Profile of haxors : Male. Obsessed with computers. Lacking a girlfriend.

scapegoat · 18-March-03, 01:47 PM

Well At Least According to Rueters.

"In almost all cases, virus writers were computer-obsessed males between the ages of 14 to 34 years, he said.

"They have a chronic lack of girlfriends, are usually socially inadequate and are drawn compulsively to write self-replicating codes. It's a form of digital graffiti to them," Hruska said.

In January, Welsh virus writer and web designer Simon Vallor, 22, was sentenced to two years' jail for spreading three mass-mailing computer viruses that allegedly infected more than 27,000 computers in 42 countries'

Read the Full Story here

Darksamurai · 18-March-03, 02:02 PM

Okay... so I'm now not only a profile for a serial killer... but now a virus hacker...

Joy to the world... I should go commit some acts of wanton violence and destruction... and then tell the court I was just acting the way my demographic told me to!

scapegoat · 18-March-03, 02:19 PM

Your not alone Dark LOL

FunkyFresh · 18-March-03, 02:45 PM

Ohhh, a girlfriend! I knew there had to be a reason my virus wasn't working..

Darksamurai · 18-March-03, 03:01 PM

Funky, LOL.

My sparkling personality tends to find most people an annoyance as far as real-life goes...

Seems everytime I meet a girl with a brain in her head... she's either a thousand miles away (internet), she's got "issues" or she's already got someone... My last four dates have left me wondering why the hell I even bother to try anymore...

FeRaL · 18-March-03, 03:41 PM

Dark, you sound like my buddy Jake that lives in Billings. Two ex-wives and four children under his belt now, and he sounds just like you. So, Jake why the hell haven't you returned any of my calls or emails lately man

Darksamurai · 18-March-03, 03:56 PM

LOL... maybe I'd be too busy trying to dodge the wives' lawyers?

Miststlkr · 18-March-03, 04:12 PM

LOL.. "compulsively" write virus code huh?

"Must.. write... code..... must... write.. code..." ever see one of those bad boys when you tie tem down and take their computer away man? they get the junkie shakes and sweat like it's 200Ã‚Â° in there... it's not a prety site

Anathema · 18-March-03, 04:53 PM

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	Originally posted by Miststlkr LOL.. "compulsively" write virus code huh? "Must.. write... code..... must... write.. code..." ever see one of those bad boys when you tie tem down and take their computer away man? they get the junkie shakes and sweat like it's 200Ã‚Â° in there... it's not a prety site

I'll have you know that is the worst thing you can do to a junkie!! It's like.. removing our heart or something.. It hurts so, so bad.. oh the pain.. *realizes she gets to spend all of next week without computer or net access*

OMG! *shakes and sweats*

Jonny English · 18-March-03, 05:30 PM

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	Originally posted by Darksamurai ... My last four dates have left me wondering why the hell I even bother to try anymore...

Go for short term relationships with dumbos (shouldn't be too hard - cleaving to the nearest tame intellectual seems to be an inevitable adjuct of having big tits).

That'll tell you why it's worth bothering to try and find someone whose IQ is higher than their bra size...

Darksamurai · 18-March-03, 05:31 PM

Anath... at least for you... it's only a week... when I move, I'll probably be looking at two!

*POINK* <--- Realization.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*GASP*... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anathema · 18-March-03, 06:24 PM

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	Originally posted by Darksamurai Anath... at least for you... it's only a week... when I move, I'll probably be looking at two! POINK <--- Realization. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGASP... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You poor, poor dear. I think you need a hug. A great big hug.

Sportbilly · 18-March-03, 07:22 PM

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	Originally posted by Anathema You poor, poor dear. I think you need a hug. A great big hug.

Don't look at me, I'm too busy

Darksamurai · 20-March-03, 06:08 PM

Sport... you don't love me anymore?!? (j/k!)

Anath... I'll be probably studying hard at night so when I DO get my rig back and operational... I'll be hacking harder than ever!

I am a man wit' a plan!

Anathema · 20-March-03, 06:14 PM

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	Originally posted by Darksamurai Sport... you don't love me anymore?!? (j/k!) Anath... I'll be probably studying hard at night so when I DO get my rig back and operational... I'll be hacking harder than ever! I am a man wit' a plan!

Ewww! Studying.. that's sick.

Well, next week is my spring break, so the most I'll be doing is hiking through the woods. (And maybe a little dancing, but just to keep the routine going

)

Sportbilly · 20-March-03, 07:23 PM

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	Originally posted by Darksamurai Sport... you don't love me anymore?!? (j/k!)

We've, uh, grown apart...

scapegoat · 20-March-03, 07:47 PM

I love you dark!

, in a purly plutoniuc way! (j/k!!!)

Ice Czar · 20-March-03, 08:07 PM

Anathema · 20-March-03, 08:32 PM

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	Originally posted by Ice Czar And to think of all the money spent on security when all we really need to do is get these guys laid on a regular basis We should start a fund I'll be happy to interview the female applicants Got to find the cream of the crop, true manipulative mindf#ckers lets see them write code then

Where's my application!?

Ice Czar · 20-March-03, 08:41 PM

18-March-03, 01:47 PM		#1 (permalink)
scapegoat Apex Tech God	Profile of haxors : Male. Obsessed with computers. Lacking a girlfriend. Well At Least According to Rueters. "In almost all cases, virus writers were computer-obsessed males between the ages of 14 to 34 years, he said. "They have a chronic lack of girlfriends, are usually socially inadequate and are drawn compulsively to write self-replicating codes. It's a form of digital graffiti to them," Hruska said. In January, Welsh virus writer and web designer Simon Vallor, 22, was sentenced to two years' jail for spreading three mass-mailing computer viruses that allegedly infected more than 27,000 computers in 42 countries' Read the Full Story here

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18-March-03, 02:02 PM		#2 (permalink)
Darksamurai Sam-Hoe-rai N-Hoe-mad	Okay... so I'm now not only a profile for a serial killer... but now a virus hacker... Joy to the world... I should go commit some acts of wanton violence and destruction... and then tell the court I was just acting the way my demographic told me to!

18-March-03, 02:19 PM		#3 (permalink)
scapegoat Apex Tech God	Your not alone Dark LOL

18-March-03, 02:45 PM		#4 (permalink)
FunkyFresh 'Da Doctor of Funk	Ohhh, a girlfriend! I knew there had to be a reason my virus wasn't working..

18-March-03, 03:01 PM		#5 (permalink)
Darksamurai Sam-Hoe-rai N-Hoe-mad	Funky, LOL. My sparkling personality tends to find most people an annoyance as far as real-life goes... Seems everytime I meet a girl with a brain in her head... she's either a thousand miles away (internet), she's got "issues" or she's already got someone... My last four dates have left me wondering why the hell I even bother to try anymore...

18-March-03, 03:41 PM		#6 (permalink)
FeRaL Mutant Moderator	Dark, you sound like my buddy Jake that lives in Billings. Two ex-wives and four children under his belt now, and he sounds just like you. So, Jake why the hell haven't you returned any of my calls or emails lately man

18-March-03, 03:56 PM		#7 (permalink)
Darksamurai Sam-Hoe-rai N-Hoe-mad	LOL... maybe I'd be too busy trying to dodge the wives' lawyers?

18-March-03, 04:12 PM		#8 (permalink)
Miststlkr Incognit - Hoe	LOL.. "compulsively" write virus code huh? "Must.. write... code..... must... write.. code..." ever see one of those bad boys when you tie tem down and take their computer away man? they get the junkie shakes and sweat like it's 200Ã‚Â° in there... it's not a prety site

18-March-03, 05:31 PM		#11 (permalink)
Darksamurai Sam-Hoe-rai N-Hoe-mad	Anath... at least for you... it's only a week... when I move, I'll probably be looking at two! POINK <--- Realization. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGASP... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

20-March-03, 06:08 PM		#14 (permalink)
Darksamurai Sam-Hoe-rai N-Hoe-mad	Sport... you don't love me anymore?!? (j/k!) Anath... I'll be probably studying hard at night so when I DO get my rig back and operational... I'll be hacking harder than ever! I am a man wit' a plan!

20-March-03, 07:47 PM		#17 (permalink)
scapegoat Apex Tech God	I love you dark! , in a purly plutoniuc way! (j/k!!!)