Girl Baffles Teacher with 1337 5p34k Essay

scapegoat · 04-March-03, 03:24 AM

And you thought the literacy rate was on the rise

"I could not believe what I was seeing. The page was riddled with hieroglyphics, many of which I simply could not translate," the teacher told the newspaper. The teenager's essay which caused the problem began:

"My smmr hols wr CWOT. B4, we used 2go2 NY 2C my bro, his GF & thr 3 :- kids FTF. ILNY, it's a gr8 plc." The translation: "My summer holidays were a complete waste of time. Before, we used to go to New York to see my brother, his girlfriend and their three screaming kids face to face. I love New York. It's a great place."

You can see the full story here

flounder405 · 04-March-03, 11:02 AM

hey clown your sister is in england..just thought i would let you know

WDoG · 04-March-03, 12:31 PM

ok......what kinda stupit a$$ girl is this.....no one can understand wtf she is saying.....

Darksamurai · 04-March-03, 05:15 PM

No mate... that's not l337...

7|-|15 15 l337!

Ice Czar · 04-March-03, 05:22 PM

TheJester · 04-March-03, 07:20 PM

ouch

TheOutcast · 04-March-03, 07:47 PM

Honestly, I actually thought about writing papers for English class in HTML and handing them in. Wonder if the teacher would ever understand it...

chiquita · 04-March-03, 11:25 PM

Thats so retarded. Who the **** does that retard think she is?

vladimir · 05-March-03, 12:26 AM

html? thats english

write it in c++

LOL

vladimir · 05-March-03, 12:31 AM

Quote:


	Originally posted by flounder405 hey clown your sister is in england..just thought i would let you know

LOL

DedEye · 05-March-03, 12:52 AM

I wonder, is this girl in "special" classes? The kind where kids ride a little yellow bus to get to?

Alchemist215 · 05-March-03, 02:20 AM

lol c++ would be interesting. wonder what would happen if you handed in your work in attic greek....

TheJester · 05-March-03, 02:33 AM

oh come on I'll just write it in a whole other language spanish hmmmm yep yep

Ice Czar · 06-March-03, 02:23 PM

04-March-03, 03:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
scapegoat Apex Tech God Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Illinois Posts: 4,520	Girl Baffles Teacher with 1337 5p34k Essay And you thought the literacy rate was on the rise "I could not believe what I was seeing. The page was riddled with hieroglyphics, many of which I simply could not translate," the teacher told the newspaper. The teenager's essay which caused the problem began: "My smmr hols wr CWOT. B4, we used 2go2 NY 2C my bro, his GF & thr 3 :- kids FTF. ILNY, it's a gr8 plc." The translation: "My summer holidays were a complete waste of time. Before, we used to go to New York to see my brother, his girlfriend and their three screaming kids face to face. I love New York. It's a great place." You can see the full story here Last edited by scapegoat; 04-March-03 at 07:01 AM.

04-March-03, 11:02 AM	#2 (permalink)
flounder405 The Mack Daddy Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: the black hole aka tulsa okiehoma...i must escape again somehow Posts: 1,774	hey clown your sister is in england..just thought i would let you know __________________ Holla!. flounder405 fo' sheezy. Filet-Hizzle cuz this is how we do it. Thanks PJ , Snoop and Gizoogle fer that one "Bowmp chick a bowmp bowmp oo-wa oo-wa a wawa," followed by the occasional "wocka wocka wocka wocka"

04-March-03, 12:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
WDoG Apex Elite Tech Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dallas, Tx (Home) Arlington, Tx (College) Posts: 1,185	ok......what kinda stupit a$$ girl is this.....no one can understand wtf she is saying..... __________________

04-March-03, 05:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
Darksamurai Sam-Hoe-rai N-Hoe-mad Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Helena, MT Posts: 5,977	No mate... that's not l337... 7\|-\|15 15 l337! __________________ “A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.” - Lao Tzu

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Ice Czar Apex Techie II Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Boulder CO Posts: 108	,, __________________ Play with fire Last edited by Ice Czar; 02-April-03 at 08:49 AM.

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TheJester Apex Master Tech Apprentice Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas, USA Posts: 329	ouch __________________

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TheOutcast Minnes-hoe-tan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Moorhead, Minnes-Hoe-ta Posts: 2,803	Honestly, I actually thought about writing papers for English class in HTML and handing them in. Wonder if the teacher would ever understand it... __________________

04-March-03, 11:25 PM	#8 (permalink)
chiquita Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada Posts: 1,645	Thats so retarded. Who the **** does that retard think she is?

05-March-03, 12:26 AM	#9 (permalink)
vladimir Pimp PHP Pro Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 3,329	html? thats english write it in c++ LOL

05-March-03, 12:52 AM	#11 (permalink)
DedEye Apex Master Tech Apprentice Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: California Posts: 237	I wonder, is this girl in "special" classes? The kind where kids ride a little yellow bus to get to? __________________ "A witty saying is worth nothing." -Voltaire

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Alchemist215 Apex Techie I Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 70	lol c++ would be interesting. wonder what would happen if you handed in your work in attic greek.... __________________

05-March-03, 02:33 AM	#13 (permalink)
TheJester Apex Master Tech Apprentice Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas, USA Posts: 329	oh come on I'll just write it in a whole other language spanish hmmmm yep yep __________________

06-March-03, 02:23 PM	#14 (permalink)
Ice Czar Apex Techie II Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Boulder CO Posts: 108	,, __________________ Play with fire Last edited by Ice Czar; 02-April-03 at 08:49 AM.

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