Too funny.

Gizmodo has a little fun at CES.

Oh dear.

I work for the local cable company and all of our boxes made in the last 20 years use the same remote code, and what's worse is I know how to program ALL of them to ANY TV.

Just think about that for a minute.

The bowling alley down the street uses one of our old school Scientific Atlanta HCTSA digital boxes, and our music channels to pump music throughout the entire bowling alley. And I know where the rap, classical and uncensored heavy metal (409, 440 and 417 respectively) are right off the top of my head. Ready, aim, fire.

Half of the bars and nightclubs use our HD service on multiple TV's to broadcast sports.

There is one sports bar that uses only Samsung HDTV's in their whole bar.

The mall uses Panasonic flatscreens.

I'm bringing my remote to the bar hop tonight.