the beneficiary on your life insurance policy would care...you stop tickin, they start spendin!

Quote: Originally posted by Fantazmic2 34...next year 35, then 36, then 37, then 38, then 39, then 40, then 41, then 42, then 43, then 44, then 45, then 46, then 47, then 48, then 49, then 50, then 51, then 52, then 53, then 54, then 55, then 56, then 57, then 58, then 59, then 60, then 61, then 62, then 63, then 64, then 65, then 66, then 67,RETIRES then 68, then 69, then DEAD, then 71, then 72, then 73, then 74, then 75, then 76, then 77, then 78, then 79, then 80, then 81, then 80, then 83, then 84, then 85, then 86, then 87, then 88, then 89, then 90, then 91, then 92, then 93, then 94, then 95, then 96, then 97, then 98, then 99, then 100...after that who cares????oops didnt quite make it that long

19 here (20 in April). I feel so young, yet I feel so old. Despite being this age, I've yet to meet another in their 20's who acted the least bit more mature (and I don't just mean college folk of that age...). My dad is 50 something and everyone says I sound like him...oi...

Uh, in my world...

26: Establish a career with a future. Ignore friends, family, and social gatherings in favor of hunting the almighty dollar.

75: Retire a bitter shell of a man.

85: Plot revenge on those snotty little bastards who keep parking in my space, even though I don't have a car anymore, nor is the state foolish enough to let me have my licence back.

87: Declared mentally unstable after assaulting a wandering missionary with my cane screaming "Don't lecture me about "the end is coming soon" you son of a bitch!"

90: Decide to get even with a world that shunned me by refusing all efforts to get me to take my medication. Attack the nurses with my walker while yelling things from back in my day like "I pity the fool who tries to take my temperature!", "Are you threatening me?!?" and "Neo ain't takin' the blue pill, DAMMIT! I want OUT of wonderland!".

Listen to old CDs of 80s music at high volume. Get half the nursing home howling for my blood.

105: Die. Remembered fondly (sorta) as "That stubborn old bastard in Room 3C". In honor of my demise, the nursing home plays "Don't Fear the Reaper" one last time before burning my music collection. The world breaths a sigh of relief as one of the last yuppies disappears of the face of the earth...

Happy belated to Erok and biohazardpc

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Hey Ironserif thanks for the b day greeting.

21 though at times i feel older or younger.
and ive YET to make it into a bar.
the MAN had me working on my Bday.
Damn the man

yeah..damn the man..it's always the man...

Next thing you know, he'll ask you to bend down to pick up a quarter and he'll slap you in the face....damn the man

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i'm 18 and i work at Walmart. its a really sucky job but i do it. don't drink don't smoke just sit here in front of my pc and not have a life

34 and 344/365ths
Damn the Man

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Quote: Originally posted by AntiM That depends. When's your birthday? 43 April 3rd

You got me beet by 5 1/2 months. Sept 18.

24 but its been a rough year I feal about 45

Quote: Originally posted by Sk8forMaple i'm 18 and i work at Walmart. its a really sucky job but i do it....

Are you one of those "Greeters" ?

603034380 seconds, as of 1:30 am Pacific ST.

Based on this poll i think the PR crowd might be getting younger

Well let me put it this way...I've come to terms with the fact that I have lived more years than I've got left to live...4T4
AWW 8hit I'm the friggen old guy here..no wonder everybody sounds too cool and way hipper!!!