Yes... hoping to market off my popularity (I'm doomed), I'm selling limited edition (I ran out of magic markers) "What Would Dark Samurai Do?" posters!

Yes, each one is printed on fine (CHEAP) paper stock, each with my signature (or what passes for it) with a special bonus gift (that being the envelope it comes in).

About to push someone around? About to eat that last slice of pie and ruin your diet? About to make a difficult decision in life?

WHAT WOULD DARKSAMURAI DO? (Yeah, yeah... I'd beat the guy up, eat some pie and grab a nap).

Impress your friends (with your ability to order absolute crap on-line) with this fine poster (Okay... so truth in advertising is on a down-swing).

WWDSD posters also make great gifts (for people you don't like much)... also, what better way to say "I love you" than with the gift of a WWDSD poster (try ANY other way short of violence).

Yes, I'm such a fine, moral, upstanding (demented, cynical, sarcastic, antisocial) citizen, my philosophy is sure to make changes in your life (yep... you'll be out the cost of the poster that you might have bought something cool with)!

Also, putting the WWDSD poster in plain sight will increase confidence (if you're easily manipulated), and peace of mind (whoops.. that should have been "Peice" of mind!)

WWDSD also comes in bumper stickers (to tell people on the road to beware the idiot thinking of What Darksamurai would do on the road... which would be jam the pedal to floor, and flip the bird at the guy riding my ass), embroidered on coats which makes a great conversation peice (that conversation usually begins with "WAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA... DUMBASS!").

Buy WWDSD products today!!!!

Poster (printed on copy paper): $17.99
WWDSD T-SHIRT: $25.99
WWDSD Jacket: $109.99
WWDSD Bumper Sticker $10.99
This Joke: Priceless...

Don't forget the Case Badges

How much is the WWDSD official lifesize samari doll cost? YOu know the one that breaths and signs all of this useless ****.

V4mp... Is it okay if he has an accent? I can't seem to find a 6'2 American kid who can play me with a straight face

DS i'm interested in the Poster and the Jacket lol

im thinking of getting WWDSD tatoo were would be a good spot for that hmm...

Put it on your forehead. bakwards. That way you can be reminded when you brush your hair in the morning..

Nah... put it across your chest the go to the beach... that way when a chick asks you "What does that mean?"

You can say with confidence, "It says "What Would DarkSamurai Do". In this case, I think he'd do you."

For those of you intrested in WWDSD merchendise please visit here

http://www.cafeshops.com/wwdsd

where you can get the ever Popular WWDSD Teddy bear , T-shirt , and of course you gotta have the WWDSD Thong!







More Products Coming soon! Let me know what you want!

(All procedes going to the get Scapegoat a new computer fund)

Quote: Originally posted by Buzz_4_20 Don't forget the Case Badges

I dont know if i can do a case badge , but how bout a mouse pad?

Yah that is fine if he has an accident, he just needs to be prepared to clean it up.

Wow, Dark's little joke has kind of ballooned. I just may get the thong myself.

Quote: Wow, Dark's little joke has kind of ballooned

Now there's a thought BA ... Darksam prophylactics

Quote: Originally posted by Darksamurai Poster (printed on copy paper): $17.99 WWDSD T-SHIRT: $25.99 WWDSD Jacket: $109.99 WWDSD Bumper Sticker $10.99 This Joke: Priceless...

BWAHAHAHAHA... too bad you didnt file for a Copyright Dark

Ill undercut your prices!

WWDSD Bumper sticker! 2.49!!

Scape... heard of the net protection act? Don't think you're keepin' the proceeds from these guys buying WWDSD thongs and rubbers!!!

DAMN! Ok, how much do i owe ya in royalties ? Im flexible, im sure we can work out a deal that is Amicable to both parties :p

You know, I would hope that the question WWDSD on a rubber would answer itself.