Well gang... everyone who has ever spent time in the chat rooms has probably wondered about if the person they're talking to is REALLY of the opposite sex..

Here to help ya out, DarkSamurai's top ten ways to tell!

TOP TEN WARNING SIGNS YOUR ONLINE LOVE IS ACTUALLY THE SAME SEX AS YOU!

MALE:

1. "She's" saying everything a guy would dream about... Most women have NOT made their cute room-mates love slaves... and they probably DON'T like stuff that is considered a felony in the bedroom...

2. Beware women who say they're drop-dead sexy and give their measurements in "perfect" dimensions... Unless you've TALKED to them on a web-cam, keep a doubt!

3. Women usually know a diaphram is a method of birth control.. NOT just a part of the body.

4. Usually... women with self proclaimed huge chests... do NOT talk about long-distance jogging.

5. Most women who actually ARE gay don't talk to men about their personal affairs... they usually stop sleeping with us for a REASON...



FEMALE:

1. "He" seems to know more details about a woman's body than a guy ever would! (although he could be a doctor...)

2. "He" says things like "I'm very petite"...

3. Men do NOT have "That time of the month"... unless it's the end of the month bills...

4. Men don't say things like, "I just went shopping for the CUTEST hat!"... we also don't say crap like, "I was about to buy a pair of pants, but I thought they made my butt look too big!"

5. Most men will want to know your measurements... not if you're a "cuddler" or not....

That is the main reason I don't go into chat rooms.
Everything could be a lie!
My wife plays in yahoo domino tournaments all the time, man you should here the stories comeing from that place.Its worse than a dam soap opera.
They even found out that a girl of 12 was flirting and cybering with alot of guys in there too.

The only thing more entertaining then being the fool who thinks that you are talking to some of the opposite sex when it is not. Is when you watching someone else (in a chatroom) trying to chat with someone that they think is of the opposite sex and you know (because you know them) that this person is not of the oposite sex. - FUNNY!!

You know what the best way to avoid this? REAL RELATIONSHIPS

Slick... there's humor I just don't get... probably a homosexual and/or gender issue that guides someone to do somethin' warped like that.

I've said it many times, and DarkSamurai did to - don't believe anything without a webcam, and even then, take it with a grain of salt til you see blood work proving "she" doesn't have synthetic hormones and plastic surgery scars.

this pic says it all

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Red......... thats the most disgusting thing i've ever seen.. it also bothers me that you have that pic

LOL i found it browsing another forum.

Quote: Originally posted by Red02 LOL i found it browsing another forum.

Yea, sure dude

Quote: Originally posted by Darksamurai ...FEMALE: 2. "He" says things like "I'm very petite"... ....

haha come on, I can't be the only one that always says that....and that I have to watch my hour glass figure

ROFL