I have to be a man about this...

I saw the movie "Under the Tuscan Sun" tonight.

She wanted to see it, so I was forced into it, took a hit for the team...saw a chic flick! (of sorts)

That's ok though...I drag her with me to see all the movies I wanted to see...so I guess it's ok if we watch a movie she wants to...just this once!

Back to happier thoughts..

On to the funnies, enjoy!


P.S. if "you" are reading this, I enjoyed the movie, good choice!

So are you a WiFi nut? Need to have a wireless connection at school, McDonalds, the bathroom, the baseball field? Well I suggest you load up on some WiFi Speed Spray!!!

This stuff works wonders!

"WiFi Speed Spray™ can overcome the effects of pollution, increase fidelity, and provide you with the fastest wireless data transfer possible"

Still not convinced? Well scroll down to the bottom and look at the scientific facts and algorithms.

I really can't describe this in my own words...so here is a lil snip:

"Are you a man who enjoys shopping, snappy shoes and a crisply starched buttondown? Have you ever frosted your hair or bought a pair of low rise bootcuts? Do you prefer a good martini over a sudsy draft? Get with it hipsters, you may be a metrosexual."

You know you want to find out more....so click here and take the test

Don't worry...Derek Jeter, David Beckham, and Mike Modano are Metrosexual...

Here's a short list of famous guys that are.

This has to be the greatest invention I've seen since the glow in the dark toilet seat.

It's a Toilet Seat that has LED's going all around it. This is so great.

Check it out!!

Now you can move the party to the bathroom

*cough* Christmas present *cough*

A buddy at work sent me this lil flash animation today. Basically it's about a "Super Pope" who saves people from demons.

This looks like it's the first episode, calledCan't keep a bad demon down. Could be a smash hit...I sorta felt like I was watching that Dragon Ball Z cartoon for a min...lol.

Can't wait for Episode 2! Maybe he'll "Power up" or something to that effect.

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man below says: "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude."

"You must be an engineer" says the balloonist.

"I am" replies the man. "How did you know."

"Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."

The man below says "You must be a manager."

"I am" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."

Two guys rob a store, they burst out the door running as they hear the sirens of cop cars coming closer. The two dive into two separate bushes hoping they won't get caught. Soon the cop cars stop near the bushes and the two robbers hearing foot steps grow more nervous. A cop then grabs one of the guys out the bush laughing "Busted". As he drags the robber off he looks back shaking his head in shame... "Come on John!!!!!!!!" he screams "They got US!"

hmm funny funny, i feel I gota contribute:

First and foremost, my funny **** archive
http://home.earthlink.net/~ti_zakit/

Ur gonna have to click funny **** cause forum would mess up the link. (most of the stuff u guys have probably seen already.

and last, the first chapter of Brain Droppings By George Carlin
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/boo...ayonly=CHP#CHP

Think im gonna buy that one, though I've read the whole think 5 times.

Oh wait, an exerpt of Napalm and Sillyputty. ( I already have this one)

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/boo...ayonly=CHP#CHP

lol thanks bro, gonna go through the stuff you posted in a lil bit

Time for another joke!



While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"

"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"

To view Part II of this weeks funnies click here