Okay... so I've taken about 30,000 personality tests in the recent weeks.

Why? I have NO friggin' clue... maybe it's to see if a lame ass test can tell me how great I am (a kind of ego-strokin' thing)... or if my personality can be gauged... or if I'm as cool as I think I am.

Also, not limited to ACTUAL personality tests... I've been told I'm German Shepherd, AC/DC's "Back in Black" and several other inanimate objects that have NO bearing on my life... is this the ultimate in mental masturbation or what?

Still...As personality tests have been all the rage all over the internet almost since it's birth... it's time for a parody. Rock on!

WHAT'S YOUR ALL-AROUND IQ!

EMOTIONAL:

A: I like pushing people's heads into a toilet bowl... if it's been used, the bubbles are in color!!!

B: I'm 30 years old... I live in my parent's basement and I want to be kidnapped by aliens (in between surfing for naughty celebrity pictures)!

C: I'm a well-adjust person... Why would you say I'm not?!? HEY! I'M TALKIN' TO YOU FOUR EYES!

D: She left me... everybody leaves me... leave me alone.

E: I'm SUPER, thanks for asking!!!

MENTAL:

A: 1 and 1 and 1 is three! I learned that from listening to "Come Together" by the Beatles (or Aerosmith).

B: I shall now begin calculating "Pi" down to it's 1,000th decimal place... here goes... 3.14159265...

C: 42 * 3... uhh... don't tell me... uhhh... SCREW THIS! I'm smarter than you!

D: Yes... I can calculate math... I understand advanced concepts... now run along.

E: I don't know! WOOHOOOOOOOOOOO! PARTAY!

PHYSICAL:

A: I like TV... jogging around is for those people who can't drive a car!

B: My body is a temple... the temple of Doom.

C: If you're saying I'm out of shape, I'll get INTO shape by kicking your skinny ass up and down the block!

D: I forget to eat sometimes... I forget to sleep...

E: Dude... I got a beer belly... but chicks dig lovehandles!

SOCIAL:

A: I like people... I like hurting them. It's funny!

B: My AD&D group says I'm their coolest member!

C: People are MORONS!

D: Leave me alone... I don't like people.

E: People! I like people! It's just not sex without 'em!

SEXUAL:

A: Heh, heh... You said "Sex"

B: Does fantasizing about the female cast of "Star Trek" count?

C: Yeah, I'm drillin' yer sister! Don't ask me 'bout my business again!

D: I remember sex... it's an expression of love... until you get some horrible disease and die.

E: Sex? WHERE?!?

SCORES: Total for every letter... then read below:

A: You're an idiot... Go stand naked over a blender... C'mon... I dare you!

TOTAL IQ SCORE: -15

B: You need to put down that "Klingon" dictionary. Aside from the fact you're probably a mental force to be reckoned with... you're emotionally a lost cause.

Smart people should procreate... you're probably not gonna impress anyone with your vulcan ears and a house that looks like an abandoned fast food place.

TOTAL IQ SCORE: 50 (MAJOR loss from emotional and sexual categories).

C: You're a little too aggressive... and by "little" I mean go talk to your doctor about Valium... or Prozac... or whatever the latest calmative is... you need it!

TOTAL IQ SCORE: 20 (let's face it... you're kind of an asshole).

D: Aside from the fact you're probably a "Goth" wanna-be, or you're just depressing in general.. you probably are fairly intelligent. The name of the game is trying to bring some joy into your life... and by "joy" I mean a kinky dominatrix named "Joy"...

TOTAL IQ SCORE: 50

E: Wow... you're a ray of sunshine! People hate your guts 'cause your just too damn happy. Aside from the fact you're probably a party animal... you're not real bright. Or if you ARE fairly bright... you don't use it.

TOTAL IQ SCORE: 45 (just 'cause you piss me off).

NOTE: This test was NOT designed by a PHD, or someone faking it... it was designed by an overly sarcastic Samurai with too much time on his hands... this is not an accurate guage of your personality.... for entertainment purposes only... Miss Cleo was NOT consulted.... all rights reserved... copywrite... patented... other legal mumbo-jumbo....

ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.

A passive Goth. So you use felt behind those heavy necklaces to reduce skin irritation.

You are definitely one of a kind Ana.

Quote: Originally posted by BigAkita A passive Goth. So you use felt behind those heavy necklaces to reduce skin irritation. You are definitely one of a kind Ana.

LOL!! Heavy necklaces? Naaah. I've been wearing dog tags for a couple of months, actually. Light, and quiet.

I have to wear them under my shirts though, because people like to run up to me and say "COOOOL! Dog tags!! What do they say?!" and it gets annoying when they're grabbing at my chest area to try to read them.

One of a kind? Meee? Well, in some ways, I guess I am. ^_^ Thanks! (I'm hoping you meant that in a good way.. lol)

It is in a good way.