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| Hey all, I got this email today. I doubt it will actually do anything but hell why not..... ![]() -Peace
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Well remember - their refineries feed entire regions. See - Exxon has stations, but more often than not they're supplied with the same refined fuel as everyone else. The Exxon vs Mobil vs Esso vs BP isn't a station to station thing - it's a region to region thing. Some places sell 10% alcohol, some places don't.... octane ratings are different, and maybe a few detergant mixes change.. but in reality all fuel is created equal within a city. The magical "Good" fuel you get sometimes is normally a result in getting some summer mix that wasn't sold timely, or just filled the tanks - not because a Chevron sells a truly better grade than Shell or vice versa. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Thats why it won't happen, because supporters of this idea don't think it will happen. Some supporters you guys are. I think J-Dogg should be the spokesman for this project. After all, he prefers to ride his bike than driving his Probe. If people follow his actions, prices will get lower. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| That's right people, for this limited time offer only, even YOU can have j-dogg's Schwinn Sting-Ray "Ocean Krate" for one low introductory price of $700.00* Now YOU can tear up the streets and rip up the alleyways in your personalized Ocean Krate. It features 7-speeds shifted via a Shimano Clik-Stik custom-modified to fit a standard Schwinn mountain bike frame. It also includes big chrome-plated balloon fenders** It also includes ape-hanger handlebars with 1999 Reproduction Sting-Ray 1965 - 73 grips and a custom-fabricated rear sissy bar set which bolts onto a 1999 Schwinn Factory Reproduction NOS Sting-Ray banana seat, available in Coppertone, Deep Purple, Nuclear Holocaust Orange, Radioactive Isotope Green, Pink Panther, Pink Floyd, Corporation Blue, and Off-White The tires are a front street 1.5" wide and a huge fat 3" rear tire. You'll need all the traction you can get Saturday Night when Billy down the street wants to pit his gas-scooter against your customized Sting-Ray. And since you're ridin' clean on double-walled SunRingle 26" rims, you'll keep all 29cc's at bay with immense power and massive top end. Don't miss out on this special offer!! Call now and well include streamers and a handlebar basket FREE or charge, valued at almost a whopping 30 dollars!!! But wait, there's more!!! We'll also throw in Spinner Training Wheels for the little tykes, valued at 10 dollars, FREE of charge. Order now and you'll also receive one of j-dogg's custom Pimp-Ass Supa Fly Blinged Out Thuggin' Wheelie Bars, valued at over 400 dollars, FREE. Don't get left at the light when the local Men That Shouldn't Be Wearing Tights Road Bike Club stops by and wants to race!! Show them what a Sting-Ray can do!! That's right, order now and you get: -Streamers -Handlebar basket -Spinner training wheels -j-dogg's custom Pimp-Ass Supa Fly Blinged Out Thuggin' Wheelie Bars ALL FREE of charge Call toll free 1-800-PIMP-RIG operators are standing by!!!11111oneone1111eins11111uno11!!1!1!!!!11 j-dogg nor any persons associated with the building of these bikes are held responsible for speeding tickets or law violations related to the Sting-Ray. j-dogg is not responsible for any injuries sustained while riding at excessively high speeds. Be safe and always ride a helmet because Big Brother is watching you..... *prices may vary depending on availability of Shimano Clik-Stik's and time for me to fabricate mounting clips for a Frontier frame **rear fenders may have scratches on the bottom from extensive "product testing" to ensure maximum front wheel lift during a hard launch unless properly equipped with j-dogg's custom Pimp-Ass Supa Fly Blinged Out Thuggin' Wheelie Bars | ||
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That's cause 1. Not enough people will even forward it. 2. people will forget or just be too lazy otherwise. 3. or like mentioned above, they hit up whatever gas station is on the road. Besides I never made myself out to be a full fledged 'supporter' but the point is, there's way too many people who won't see this message so no one will put a dent into any big companies | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| Here in Santa Barbara gas averages 2.62 for 87 octane. Go north to the SYV and it hits like 2.80ish. It also doesn't just have to do with the region, it's the way gas stations are managed. A lot of the ones with crappier gas are because of poor station maintenance (sp?) like keeping the tank filters clean (dirty storage tank filters = crap in gas to make it crappier) | ||
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