J-Dogg's other new toy

j-dogg · 23-December-07, 06:13 PM

I wanted one of these when they first came out. It's halfway paid off. Still in it's box and never assembled.....yet...

The mother of all modern Schwinns

Should have it paid off in a month, maybe a little more. This thing costs more than my Probe did.

Pics when I take delivery, god I can't wait to ride it.

Wordbiker · 23-December-07, 10:02 PM

I didn't figure you'd been "good" enough for Santa to bring you that.

Sweet Spoiler Jess. I hear that they are much more rideable by adults than the Stingrays. Have fun fixing it up to the J-Dogg stylie.

j-dogg · 09-February-08, 04:56 PM

Well it's paid off and I went to pick it up today.

Stopped by on the way to a job and found this out back:

This thing is so long and big it comes in two boxes. Most bikes come in one.

Home at last.

It's a single speed, but people have installed 7-speed Sturmey Archer internal hubs on them with suicide shifters.

Well I'm out to ride it, see you guys.

j-dogg · 12-February-08, 09:03 PM

Well I rode it a good 20 or 30 miles and here is what J-Dogg thinks.

It's as comfortable as a colonoscopy, weighs more than my 30' fiberglass extension ladder, has the turning radius of a semi-tractor trailer, handles like a Greyhound Bus and has the top speed of a small army of fire ants, it's overpriced, underfeatured, and it's the most fun I have had on two wheels since I was 5.

Everyone notices you at stoplights on this thing, people point and stare, young boys chase after me on it, and the ladies seem to like it too. It's like sex with Scarlett Johannson on the hood of my car, fun to ride and you want everyone to see you doing it.

jofultner · 26-February-08, 06:33 AM

Nice,While on a job a customer let me have this old bike because it had a flat(ha-ha)So now my grandson Donald and I are fixing it up for him...jo

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Originally Posted by j-dogg


	I wanted one of these when they first came out. It's halfway paid off. Still in it's box and never assembled.....yet... The mother of all modern Schwinns Should have it paid off in a month, maybe a little more. This thing costs more than my Probe did. Pics when I take delivery, god I can't wait to ride it.

23-December-07, 06:13 PM		#1 (permalink)
j-dogg Mystical Schwinn Guru	J-Dogg's other new toy I wanted one of these when they first came out. It's halfway paid off. Still in it's box and never assembled.....yet... The mother of all modern Schwinns Should have it paid off in a month, maybe a little more. This thing costs more than my Probe did. Pics when I take delivery, god I can't wait to ride it.

23-December-07, 10:02 PM		#2 (permalink)
Wordbiker Apex Tech God	Re: J-Dogg's other new toy I didn't figure you'd been "good" enough for Santa to bring you that. Sweet Spoiler Jess. I hear that they are much more rideable by adults than the Stingrays. Have fun fixing it up to the J-Dogg stylie.

09-February-08, 04:56 PM		#3 (permalink)
j-dogg Mystical Schwinn Guru	Re: J-Dogg's other new toy Well it's paid off and I went to pick it up today. Stopped by on the way to a job and found this out back: This thing is so long and big it comes in two boxes. Most bikes come in one. Home at last. It's a single speed, but people have installed 7-speed Sturmey Archer internal hubs on them with suicide shifters. Well I'm out to ride it, see you guys.

12-February-08, 09:03 PM		#4 (permalink)
j-dogg Mystical Schwinn Guru	Re: J-Dogg's other new toy Well I rode it a good 20 or 30 miles and here is what J-Dogg thinks. It's as comfortable as a colonoscopy, weighs more than my 30' fiberglass extension ladder, has the turning radius of a semi-tractor trailer, handles like a Greyhound Bus and has the top speed of a small army of fire ants, it's overpriced, underfeatured, and it's the most fun I have had on two wheels since I was 5. Everyone notices you at stoplights on this thing, people point and stare, young boys chase after me on it, and the ladies seem to like it too. It's like sex with Scarlett Johannson on the hood of my car, fun to ride and you want everyone to see you doing it.

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