Involves the destruction of something. Tonight was a semi-functional IBM PS/2. It was fun.

I've got a freaking tight computer sitting here, and it refuses to see this blasted 120 gig hard drive. Fine, be that way, but the customer wants 120. I'll fix you yet my pretty, and your little dog too.

Signs You May Want to Quit Dating Altogether!

1. If even the ones who think you're hot won't pay you any attention because you're too odd.

2. Your own friends tell you you should remove yourself from the gene pool-and they're not kidding.

3. If your own mother, who for so long tried to fix you up with everyone, decides that you're a lost cause, and consequently tells everyone that you're gay.

4. If you happen to be Kayin...

5. If any of your exes turn lesbian. Or a significant majority...

6. If your religious friends drop hints that it's a great thing to remain celibate, if not for yourself, because it would make God cry. (I know a guy it happened to-he's happily married now...)

7. Heads turn when you enter a room-right before stomachs.

8. Everybody knows you on sight-and calls the cops.

9. If you know the differences in the stepping codes and core colors of the different AMD chips, you may need to step back anyway. Chicks just don't care.

10. If after the advice of PimpRig.com, you are still single, you have no hope. Go cry somewhere.

Yes, Kayin's lost hope, and he's not looking for it to come back. I did kind of unclip the leash and let it run free...

Oh well, more time to mod. There IS that new project to work on...

the first one and a fe of the others apply directly to me ^_^

Hmmm.... num. 2 werks for a lot of people I kow, right dogg? As for the rest, well... we won't go there.

My problem is the women who are attracted to me usually are the kind of people I don't associate with (I could give several examples, but let me tell you younger pimps... don't matter if she's a freakin' knock-out and she haunts your dreams at night... she can make your life a living hell short order. Some of 'em in a single date!)

The women I ask out have "issues", or I just don't fit into their mold (Hell, last girl I went out with tried to talk me into dying my hair blonde because she said blonde men turned her on)

Or, they come to find out I'm not overly forgiving for mental games (I know how to play fairly well... but they tend to piss me off.)

All in all, I think David LoPan said it best in "Big Trouble in Little China"...

"You, Mr. Burton, seem to be a man who understand that things do not always work out between men and women... And yet we all keep trying, like fools."

Havin a wonderful day 'eh K. You are only chosen cause you Brother can handle it, unlike mere mortals around you, Chin up, Smile on... there is a chick out there that digs stepping codes for ya, just use the "RIGHT" question brah... ...Ben