Yes... Monica Lewinsky (Yes... THE Monica Lewinsky) has been given her own damn show.

Gotta love it... It shows that bein' a slut CAN get you ahead in the world! Anyway... as I find this all in poor taste (so did she probably... think about it)...

TOP TEN REALITY TV SHOWS I WANNA SEE!

1. Survivor: Los Angeles

Yes, a sure-to-please new season of Survivor! In this season, participants are issued a "nine" (9mm semi-automatic pistol that is) and each side joins up with a gang. The object is to keep from gettin' a cap bust in yo' ass while tryin' to keep it real yo!"

2. Meet My Folks: Chelsey Clinton

Yep, the ex-president's daughter should be a hoot! Nothin' like Bill Clinton, American's swingin' Prez passin' judgement...

3. The Real World: Amish Community

"By God, get that camera out of here! You befoul us all! Get ye gone! Don't make us shun you!"

4. Cops: Mayberry

"Yeah, I started walkin' this beat 50 years ago... not much goes on around here. Wanna donut? Mavis will give us a donut... I like donuts... Have you seen my teeth?"

5. The Bachelor: Deliverence

"The Bachelor" gets more than he bargained for when he meets up with a yokel who wants him to "Squeal like a pig".

6. Fear Factor: Asia

"Well... the locals seem to do these stunts for fun... And the gross-out diet didn't seem to phase them until we offered them a Cheese burger from McDonalds..."

7. Mr. Personality: Think Tank

Yep... submerged with a horde of nerds who make "Professor Frink" look like a cool guy... will she commit suicide, or simply go insane? Find out!

Note: I'd watch that 'un... but Lewinsky blows (she is the host of "Mr Personality").

8. Married by America: Pewee Herman (Paul Reuben)

Poor bastard NEEDs some lovin'... Who will they match him up with?

9. America's Most Talented Kid: Behind the Scenes!

"I want my Mommy!!!!"
"Please don't make me go, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!!"
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!"

10. A day in the Life of a Samurai...

"Uhh.. I go to work... then I come home, and well... I guess I'll write my article now. Maybe I'll play some GTA 3, and I'm gonna finish reading my book til I go to sleep and I'll do it again tomorrow... no it's not a rerun dammit!"

ahahah #10... sounds familiar.

*sigh* reality TV blows Ass!!

It seems is if its taking over amercia, and our cutlture......

Did you know they are making a reality TV network ? It must be a sign of the appoclypse!

i still prefer good old Fake TV you know good shows like, Married With Children, The Simpsons. not all this reality crap...

all i can say is that if i want reality.....
ill turn the damn tv off.

Quote: Originally posted by scapegoat *sigh* reality TV blows Ass!! It seems is if its taking over amercia, and our cutlture...... Did you know they are making a reality TV network ? It must be a sign of the appoclypse!

I'm afraid it blows a WHOLE lot more than ass, m'dear.

My brothers try to get me to watch American Idol, and unfortunately, their pleas worked a couple of times. I'm ashamed to say that I actually tried out for that show. Big mistake. For some reason I thought they'd be impressed by the fact that I sang Schubert's "Ave Maria".. how soon I forgot that they want low-brow pop stars. The pop scene is not for me, anyway. (Doesn't matter though, I'm still going to hell for even trying, if there is a hell, that is.)

As for those other shows, like Joe Millionaire, Mr. Personality, Survivor, and the rest of em. Bah.

You want reality TV? Try watching the news. Doesn't get any more real than that. (Or depressing!) Or go outside or something.

Hey Dark,
w..w..ww...www.......what time is that sirvibers el aye ooo on?
wonder if I cud get tickets to see that life?