Ever experience an instant and totally unexpected orgasm?

Oh, I'm not talking about having a problem with premature issues. For those of you that haven't reached puberty yet, imagine catching the 72nd home run ball from Barry Bonds, winning a free year of pizza from Pizza Hut, being able to watch a Disney movie without crying, never having to go back to Jr. High, and being able to jump from ledge to ledge on the wind level of Mortal Kombat without ever falling.

What am I talking about?

Since moving to Indianapolis about two years ago, I've been denied. I've been living life without. It has been nothing but pure torture. I feel that I would rather be dragged across two miles of broken glass strung out across the salt flats of Utah hogtied to a truck bumper. I'd rather have my toenails ripped from my toes while the local drunk attempts to perform heart sugery with a dull butter knife. Shoot, I'd rather see Rosie O'Donnel naked that experience what I've been through the past two years.

It's been terrible. My soul has shriveled up worse than a Sicilian grape. Flowers have lost their intoxicating smell. Children's laughter ring hollow. The sunrise only serves to remind you of another day without it.

Today, I was able to feed the need. I got my fix. I fed the beast within.

You're still wondering what the hell Rob is talking about, huh?

On the 11th of March in the year 2006, Rob was able to locate and consume an extra-large Citrus Squeeze from the world famous Jamba Juice.

...and then the world was at peace.

Until next week, stay safe out there,

Rob

Umm, No. Every orgasm I have either achieved or caused has been totally expected.

WOW your CHEAP and EASY

Congratz man - it's always good to hear someone has found their bliss......




...... and someone called me deranged?! Just kidding yo.

I have to admit I wouldn't achieve and orgasm over that but hey each to there own. Congratulations!

Now I know where you live.

you still had to pay for it......it is so much better when its free.

Shoot, that's it? Hell I would have send you one in the mail in a box with dried ice, you didn't have to come all the way out to LA for that...

Quote: Originally Posted by FeRaL Shoot, that's it? Hell I would have send you one in the mail in a box with dried ice, you didn't have to come all the way out to LA for that...

Now he tells me....

LOL those things are all over here like the pleague.

i like A&W root beer floats btw.

but whatever floats you boat...errrrr, ice creme.


And the corniest one liner of the night goes to .....beachbum86...C'mon down.

I got a boner when I bought my first car. Is that bad or am I just morbidly obsessed with cars?

Quote: Originally Posted by j-dogg I got a boner when I bought my first car. Is that bad or am I just morbidly obsessed with cars?

Both........

I hope you cleaned up after yourself cuz that stuff can get messy


I meant the juice

Quote: Originally Posted by j-dogg I got a boner when I bought my first car. Is that bad or am I just morbidly obsessed with cars?

Depends....What kinda car??? Nah really u are both.

Quote: Originally Posted by chunkysoup I hope you cleaned up after yourself cuz that stuff can get messy I meant the juice

Ever see that SouthPark episode where Cartman takes off his clothes and is rolling around in a pile full of money?

As much as I dont want to ,I'm just gonna leave that one alone rob