Top Ten: OWNED!

Darksamurai · 18-April-03, 07:30 PM

Okay... so if you've played any multiplayer game... you've probably faced off against someone who has KICKED YOUR ASS...

Still... there is the guy with no reflexes, no moves and his will to survive is equal to a guy who just discovered his "Emotion Lotion" bottle was filled with hydrocholoric acid...

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE OWNED!

1. Everytime you get fragged, you have a hotkey that puts up "thank you sir! May I have another?"

2. Your nickname is "smear-boy"

3. Your favorite weapon is something that doesn't require a lot of aiming...

4. You've been called a camper... and you still have the lowest kill count.

5. You've modded your chacter to always be carrying a white flag...

6. Your friends call you "The Frenchman" 'cause you never win!

7. You have a damage multiplier, you're invisible... and you STILL get owned by a guy named "N00bie13495"!

8. You're battlecry is "Please don't hurt me!"

9. If you luck out, the rest of the players rag on the guy who got fragged by YOU!

10. You're asked by the best player to be a human shield... or he'll make sure to build his kill-count on solely fraggin' your sorry ass!

FoeHammer · 18-April-03, 07:36 PM

The first words you type to others always begin with..."How do you...........?", and you die soon afterwards.

MeMyth · 18-April-03, 07:54 PM

Now I know why I stopped playing multiplayer games...

Sk8forMaple · 18-April-03, 08:51 PM

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	Everytime you get fragged, you have a hotkey that puts up "thank you sir! May I have another?"

OMG thats an awesome idea!

Peng Lord · 18-April-03, 10:53 PM

11. You've ever blamed your DSL/Cable modem's "lag" for your inability to score any points in a 3 round Quake match...

...Just my input

18-April-03, 07:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
Darksamurai Sam-Hoe-rai N-Hoe-mad Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Helena, MT Posts: 5,976	Top Ten: OWNED! Okay... so if you've played any multiplayer game... you've probably faced off against someone who has KICKED YOUR ASS... Still... there is the guy with no reflexes, no moves and his will to survive is equal to a guy who just discovered his "Emotion Lotion" bottle was filled with hydrocholoric acid... TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE OWNED! 1. Everytime you get fragged, you have a hotkey that puts up "thank you sir! May I have another?" 2. Your nickname is "smear-boy" 3. Your favorite weapon is something that doesn't require a lot of aiming... 4. You've been called a camper... and you still have the lowest kill count. 5. You've modded your chacter to always be carrying a white flag... 6. Your friends call you "The Frenchman" 'cause you never win! 7. You have a damage multiplier, you're invisible... and you STILL get owned by a guy named "N00bie13495"! 8. You're battlecry is "Please don't hurt me!" 9. If you luck out, the rest of the players rag on the guy who got fragged by YOU! 10. You're asked by the best player to be a human shield... or he'll make sure to build his kill-count on solely fraggin' your sorry ass! __________________ “A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.” - Lao Tzu

18-April-03, 07:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
FoeHammer P-Hoe-lice Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Cybertron Posts: 1,179	The first words you type to others always begin with..."How do you...........?", and you die soon afterwards. __________________ "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings." - Optimus Prime

18-April-03, 07:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
MeMyth Apex Master Tech Apprentice Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Waco, Tx Posts: 219	Now I know why I stopped playing multiplayer games... __________________ Last edited by MeMyth; 18-April-03 at 08:36 PM.

18-April-03, 10:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
Peng Lord Apex Tech Maniac Supreme Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Mich-HOE-gan Posts: 1,057	11. You've ever blamed your DSL/Cable modem's "lag" for your inability to score any points in a 3 round Quake match... ...Just my input __________________ -Thanks to maskedviperus for the cool sig-

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