to all the rappers and poets at pimprig i was thinking of contributing a little of your rapping/poetry time in dissing out CPU manufacturers.. since i dont have any skills i was thinking u might have.. so Let em rip guys!

Intel Intel
Little slice of private Hell
When I boot I can see
I should have stuck with AMD

P4 P4
Just a little media whore
PS may be intel optomized
but on my Barton it still flies

Hyperthreading Hyperthreading
I like my fries with a little breading
You gotta tell Wind0ze you're 2 CPU
to do what my 3200 can do

Front Side Bus Front Side Bus
You bitches front like you was one of us
You gotta pump it 4 times to be
half as good as my 400 FSB is to me

Multi lock Multi lock
You ain't got no overclock
lots more pins break real quick
(Specially when I beat it with a stick)

Intel Intel
Little slice of private hell
To be the top dog AMD fighter
You sure do make my checkbook lighter

This goes out to my OC Peeps, ZENNZZO, BigAkita, Fu3lman, you hoe who you are-why be a coporate lackey bitch when you can have pimp-titude?

AMD me.

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It must be Tuesday - I could never get the hang of Tuesdays....

I always thought Tiew (whom the day is named after) was the Norse God of War ... evidently I was wrong - in the modern pantheon he must have been reinvented as the patron saint of bull5h1t threads - it's been a "great" day for them

Hellz Yeah!

Don't you mean "Entertain Kayin and Jonny Day?"

Quote: Originally posted by KayinStorm Hellz Yeah! Don't you mean "Entertain Kayin and Jonny Day?"

I don't know about "entertain" ... some of these threads are so surreal I'm going to check my birth certificate to make sure I'm actually called Jon & not Job ...

You're a riot, man.

Nobody else wanna freestyle against me?

Quote: Originally posted by KayinStorm ... Nobody else wanna freestyle against me?

Quick - somebody PM Dark Mark Ninja !

...

He couldn't rhyme fo 5h1z either

hmm. i am AMD Fan as well
so heres something i came up with....

yo yo yo yo
AMD Rocks The House
Intel just Blows!

When You Game, intel is just sleeping....
While my barty is sweeping but nothing

Intel may have its "Class"
but it can sure KISS MA @SS!!

We are the ones who are l333333t
.........the creators of 64 b3333333t


- Shout outz to all ma AMD Homies including BA, kayin, zen, and All the pimpers of AMD!

i guess we have no DARING intel fans... or they are hiding their embarrassment.....

I like intels but im buying a 2600+ becuase i dont have the $ for a intel

so u wanna write about that?

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real "best proc" please stand up?
I repeat will the only real proc please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here



Ya'll act like you never seen a real processor before
jaws all on the floor like AMD just burst in the door
started showin their skill worse than before
they finally get rich doin it better than before
It's the return of the
"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, it didn't do just what I think it did, did
it?"
And Apple said
....Nothing you idiots Macs are dead, based em all in with my head
Real speed freak women love AMD
overclock overclock overclock Intel's gotta be sick of this
look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
Flipin' the you know who "yeah, and he costs so much too"
Yea the 64's probably gonna be to much better tech than before
but no worse than what's going on in Santa's workshop
Sometimes I want to see Intel catch up,
but they can't, but its cool for them to try a sweet ruse
Extreme edition is a joke, Extreme edition is a joke
and if its lucky its sales might just give the FX a little kiss
and that's the message that Intel DOESN't deliver to little nerds
and expect them not to know what a architecture is.
Of course they gonna know what clockspeed is
by the time they hit home-built,
they got the discovery channel don't they?
But Intel's ain't nothing but flammable; their chips burn so well I get scared of em'
they cant run fast but damn they can fry.
Just like J. Lo when she's lookin really fly
then there's no reason that a man can't go ahead and c***m
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
Buy a cheaper chip and run it fast, and the chorus goes


AMD's the real sh-yte
AMD's the real sh-yte
All you Intel chips are just claimin
that pure clock speed is all thats shaking
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase the FX'll nock em down
Faster than that 3.2 giga-hertz can lay the hurts
Since it takes so long to get that code where its going
AMD's little butterly* will sand their shouting
WHAT INTEL's GOT I DONT WANNA BE TOUTING!!!


*float like a butterfly sting like a bee ~ Mohammed ALi, best boxer ever


base lyrics courtesy of my. Eminem, course they changed in mah own littahl wah

Quote: Originally posted by Jonny English I don't know about "entertain" ... some of these threads are so surreal I'm going to check my birth certificate to make sure I'm actually called Jon & not Job ...

Im going to have to agree with you there Jonny. They only entertainment is, peoplle flaming the n00bs that post these threads.

"there once was a chip from nantuckit, who had a ..."

Thats all Im going to do, its not rated pg-13 this rhyme.

little bitty from a Project Pat trak (drive by)

Hit the switch
Power up
Barton Core
That's wassup

Gigs of RAM
Overclock
Intel can...
suck my.......well you know where that's going

What about VIA? Don't make me bust my rhymin ' skillz on a GigaPro beeyatch lol

oooh wwe got some real good AMD fans... keep it up guys

You gonna make me go listen to some Eminem, huh?

We got this in the bag, boyz. AMD represent! Front-siyyyde!!

word to that homiE... AMD ALL THE WAY!!!

Word up mah brothas...!!
We all runin' da A M Dizzle fo Rizzle...
Ain't no need ,
to waste no green
on no Intel-a-fatso-ass,
long-pipe hav'n,
twins on crack-r-threadin'
spendy bitch, no how...
An now they bitches, is gettin' Six Fo bit in da ass, like a good dawg always do? UM_ um_ UM UM um
AMD in the House...kickin' some loooong ass
Let's do dis...

I like AMD,
But if i had money for an Intel P4 system I would go & Buy.............








AMD64FX , & then maybe if i got some money over I would go for a P4 .....NOT!


Now think you all poeple who switch from AMD to Intel P4 (800) Hyper
YOU'RE NOT helping AMD to get back there to kick @ss of Intel , c'mon keep AMD ALIVE!! so they'll be the best once again (64fx is going this way though).

My 2 cents

My AMD freestyle

You Intel bitches
Braggin' bout' yer clock speed
But you be smokin' weed
Cuz I feel the need
For some AMD

I be so pimp
With my old skool gimp
I bust out ma Duron
Make you Celeron bitches look wimp
Bring ya benchmark to limp

Zero be ya score
But you still want more?
Your jaw be on the floor
Pimp-smacking you Intel whores
Gonna be some gore

When I frag
Ma names [@]***Apple Bag***[@]
Cap you with a shotgun
Zipped up in body bag
Cuz' your Pentium lags

I bust this here rap
Cuz my Duron is strapped
While your Intel is crap
Hyper-Threading dont mean sh*t
Cuz AMD got 64 bit

Top that beeyatches