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- The Register // Freescale scales back staff
- The Register // Brocade barges into HBA market
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- The Register // Brocade and Mercury rain cash on SEC to settle charges
- The Register // PC Tools snags behaviour protection tech
- The Register // DHS calls in sci-fi writers as consultants
- The Register // DARPA to create brain-chipped cyborg moths
- The Register // Google ducks angry authors
- The Register // Another day, another UK newspaper website goes down
- The Register // Vodafone data bundle pricing slips out
- The Register // Jobs waves iPhone, talks applications
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- The Register // Glory fades on Novell's Microsoft deal
- The Register // Palm reveals 'secret' smartphone buddy
- The Register // IBM whacks 1,600 more services jobs
- The Register // Brocade gives SAN FAN a one-two
- The Register // HP grants little telcos NonStop rights
- The Register // Germany declares hacking tools 'verboten'
- The Register // Toshiba gives price-cutting AMD the nod
- The Register // MIT eggheads build 'human-robot relationships'
- The Register // Last.fm scrobbled for $250m
- The Register // Mobility: what do you want exactly?
- The Register // Tiscali coughs to spam blacklisting after a week without email
- The Register // Microsoft waves in Minority Report-style computing era
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- The Register // Pentagon: China threatens space and cyberspace
- The Register // Apple plugs two QuickTime holes
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- The Register // GoDaddy now RegisterFly's daddy, says ICANN
- The Register // Google acquires 'sandbox' technology for secure browsing
- The Register // Ex-Altera CEO killed in bike accident
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- The Register // EU defence agency wants open skies for flying robots
- The Register // Online games turn British man into hero
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- The Register // T-Mobile internet biz buys a slice of VoIP action
- The Register // Blog your way to the dole queue
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- The Register // Poland probes gay Teletubbies
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- The Register // Employee data sans frontières...not in France, Tyco told
- The Register // BEA tackles real time Java challenge
- The Register // [NSFW] Hacking sexual pleasure: a hard, slippery problem
- The Register // RegisterFly held in contempt of court as injunction is made permanent
- The Register // Bait and switch? Not us, says Best Buy
- The Register // Calif. firm sues Sony over the way it makes Blu-ray disks
- The Register // Any port in a storm: the display tech battle
- The Register // Asus EN8800 Nvidia GeForce 8800 Ultra-based graphics card
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- The Register // IBM's AIX 6 drops 'L,' adds 'S'
- The Register // Student lends an ear to Welsh-speaking dolphins
- The Register // Opteron hero Newisys goes titsup
- The Register // Why do robot experts build such lousy robots?
- The Register // Apple patches more than a dozen holes in OS X
- The Register // Gone phishing with eBay
- The Register // Pirates Trojan keel-hauls surfers
- The Register // Dominatrix steals 'Sex Hacks' show with live demo
- The Register // Missing German doctor reappears after 22 years
- The Register // YouTube pulls London rooftop shag vid
- The Register // EU goes after Google
- The Register // Oz Big Brother in dead dad ding-dong
- The Register // Telstra in Second Life Ayers Rock kerfuffle
- The Register // Florida battles rats the size of cats
- The Register // Dell goes direct into Wal-Mart's clutches
- The Register // Brinkster.com battens down the hatches
- The Register // Skype worm leaps onto MSN
- The Register // Jajah calls patent big brothers for global VoIP domination
- The Register // Mayor Ken's Low Emission Zone - a load of hot air?
- The Register // Desperately seeking WLAN apps for London
- The Register // UK arrest gives AllofMP3 touts the fear
- The Register // Robot gunships join US Army
- The Register // Microsoft too busy to name Linux patents
- The Register // Cisco and RSA work on recipe for SAN encryption
- The Register // NetApp profits up, forecast down
- The Register // Apple moans over sex toy ad
- The Register // IBM builds alliance to tackle 32-nm design
- The Register // Why we hate the modern mobile phone
- The Register // Internet radio stations rebuff pigopolists' 'compromise'
- The Register // Network security vulns keep sysadmins busy
- The Register // Half of Wi-Fi hotspot money is wasted
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- The Register // [NSFW] Belgian bj politico reneges on election pledge
- The Register // US Army funds Prius-style hybrid battlewagon
- The Register // Microsoft and Juniper pledge to simplify NAC
- The Register // IBM, HP dominate server market
- The Register // Open Source may be cheap - but we still want support
- The Register // Microsoft releases security tool for Office 2003
- The Register // Pay-as-you-drive roads coming to the UK
- The Register // IBM pAVEs the way for x86 Linux apps
- The Register // Sun to do Xeon and Niagara blade thing next month
- The Register // Sun finds Hitachi's fresh, fat storage box
- The Register // Red Hat chief tells start ups to grow, not cash out
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- The Register // Symantec and Huawei partner to secure and store China
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- The Register // Google and Salesforce.com, sitting in a tree
- The Register // IBM grills HP with 4.7GHz Power6-based box
- The Register // Norton's firewall not fiery enough
- The Register // Europe's mission to Mars hangs in balance
- The Register // Police raid ends allofmp3.com vouchers
- The Register // Phoenix maintains gentle ascent
- The Register // RIM BlackBerry Curve 8300
- The Register // Sony announces 80GB PS3
- The Register // Citadel, FirePay asset seizures pay out for the DOJ
- The Register // IBM's Power6 spotted bashing Oracle at 4.7GHz
- The Register // Microsoft squares up to Google with $6bn buy
- The Register // Adware firm sues over adware classification
- The Register // Indian dealers are squealers over Microsoft piracy raids
- The Register // HP garage becomes national landmark
- The Register // Tandberg touts VXA to Euro channels
- The Register // Hatchling stars revealed in new Spitzer snap
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- The Register // Microsoft squares up to Google with $6bn buy
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- The Register // AMD M780 PCIe 2 chipset to offer on-the-fly GPU switching
- The Register // AMD readies HyperFlash cache tech
- The Register // Trade Commission probes HP-Acer patent spat
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- The Register // Gates predicts death of the office phone
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- The Register // Metal Gear Solid 4 delayed until 2008?
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- The Register // Fujitsu LifeBook FMV-U8240 ultra-mobile PC
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- The Register // Darwin's letters go online
- The Register // DSG results hit by sunshine
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- The Register // BEA Q1 weakened by too much choice
- The Register // IBM polishes grid for healthcare providers
- The Register // Slammer turns Florida election result into worm food
- The Register // Google free again to pump out porn thumbnails
- The Register // 'Gay or straight?' ruling looks bad for all US social networking site
- The Register // Hitachi fiscal loss goes nuclear
- The Register // Printers and PCs power HP's second quarter
- The Register // Sun climbs buyback mountain
- The Register // Lancom targets UK with high-end Wi-Fi
- The Register // ID scheme not failing, just shifting
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- The Register // Warner sues Imeem
- The Register // Former Grateful Dead muso sues YouTube
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- The Register // MS names Halo 3 day
- The Register // MPs cosy up with Sir Cliff on copyright term
- The Register // Alcatel-Lucent wants more Microsoft money
- The Register // Oracle to get Agile with $495m deal
- The Register // Cisco borgs ________
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- The Register // US seeks to criminalize 'attempted' piracy
- The Register // Half of stored files will never be accessed
- The Register // IBM courier crashes. Sensitive tapes go AWOL
- The Register // Start-up piggybacks on flat panel TVs for solar sell
- The Register // Amazon 'misled Congress' over 1-Click patent
- The Register // Hewitt ditches online job applications for doctors
- The Register // Former Oracle VP pays $200K to settle insider dealing rap
- The Register // Sun warns Microsoft - 'You'd be wise to listen to your customers'
- The Register // Devon villagers chip in for mobile coverage platform
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- The Register // Gone in 120 seconds: cracking Wi-Fi security
- The Register // Seagate FreeAgent Pro 750GB external hard drive
- The Register // How Google translates without understanding
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- The Register // No end in sight for Vista's Long Goodbye
- The Register // Space Shuttle slated for early morning roll call
- The Register // Alcatel-Lucent opens wallet for NetD
- The Register // On Microsoft's feeble Fortune-based nastygram to Red Hat
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- The Register // Hitachi's Universal Storage Platform V is virtually huge
- The Register // Verizon bags Cybertrust
- The Register // Boffins develop synthetic human blood
- The Register // Virgin downloaders hit by AllofMP3.com fault
- The Register // US forces to block YouTube, MySpace on DoD network
- The Register // UK tech inventors defeated by cash drought
- The Register // Pirate Bay plundered by hackers
- The Register // Scientology tries to discredit BBC documentary
- The Register // PowerColor Radeon HD 2900 XT graphics card
- The Register // Need emergency contraception? Just text
- The Register // BlackBerry plugs in to Visual Studio
- The Register // Steve Ballmer may have said something interesting; we couldnÂ’t possib
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- The Register // Vendor turns DRM against Microsoft, Apple, Adobe and Real
- The Register // ICANN pushes for public participation in top level domains
- The Register // SanDisk and Microsoft BFFs around software stuffed memory
- The Register // IBM preps Power6 by putting AIX 5.3 on life support
- The Register // Roche exposes medical details on website
- The Register // Alcatel-Lucent results impress investors
- The Register // One in 10 web pages laced with malware - Google
- The Register // America is under siege. Do we blame IBM or Cringely?
- The Register // Terminator kill-bots to be run by system called 'Skynet'
- The Register // Orange Value Promise not as much value as promised
- The Register // Tokyo team busts the Ethernet speed record
- The Register // Google orders Thai takeaway
- The Register // Minister defends government reforms
- The Register // Memory sticks top security concern for firms
- The Register // Deutsche Telekom profits plunge 58%
- The Register // Communist spy ring tried to steal Space Shuttle plans
- The Register // Red Hat and Sybase needle Oracle with appliance
- The Register // iPods 'mess with pacemakers'
- The Register // What is Apache Harmony for?
- The Register // Google sets legal attack dogs on Dutch cybersquatter
- The Register // HP Neoview comes out to play
- The Register // Lenovo pays Microsoft $1.3bn for software
- The Register // Acer sues suppliers over HP patent lawsuit
- The Register // NEC storage line plays its scales
- The Register // Banks put customers in Swift Catch-22
- The Register // Oral sex could be more dangerous than cigars
- The Register // George Lucas bitch slaps Spider-Man 3
- The Register // Amnesty backs Google shareholders
- The Register // Sun looks to outsiders to script Java's future
- The Register // Government threatens TV premium rate ban
- The Register // Red Hat CEO deaf to VMware's giant sucking sound
- The Register // Spitzer stargazers find hot, windy planets
- The Register // Jajah taps Intel for $15m
- The Register // Ballmer: Submit and OBA-y
- The Register // SAP snaps up OutlookSoft
- The Register // Red Hat close mouthed about open desktop service
- The Register // DRM pinches Motorola's stream
- The Register // Red Hat crafts new OS for the small and poor
- The Register // Subbuteo comes to mobile phones
- The Register // Verizon pulls sponsorship from kiddie-humping singer
- The Register // India acts to unravel yoga patents
- The Register // Souvenir coin sparked nano spy alert
- The Register // Union members blink in Capgemini face-off
- The Register // Rackable and Supermicro settle over server IP
- The Register // Software 2007: Innovation is the new black