Last week's pic:



And the winners are:

3rd Place (1 point) - J-Dogg's homage to Marlen Perkins Link
2nd Place (2 points) - Nerdz's opposable thumbs (#2) Link
1st Place (3 points) - RedRozeWolF's happy days Link

So the standings are:

1st: RedRozeWolF (8 points)
2nd: Beachbum86 (6 points)
3rd: JDogg (4 points)
Tied for 4th: Chairman666, Godling, Nerdz, & Peng Lord (2 points)
Tied for 7th: Captain, FunkyFresh, Graaille, & Gzim (1 point)

And now...

An image that has changed media as we know in in the USA...



... or at least the image BEFORE the image that changed media as we know it

This contest will self destruct as of Tuesday, April 4th at Midnight Eastern Time.

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It doesn't need a fake caption,
Timberlake: "I'm gonna have you naked by the end of this song"

Janet thinking to herself: "You are my sunshine..."

What REALLY happened during the half-time show...

Prior to the show, still heartbroken over his breakup with Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake spent countless hours trying to get into Janet Jackson's pant, getting shot down at each attempt.

Timberlake, with one last attempt during the show has an idea...
Justin Timberlake: Come on Janet, It's this big around, I swear.
Janet Jackson: OK, I guess.

Timberlake, unable to control himself, wait until they reached the safety of his dressing room, got a little carried away, and you all know the rest.

Justin: Is that cologne i smell on you?
Janet: Nope just the smell of bad press....

Is it too late for me to try???

Janet (in a soft, hypnotizing voice): Ooooh Justin, after the Superbowl, mommy will show you how to behave with whips, lace, and leather involved. How does that sound?

Justin: Damn man, I still can't get over the fact that Ashton punk'd me.

(off topic, I just noticed I had a mispelling on my otehr post..)

justin -Dam girl You got some Tig ol bitties!
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Janet- Justin, I have something to tell you...
Justing-What is it my big boobied friend?
Janet- I am Micheal Jackson!
Justin- NOOOO!!!
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*Edited for content* - Gumby
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*Edited for content* - Gumby

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Justin- Im gumby..
Janet- mmm oh yes you are

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Justin- Are your breast for sale? They are pretty nice.
Janet- Sure, Just let me take my shirt off and say it was a wardrobe malfunction.
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Justin- The internet is for porn, The internet is for porn grab your *BLEEP* and double click porn porn ponr.
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Justin- Justin Doesnt Need sutitles
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Justin as Chuck Norris! Starring Michael Jackson as Janet Jackson!

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Justin- Haha Look at those n00bs out there!
Janet- HAHA Look at that guy! Hes on the internet!
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Janet- Omfg Haxxor, Someone haxxored my suit!
Justin- Someone set us up the bomb?
Janet- Yes! I dont think we have much time to surivie, Maybe we should make our time!
Voice in background- Main screen turn on
Justin- It is you!
FCC- How are you gentle men? All your boobs are belong to us
Janet- Boobs? Noo! They couldnt have
(wooshing sound)
Janet- AHH! My breast! They are exposed!
Justin- For Great Justice, Move Zig.

Don't the rules limit each participant to three entries, one entry per post?

Whocares, some of them where funny

Janet's thoughts: "Gee, I hope this suit stays in one piece..."

Janet: Its really hot in this leather thing, Justin could you help me out?

The celebrity plot for making 12 year old girls wardrobe sluty and the modern technology of the clapper were combined to strip off clothing with the snap of ones fingers.


2. "It was a wardrobe malfunction!!!!!"

Justin- (thinks to himself) "hmm what would boost my record sales more......cut a hole in her pants butt cheaks, or showing her breastises"

Janet- (thinks to herself) "hmm what would boost my record sales more....pants justin, or tell him to pull off my shirt"

Justin - "Ok, so when you're holding the baton in a relay event keep your hand like this when you run, be sure to keep your breathing steady and remember to move your arms in a cheek to.......HEY!! Your shirt has buttons all over it!"

Janet - "Mmhmm....it was meant for the shine of the lights and to have some contrast to this black leather.."

Justin - "O RLY?!?!"

*rrrrrrrip*

Janet - "NO WAI !!!"

Justin - "Hehehehe..... YA RLY!!"

Quote: Originally Posted by Peng Lord Don't the rules limit each participant to three entries, one entry per post?

Yes, and believe me, I do feel your pain, but we must limit it to your BEST 3 entries...

And try to keep it PG-13.

Justin: Psst... Janet
Janet: What?
Justin: I just got a BRILLIANT idea...
Janet: Brilliant!

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Justin: Jan, did I tell you I was a track & field star in high school?
Janet: No, what was your event?
Justin: Javelin toss. See you run up with a big spear like this...

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Justin thinking to himself: Indy wonders how much this golden idol weighs... let me take out some sand... duh dadadunnnnn... duh dadaduunnnn... dah dadadaaaaa!!!!! *rip*

Justin: What the hell is that smell ?!
Janet: Thats me about to shock America, and make the half-time shows suck even more!

Justin: quick, while she's not looking, i'll smell her hair...

Janet: If you do this you are gonna get banned.

Here we have shown 2 rare species:
Justin-sucks-at-singing-ous
Janet-needs-alife-ous

*more to come, have to think about this one*


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Justin: Janet, theres a pull string on your back with a tag on it.
Janet: What's the tag say?
Justin: Pull to boost ratings.
Janet: Pull it, let's see what is does.