Deadline for this contest is tonight at Midnight EST. Get your entries in, so you can get in on the contest for PR swag!

Not long left, for entries or getting judge decisions!

The "P" to the "R"
noobs that misbehaive
smack 'em down the block

N.O.O.B.S
stick to "spec" ,keepin it blan
have no drive to overclock

its a pre-mod.......WOOT !!!!
a pre-mod is a no-mod
stock gets me annoyed

P.I.M.P.S
redefine the "spec"
where all warrentees are void

Get the hell out what?
J-Dogg is here for Round 3
I'm lettin' it fly

Professing, these noobs
About fly honeys and big boobs
These cats must be high

Noobs actin real hard
Trash-talkin', haters frontin'
Betta reconize

This playa J-Hound
Is gonna smack you hoes down
With skills that blind eyes

I spit these ill rhymes
In my spare time for no dime
I'm three steps ahead

At the LAN party
My Choppers mod reprezent
Your whole clan is dead

It ain't about cards
Or who has the highest benchmark
Bitch is you high?

It's all about cuts
It's all about candy paint
It's all about pride

Case modding is art
My Dremel is my paintbrush
My case a canvas

We roll tight pimped rigs
We pack blazin' fast hardware
Let's see y'all stand this

To end the suspense I will post the results of this contest 45 Minutes early. Thank you to the judges: BigAkita, Spectrum and Im_gumby! In the style of the contest, here is the winner:


Thank you to all who entered! Some truly great Haiku work that should go into the Quotes thread!

Here is all of j-dogg's work:
Dis be the Jay-dogg
Reprezentin with a limp
Husslin' dat Athlon

Get you some egg nog
This rhyme is gonna be pimp
Spray yer Pee-Four like Krylon

You wanted 3 lines
But I'm gonna give you more
Break out dat plexi

Make dis case look fine
Pull out my A-Sixty Four
Dis bitch is sexy

You say you like games?
I got plenty of power
No shortage of smacks

Switching 16 lanes
A pair of NVidias
Is what this rig packs

Bill Owens is dope
He blends hot rods and PC's
True balla for real

Helen's Case For Hope
Brought the community close
So the sick could heal

I'll finish this rhyme
As I jigsaw and Dremel
Away at this case

And J-dogg this time
Like a turbocharged sport bike
Has won this whole race

They said "Oh snap son"
Yeah dats right I'm back again
Gonna spit Round 2

Haters in my face
Gonna have to regulate
This is what we do

We's tha Flyest Pimps
We smack dem 5-dolla hos
We pack big time heat

Dem GeForce Sevens
N dem ATi Radeons
Bring ya rig to it's feet

Uh-oh LAN party
Little pimp with a small gun
What is this I see?

"LANtastic" ownage
packing fantastic homage
To Athlon XP

Them PimpRig Stuntaz
Own you bitches like hunters
Break out dat AK

Play CounterStrike Source
And Battlefield 2 of course
Your team blown away

You thought I was done?
But I did it just for fun
Own you with my skillz

It's dat playa Jay
Ridin on a Schwinn Sting-Ray
Rackin up them kills

Get the hell out what?
J-Dogg is here for Round 3
I'm lettin' it fly

Professing, these noobs
About fly honeys and big boobs
These cats must be high

Noobs actin real hard
Trash-talkin', haters frontin'
Betta reconize

This playa J-Hound
Is gonna smack you hoes down
With skills that blind eyes

I spit these ill rhymes
In my spare time for no dime
I'm three steps ahead

At the LAN party
My Choppers mod reprezent
Your whole clan is dead

It ain't about cards
Or who has the highest benchmark
Bitch is you high?

It's all about cuts
It's all about candy paint
It's all about pride

Case modding is art
My Dremel is my paintbrush
My case a canvas

We roll tight pimped rigs
We pack blazin' fast hardware
Let's see y'all stand this

Contratulations, J-Dogg! It's all about desire, and you obviously wanted to win this contest.

Congratz J-Dogg

Way to go, J Dogg...
Your prose was inspired, dude!
Enjoy Pimprig swag.

Congrats to J-Dogg
Representin' P-R, yo!
Enjoy that Grant, bro

J-Dogg, I don't mind "losing" to someone as eloquent as you.

To everyone else who entered, the judges, and Ms Foe herself for setting this one up, what whatever it's worth, I wish you all the best this Holiday Season, and a double dose of all the best for the upcoming New Year!

Word j-dogg, word....

Yo man let's get out of here.
Word to your mother.

Congratulations jdogg!

Dun b crimpin' my stile yo

Congrats J-Dogg

congratz j-dog, ill get you next year

and a "merry christmas" to all......OOoooo yeah thats right i used the "C" word.

Thanks guys I'll be sure to send pictures for you all of my goodies