12-February-06, 08:24 AM
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| Guest |  PC: Affiliate Review: GUN:Peacemakers and Whiskey To Go
GUN eacemakers and Whiskey To Go  | Quote: |  | | |  | Originally Posted by BoxGods |  | | | | | | | | |
Neversoft, which in the coming years is sure to produce more quality titles like “Tony Hawk 10: I’ll Put my Name on Anything” and “Let's Get Steazy with Tony”, has temporarily abandoned its obsession with the whiny-voiced human crash dummy slash industry prostitute to dabble in the relatively obscure genre of western shooters. "Relatively" implies that though there have been quite a few forays into the western theme, none of them could hold up to the quality standards of your 2-year-old niece--so, naturally, they were sent to children’s hospitals to help with rehabilitation, coordination development, and education about the nose dive decline of the game industry. Thank you Atari for your vanity, your charitable efforts, and your persistence in putting out rubbish games fiscal year after year therefore giving light to those brave little children and teaching the rest of us how not to suck, even on a smaller budget. Now, without any further analytical discourse, prepare to say “Holy Native American Stereotypes Adam West”, and hold on to your spurs for GUN, the first successful venture into the old west (as interpreted by Neversoft and the lame writer they hired).
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