Spring Caption Contest - Round 6 - Page 2

lobey · 01-April-06, 08:16 PM

Is that Arctic Silver 5 I smell?

Graaille · 02-April-06, 10:03 AM

When false reality meets real stupidity.....

Justin: Hmmm, just got thru watching MIB 1&2, and her brother is agent M. Hmmmm, is that a trap door I see? With a hint of metal? I'll expose her to the world as an alien, and I'll be even more famous!

Graaille · 02-April-06, 10:06 AM

Voice over guy:

"This is Janet Jackson. We've secretly replaced her normal performing leather top with new Folger's 'Maternity Nursing Leather' top without her knowledge. Lets see if she notices....."

Graaille · 02-April-06, 10:10 AM

In the post mortem of the event, it was discovered that the costume designer had been watching too much Mythbusters, DIY network, Junkyard wars, and Robot wars.

He came up with the idea to make a costume voice activated, that responded to simple commands by adjusting the part requested. Fortunately, the circuits fused due to sweat and heat after the song lyric "write it down" had been sung. We never got to see the results of "left it behind", and it was agreed that the holding back of suprise guests Pink and Wang Chung was a good idea.

AntiM · 02-April-06, 09:26 PM

Leather bustier with a break away front $700.00
No talent boy band has been. $Union Scale$
Pasties $15.00
Future record sales $0

A puplic that isn't fooled for a second by the lamest publicity stunt ever....priceless.

post_break · 03-April-06, 07:43 PM

Dont mean to burst your bubble but that was no pastie...

z0mbi3 · 04-April-06, 07:36 AM

Controversially Janet and Justin perform live in the form of they're favourite movie characters.

One appears as a character from Hellraiser and the other from X-Men. Can you guess which ones?

beachbum86 · 05-April-06, 07:31 AM

awwww crap i had another one i thought of that is funny.....too late

02-April-06, 10:03 AM		#22 (permalink)
Graaille Apex Master Tech	#1 When false reality meets real stupidity..... Justin: Hmmm, just got thru watching MIB 1&2, and her brother is agent M. Hmmmm, is that a trap door I see? With a hint of metal? I'll expose her to the world as an alien, and I'll be even more famous!

02-April-06, 10:06 AM		#23 (permalink)
Graaille Apex Master Tech	#2 (Must have been around in late '70's to understand) Voice over guy: "This is Janet Jackson. We've secretly replaced her normal performing leather top with new Folger's 'Maternity Nursing Leather' top without her knowledge. Lets see if she notices....."

02-April-06, 10:10 AM		#24 (permalink)
Graaille Apex Master Tech	#3 In the post mortem of the event, it was discovered that the costume designer had been watching too much Mythbusters, DIY network, Junkyard wars, and Robot wars. He came up with the idea to make a costume voice activated, that responded to simple commands by adjusting the part requested. Fortunately, the circuits fused due to sweat and heat after the song lyric "write it down" had been sung. We never got to see the results of "left it behind", and it was agreed that the holding back of suprise guests Pink and Wang Chung was a good idea.

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01-April-06, 08:16 PM		#21 (permalink)
lobey Apex Tech Fanatic	Is that Arctic Silver 5 I smell?

02-April-06, 09:26 PM		#25 (permalink)
AntiM Aqua Pimp	Leather bustier with a break away front $700.00 No talent boy band has been. $Union Scale$ Pasties $15.00 Future record sales $0 A puplic that isn't fooled for a second by the lamest publicity stunt ever....priceless.

03-April-06, 07:43 PM		#26 (permalink)
post_break I Drive A Mac	Dont mean to burst your bubble but that was no pastie...

04-April-06, 07:36 AM		#27 (permalink)
z0mbi3 Apex Tech Maniac	Controversially Janet and Justin perform live in the form of they're favourite movie characters. One appears as a character from Hellraiser and the other from X-Men. Can you guess which ones?

05-April-06, 07:31 AM		#28 (permalink)
beachbum86 Apex Tech God	awwww crap i had another one i thought of that is funny.....too late