Well... it's time to ask myself that question that looms in the minds of everyone from time to time...

"Just what the hell is it I wanna do with the rest of my life?"

Now then... I've come up with a quick test for those of you who are still seeking a career path!

PLEASE NOTE: This isn't overly serious... do NOT base the rest of your life off this crap... if you do, and it works out... let me know (I might try it myself)... if it doesn't, don't come cryin' to me

JOB TEST 1: PERSONALITY:

Do you like people?

A: Yes! I LOVE people... I'm Mr./Mrs. Social!
B: People are cool... at times.
C: I prefer to be alone.
D: People... I'm ashamed to be one of 'em!
E: Where's a baby I can kiss?

WORK ETHIC:

A: I LOVE work! I think about work in my sleep!
B: I like work... it pays the bills.
C: Gotta work to eat... otherwise, I'd stay home.
D: I HATE work... Every day it's the same thing... working for some dumb-ass who makes ten times what I do and he/she sucks!
E: I'm more energetic than the other guy! Unless that's not what you want... then I'm a lazy bum!

SADIST FACTOR:

A: I try to help everyone!
B: I can be cruel when I'm in a bad mood.
C: I'm in a bad mood every day
D: I'd love to see you hung by your nads with a "C" Clamp.
E: People tend to get hurt when I'm around... but I'm not sure why...

ATTITUDE: Personal Motto

A: I do the best with what I've got!
B: I'll deal with it.
C: Look... I'm ON it already! Go AWAY!
D: PISS OFF!
E: If elected, I promise to blah, blah, blah, blah...

ENERGY:

A: I'm a FIREBALL!
B: I'm pretty good... especially if it's something I'm into.
C: I'll get back to you after my nap.
D: Go away... I'm counting the specs on my ceiling.
E: Uhh... Power concerns... power concerns... hold on... I'll find my notes on that...


TOTAL 'EM UP: See which you got the most of, and then read below!

A: You're natural desires to be around people, and your innate ability to want to be helpful and competative... You might consider a job in sales or advertising. You might also try to pick somethin' that makes you famous... that way you'll ALWAYS have people who want to be around you.

B: You like people... but you still value time alone. You're probably introspective, but you can still party. You might consider a career in custruction (as a lot of tasks can be done with or without groups of people), art, computers (again, with or without people) or maybe VP of a company.

C: You're probably going to want to "Try" a little harder at life...
if you don't ditch the "Teenage Angst" angle on life, you're probably not gonna be real happy...

Possible jobs would be Truck Driver (alone a lot, and it doesn't require a lot of movement), School Janitor (kids are afraid of the Janitor in most cases) and maybe Driving Instructor (Dammit! I said turn right! GET OUT OF THE CAR!).

D: Loosen up Boy-o! Yer gonna have to work on them people skills... If you can stand being around people long enough to torment them, you could always try debt collection, lawyer, or get your laughs at the stupidity of mankind by starting your own psychic hotline...

Also, Doctor would be a good choice, as you'd get to hurt people, and they'd thank you for it... at least until the malpractice lawsuits rolled in...

E: You're perfectly suited to Government work...

Vote for me. I'm anticipating I'll run for President (of the United States) in 2024 or 2028. Seriously, that's my life's goal. Vote for me, I won't ban violent games...

Dedeye... that fact alone would surely skyrocket your popularity

You got my vote dedeye runs to the ballots ooh wait a minute it's not time yet.

hell, im not american, i'll vote for you!