Prize - $50.00 Gift Certificate to the PimpRig Store

Contest - PimpRig Haiku: Write your best Haiku with PimpRig as the topic. There will be 3 judges, who will determine the best Haiku, and that person will receive the gift certificate.

Contest Length - This contest will run Monday, December 12th - Thursday, December 15th at Midnight E.S.T. The winner will be announced Friday 16th 10AM E.S.T.

Rules - Judges for the PimpRig Haiku will be BigAkita, Im_gumby and Spectrum. Once a winner is selected they must must send me a PM with their item selection, and address to ship.Entrees must be posted in this thread, and you may enter as many times as you like. The judges decision is final, and there will be only one winner, and one gift certificate.

Good luck!

#1
PimpRig is the bomb
With mods and painting galore
Word to your mother

#2
First attempt was weak
Need to find something Pimp-er
This is not quite it

#3
Hardware problems suck
Troubleshooting is a pain
Our forums will help

Pimpin' aint easy
Modding rigs is the shiz-nitt
so Smack Your Rig Up!

Can't I just write a PR rap? 3 lines isn't enough.

case for hope is sweet
with no detail overlooked
all for a great cause



when its time to mod
then your dremel should be near
with fresh ideas



the pimps help the pimps,
the case for hope it was seen,
to all the pimps.....thanks

Quote: Originally Posted by j-dogg Can't I just write a PR rap? 3 lines isn't enough.

Nope, has to be a Haiku. But you can write as many as you want. Make it a series if you want.

#1

My PimpRig dot Com

My respite from a mad world

Home away from homeÂ…




#2


The tools of the trade

Dremmels, Hole Saws, and the Jig

Time to load PimpRig

Pimping our cases
Performance AND blingage, foo!
OBJECTIVE reviews

Building, upgrading?
Overclocking is hot too
Tried watercooling?

Worldwide Pimps come here
For to learn and to teach you
A new trick or two

This is my entry
I hope you think that it rocks
I can't think of more

Quote: Originally Posted by godfoot #2 First attempt was weak Need to find something Pimp-er This is not quite it

...gets my vote!

#1
Pimprig,
My Sugar Sugar
You are my candy girl

#2
Insert Coin
Press Enter to Start
Pimprig Loading...

#3
Aint not party
Like a Pimprig Party
Feel the Vibe

#4
Buzz Buzz Goes the Chain Saw
Bzzt Bzzt goes the powersupply
Vroom Vroom Goes the CPU

Quote: Originally Posted by Nerdz #1 Pimprig, My Sugar Sugar You are my candy girl

OMG dude.....thats just plain weird, i dont care what side of the tracks you come from, thats just scary.

This is getting weird
Nerdz is hard-up for Pimprig
Wheres his pink hand cuffs?

I still have those...and hey, they were black!

Dis be the Jay-dogg
Reprezentin with a limp
Husslin' dat Athlon

Get you some egg nog
This rhyme is gonna be pimp
Spray yer Pee-Four like Krylon

You wanted 3 lines
But I'm gonna give you more
Break out dat plexi

Make dis case look fine
Pull out my A-Sixty Four
Dis bitch is sexy

You say you like games?
I got plenty of power
No shortage of smacks

Switching 16 lanes
A pair of NVidias
Is what this rig packs

Bill Owens is dope
He blends hot rods and PC's
True balla for real

Helen's Case For Hope
Brought the community close
So the sick could heal

I'll finish this rhyme
As I jigsaw and Dremel
Away at this case

And J-dogg this time
Like a turbocharged sport bike
Has won this whole race

A Hiaku, for pimprig writtin
Software,hardware, firmware,they are all disected
Here, knowledge is attained


Hungry, thirsting for Chaotic control
From every walk of life,minds assending
Alone, they dreams in Microbursts

mind and matter , a fusion
Darkness and light , Harmony found, blended prefection
realized dreams , watch the modder

EDIT: Thanks to Hink for pointin out the RIGHT way to write one out , fixed mine

**BRAIN FART**

Pass me a paint can
Get me my respirator
I'm pimping my rig

I learned from PimpRig
How to overvolt my fans
MONSTER CFM!!

Pimped out my cooling
Modded my case on pimprig
MUST MOD SOMETHING NOW!!!!!

PimpRig, My PimpRig!
Pimpin my rig with PimpRig
Thank you my Pimprig!

I enjoy modding
I'm encouraged by PimpRig,
and it's great members

We so hood it hurts
Honies want us for our rigs
Play on gangsta fish

Some pimps roll on dubs
We make our cases bling'in
Smack that rig up ho (replase with yo if "ho" is innapropriate)

Lets get crunk in here
Pour a cup of gin and juice
Time to mod while drunk

We are pimps too, bro
Instead of gold in our teeth
We have shiney rigs

Others call us nerds
Haters are all just jelous
Because we roll deep

Ice on da rist, nah
Gettin' krunk off dat crys. nah
Pimped out pc's, yea

Shavings in the eye,
cut finger from the dremel.
we be straight thuggin

All nighter for me,
Got to write two term papers,
It is my birthday

Come on people, don't be bashful. We know we have some skilled wordsmiths out in PR land. Besides $50.00 will go pretty far in the PR store.

If pimp rig was girl,
I would tie her to the bed,
Then go mod my case.

My darling pimp rig,
My love for thee is big.
I want to squeez you.

5 sylables first
7 in the second line
5 more, then your done

They said "Oh snap son"
Yeah dats right I'm back again
Gonna spit Round 2

Haters in my face
Gonna have to regulate
This is what we do

We's tha Flyest Pimps
We smack dem 5-dolla hos
We pack big time heat

Dem GeForce Sevens
N dem ATi Radeons
Bring ya rig to it's feet

Uh-oh LAN party
Little pimp with a small gun
What is this I see?

"LANtastic" ownage
packing fantastic homage
To Athlon XP

Them PimpRig Stuntaz
Own you bitches like hunters
Break out dat AK

Play CounterStrike Source
And Battlefield 2 of course
Your team blown away

You thought I was done?
But I did it just for fun
Own you with my skillz

It's dat playa Jay
Ridin on a Schwinn Sting-Ray
Rackin up them kills

EEAAAASSSSTTTTSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYDDDEEE REPREZENT!!!!!!!!!111