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Old 18-September-03, 10:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Bit of downtime...

Yeah, I'll soon be going down with hard drive swap, gonna set up everything on this rig, do the enum key trick, and move it all set up save for drivers.

While I'm doing that, my new Logitech keyboard will be getting the base, top and clear treatment as all my other stuff has. Second day, void the warranty. It's a theme here.

Rules for Dating the Customers!

1. If they're hot, you can work on it there, but take lots of breaks and make it look like you're really busy.

2. I accept cash, check, and personal favor.

3. Kayin's rule of thumb. How hot you are often determines how much you know about your computer. You may not have to act busy, you may really be.

4. If you take it back to your place, use mood lighting. It really works when contrasted with a cathode lit case.

5. Your rig, while an advertisement, can also get you chicks if you set it up with DVD, a good surround system, and a keyboard that doubles as a remote.

6. Advertise your rig. Tell women that you can do everything that these chumps need four or five boxes for with one better-looking one.

7. Don't accept favors for heavy system work. It just doesn't work that way.

8. There are times when the most prudent of us will say, "nope, aint worth it. Either date her or repair the computer."

9. Choose wisely. If you fix her computer now, she may be nice later. If you date her now, and break up, no work for you.

10. If you build for one you're dating, be sure of them before you give it to them. If you keep it and they break up with you, free rig. In some cases.

Don't ask how I know, I just do. I've got paint fumes to inhale, folks. Peace...
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Old 19-September-03, 12:57 AM   #2 (permalink)
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kayin i know how it is with women and computers, i aleready told my g/f she will know all the ins and outs of coumputers before we even think about getting married lol

i thought about sending her pieces to a computer and having her build it piece by piece herself. I can't always be there (especially now that she has moved from three miles away to 817 miles away somewhere in Tennessee) when something breaks on her rig
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