- The Register // Tory tackles Whitehall on Wiki-updating spooks
- The Register // Euro 2008 sales site in drive-by download attack
- The Register // Poisoned websites staying contaminated longer
- The Register // Ohio man cuffed for shagging picnic table
- The Register // Apple lags MS in security response
- The Register // Heathrow fingered over prints as Apple bungles EULA
- The Register // Snort coke, shaft the environment, say boffins
- The Register // Get your German interior minister's fingerprint here
- The Register // Only Ubuntu left standing, as Flash vuln fells Vista in Pwn2Own hacki
- The Register // Ubuntu chief picks panda over penguin, while Microsoft rolls Novell
- The Register // World+Dog tosses orb in public on Byron Review
- The Register // MOAB and the pain ray - Iraq's war-missing wonder weapons
- The Register // Boffins battle over oldest European woman
- The Register // Meet Datallegro's database crushing appliance
- The Register // Best Buy calls copper on unsatisfied shopper
- The Register // Fujifilm bugs backup tapes with LoJack device
- The Register // Boss puts development team on Craigslist
- The Register // Cross industry AJAX group reaches IE 8 'consensus'
- The Register // Adobe to remove Photoshop pic pimping clause
- The Register // Cuba unrestricts mobile phone use
- The Register // EMC eyes video snooping biz
- The Register // US students, alumni to get legal P2P
- The Register // Xerox stumps up $670m to settle lawsuit
- The Register // Botanist sues to stop CERN hurling Earth into parallel universe
- The Register // MPs pile pressure on ISPs over Phorm
- The Register // Ofcom climbs on Byron bandwagon
- The Register // Open AJAX frameworks not fit for 'power users'
- The Register // Boffinry bigwig puts another boot into biofuels
- The Register // Comcast admits it can do the impossible
- The Register // Red Hat cheerleading purges Q4 profits
- The Register // Dutch MP releases anti-Islam movie
- The Register // Buggy Flash code continues to plague the Web
- The Register // OpenOffice update released
- The Register // Denmark signs up for wind powered electric car switch
- The Register // Apple grants Windows PCs the right to run Safari for Windows
- The Register // Adobe opens Photoshop for freetards
- The Register // Reality crashes Google hippie code fest
- The Register // MPs: axe Nimrod subhunters to balance MoD budget
- The Register // Boffin seeks US Blu-ray, mobile phone import ban
- The Register // DIY satellite TV installer shoots wife dead
- The Register // Cisco unleashes IOS patches
- The Register // AMD announces tri-core, tweaked quad-core Phenoms CPUs
- The Register // Kent bloke buried under 3,000 congestion charge receipts
- The Register // Endeavour space shuttle returns home
- The Register // IBM's cloud computer drifts over Georgia and Ohio
- The Register // Rambus wins big in monopoly ding-dong
- The Register // Gilded Perkins puts ego yacht up for sale
- The Register // Bell Canada chokes BitTorrent traffic on someone else's ISP
- The Register // Sony confirms Son of Connect
- The Register // BAA grounds Heathrow T5 fingerprinting system
- The Register // Parallels pads hosting play with ModernGigabyte buy
- The Register // Apple forbids Windows users from installing Safari for Windows
- The Register // Laptop vendors burned in battery plant blaze
- The Register // UK's biggest meteorite impact rocked Scotland
- The Register // BAA boots Vulture from T5 frequent flyer club
- The Register // Canadians go out clubbing
- The Register // Big cheeses rolled into Vista-Incapable lawsuit
- The Register // Yahoo! cuddles Google's bastard grid-child
- The Register // Glasgow mobile snap murderer jailed for life
- The Register // Intel slims low-power Xeon chips to 45nm
- The Register // Microsoft and JasperSoft connect on Excel
- The Register // Laptops and developing countries drive strong PC growth (maybe)
- The Register // Spyware 'scammer' sued over PC pop-up invasion
- The Register // Red Hat criticizes 'lousy' open source participation
- The Register // Soot almost as bad as CO2 for global warming
- The Register // US mistakenly sent nuke-ICBM parts to Taiwan in 2006
- The Register // Dell signs Croma to sell PCs in India
- The Register // Facebook security hole exposes Paris Hilton's . . . um, pics
- The Register // China unbans the Beeb.com
- The Register // Cuba, India vote no on OOXML
- The Register // IBM chips into EnterpriseDB love fund
- The Register // VuPoint Solutions FS-C1-VP slide scanner
- The Register // Juniper acquires Sun's chip chief with one Yen
- The Register // UK CCTV numbers 'may be over-stated'
- The Register // AJAX patent threat to giants under the hammer
- The Register // US government cools on Real ID threats
- The Register // DOJ blesses XM/Sirius marriage
- The Register // FCC opens curtain on Google puppetmaster
- The Register // VMware and Dell on the road to India
- The Register // ICO queries Heathrow T5's huge fingerprint scam scan
- The Register // DARPA funds Sun's optical chip chatter magic
- The Register // The secret to evolutionary code
- The Register // Of laptops and US border searches
- The Register // Verizon makes nice with P2P
- The Register // Intel wants to get into heavy petascaling
- The Register // Cyber attacks target pro-Tibetan groups
- The Register // British youths think Churchill went to moon
- The Register // ClearSpeed floats - ouch - 3.0 flagship code
- The Register // US auto-emissions cleansed in urine-tech shower
- The Register // SGI slots 'Seaburg' chipset into blades
- The Register // State Department workers snooped on all 3 prez candidates
- The Register // SP1 drops, iPlayer falls over and Phorm is less than legal
- The Register // X Prize comes to earth
- The Register // BOFH: Impatience
- The Register // The LSE's Freetard fiasco
- The Register // Mac OS X Tiger out, Leopard back in
- The Register // Cambridge boffins draw map to Free Our Data
- The Register // Shoebox man-tracker radar flies in nimble drone
- The Register // Android tunes into OSGi
- The Register // IBM waterboards PA-RISC Superdome from HP
- The Register // Toshiba goes multi-cell with new flash drives
- The Register // FBI agents lured suspects using fake child porn hyperlinks
- The Register // Australian man killed by suicide robot
- The Register // Eclipse learns how to let go
- The Register // Sequoia attack dogs kill review into e-voting discrepancies
- The Register // Dell flees sinking US economy on quick boat to China
- The Register // Ex-FCC chair vows government control over the Google Brain
- The Register // Vista SP1 launched as Phorm declared illegal
- The Register // E-Plus kills i-mode service
- The Register // Vista SP1 downloaders bite back
- The Register // Caribbean firm circumvents BD+ copy protection
- The Register // Sony pledges Blu-ray Profile 2.0 PS3 update this month
- The Register // Ofcom says yes on more TV ads
- The Register // V-22 Osprey combo-copter hits fresh tech snags
- The Register // Endeavour accompanied by Rocket Man
- The Register // Colonel EMC...in the data center...with a Quantum software?
- The Register // HP CEO asks investors to do more
- The Register // Next Eclipse platform in two years
- The Register // Woman accuses RIAA of killing dolphins
- The Register // Comcast accuses FCC of impotence