Hot schwag!!!! Get your hot schwag here!

Our good friends at NZXT have entrusted me with a sample of their very first gaming mouse. The NZXT Avatar sports a gorgeous exterior and enough tech housed within to please the most demanding frag monster. The Avatar features hardware DPI switching all the way up to 2600 dpi. In addition to the 4 dpi settings, the rodent has 7 programmable buttons and is suitable for both righties and lefties. It's svelte, shapely and dressed in black rubber. What more could you want in a gaming mouse?

Here's how one lucky forum dweller can get his hands on this beauty. We are bringing back a PCApex classic we haven't seen in awhile, the caption contest.

Whoever comes up with the funniest, cleverest, most creative caption for the picture I've attached wins themselves a brand new high tech and very lethal rodent. The first clown who captions pictures of said mouse will earn a big steaming bucket of fail and unending ridicule. Hint: It's the pic of the Gingerbread Jedi that you want.



THE RULES:

You must be a PCApex forum member. You must have at least 50 posts in the forums (spamming simply to get in on the contest will not be tolerated). And finally, you must reside in North America. Take your time and choose your best caption as only one entry per user will be considered.

The contest will be judged by staff members who choose not to participate in the contest. The contest ends Sunday, October 19th at midnight.

So check out NZXT's website and get your drool on. Then warm up your wit and post your best caption.

Good luck to everyone!

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I can't enter but BUMPAGE!!!!

Come on guys, good prize, ridiculous photo....caption it!!!

Quote: Originally Posted by AntiM

YOU'LL NEVER BAKE ME ALIVE!


*a take on "you'll never take me alive" *

10char

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I wanna mousie.

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Not my gumdrop buttons!!!

Quote: Originally Posted by AntiM

Quote: Originally Posted by AntiM

Strike, strike as hard as you can!
You can't kill me, I'm the gingerbread man!

Quote: Originally Posted by FeRaL Not my gumdrop buttons!!!

That's the best one yet.

No one else need to bother entering.

This is my entry:

"EAT ME!"

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"Had a customer get this error, thought it was a perfect fit."

Quote: Originally Posted by AntiM

Pop 'N' Fresh has taught you well tasty one!

Quote: Originally Posted by AntiM

"ONLY a cookie? Son, if MY arm gets cut off, all I need is a little icing . . . "

They will FEAR the name DOUGH SKYWALKER!

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"This one is my entry"


LUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Question? How many times can you enter?

Quote: Originally Posted by AntiM THE RULES: Take your time and choose your best caption as only one entry per user will be considered.

Pick your favorite and edit with a "this one is my entry", no sense deleting a perfectly good caption.

I'm surprised no one went with the tried and true, "Thanks E-Harmony!!!".

Quote: Originally Posted by AntiM Pick your favorite and edit with a "this one is my entry", no sense deleting a perfectly good caption. I'm surprised no one went with the tried and true, "Thanks E-Harmony!!!".

Ok........

Question... Why is Darth Vader wearing elevator shoes in that pictured T2?

Quote: Originally Posted by FeRaL Question... Why is Darth Vader wearing elevator shoes in that pictured T2?

Those are anti-gravity Boots

Quote: Originally Posted by Pharaoh Pop 'N' Fresh has taught you well tasty one!

And we have a winner!!! Congrats Pharaoh and thanks to everyone who entered.