Today, I've come up with an idea that could potentially become the best crime-solving apperatus since the Lie Detector!

So... what's my idea?

A "Personality Test" on the internet.... it would look like this:

TEST A:

1. Do you have any tattoos?
2. What nationality are you?
3. What do you like doing?
4. What is your favorite color?
5. Have you ever commited a crime?
6. Was it a violent crime?
7. Do you like ice cream?
8. Do you do drugs?
9. What is the worst thing you've ever done?
10. Do you like personality tests?

Now then... I've seen tests with these questions... moving on:

TEST B (For the real morons)

1. Where did you hide the body?
2. If you were caught by the police... would you sign a confession?
3. Do you think Laywers are unnecessary?
4. Do you like the color "Orange"
5. Have you even dreamt of having forced sexual relations with a member of the same sex?
6. Please list the crimes you've commited.
7. Were there others involved in this crime?
8. Have you ever wanted to "Ride the Lightning"?
9. If the police raided your house... how would you escape?
10. Have you ever wanted to see an excecution up close?

*SUBMIT ANSWERS*


NOTICE (This would be in a TINY font down at the bottom)... "All answers belong to the National Police Intelligence Aparatus (NPIA). These answers can be used against you in a court of law, you will forfeit your right to an attorny and wave your right to remain silent by click the "Submit Answers" button. You will also agree to let Police officers search your home, person, and "cavities". Also, by the law statute of 2004, this form of questioning is not "entrapment". Have a nice day.

In normal font: "DONATIONS BY PAYPAL ACCEPTED!"

1. Do you have any tattoos?
Not at the moment
2. What nationality are you?
American
3. What do you like doing?
Gynecology
4. What is your favorite color?
pink
5. Have you ever commited a crime?
Yes
6. Was it a violent crime?
Yes
7. Do you like ice cream?
Yes
8. Do you do drugs?
Does Motrin count?
9. What is the worst thing you've ever done?
Answer this test
10. Do you like personality tests?
No, I would never do one

LMAO DS and Duck, although you should leave in the original:

7. Do you like Ice Cream?

Throws 'em off guard hehe

"Oooohh, Ice Cream, maybe they'll gimmie some after I finish this stupid test... Uh, yep, The basement window, and uh, yes! Now where is it? Hey, what's with the handcuffs?"

1. Yes
2. My tattoo shows that
3. My tattoo shows that
4. My tattoo sh9ws that
5. My tattoo shows that
6. My tattoo shows that
7. My tattoo shows that
8. My tattoo shows that
9. My tattoo shows that
10. No.

1. Do you have any tattoos?
no
2. What nationality are you?
american
3. What do you like doing?
playing on my computer
4. What is your favorite color?
silicon green
5. Have you ever commited a crime?
i have illegal software
6. Was it a violent crime?
i got made wen the cd key gen didnt work
7. Do you like ice cream?
mmm
8. Do you do drugs?
no
9. What is the worst thing you've ever done?
one time i got a lil zap from my psu
10. Do you like personality tests
whats a personalitiy test

The "Organized Crime" answers.

1. Do you have any tattoos? Who's askin'?
2. What nationality are you? Italian American
3. What do you like doing? I don't like doing nothin'... I don't go nowhere and I don't do nothin'.
4. What is your favorite color? Green (like da bills we collect for "Protection")
5. Have you ever commited a crime? Who's commited a crime 'ere? Hey, Paulie! Someone mighta commited a crime... ain't dat a shame!
6. Was it a violent crime? I ain't sayin' nothin' til my lawyer Vinny "The Weasel" Cipriano gets here.
7. Do you like ice cream? What the hell does that have to do with anythin' 'ere?
8. Do you do drugs? Whoah! Who said anything about drugs? I know nothin' 'bout nothin'!
9. What is the worst thing you've ever done? I slept with your sister and yo' mother in same night without cleanin' up in between. WTF kinda question is that? Who the hell is this guy?
10. Do you like personality tests: I ain't answerin' that.

LOL sounds like fat tony from simpsons.

1. Do you have any tattoos?
Not that i am aware of O_o
2. What nationality are you?
Capra Maximus
3. What do you like doing?
Grazing, Eating, Grazing, Eating, Grazing, Eating........................0_o
4. What is your favorite color?
Blue... no wait! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
5. Have you ever commited a crime?
Does Jaywalking count?
6. Was it a violent crime?
nope
7. Do you like ice cream?
MMMMM ice creammmmmmmmmm...... Only if its Chocalate Chip Cookie dough!
8. Do you do drugs?
MMMMM druuuuggggsssss...... Only if its Chocalate Chip Cookie dough!
9. What is the worst thing you've ever done?
I ate my paycheck
10. Do you like personality tests?
O_o what are those?

1. Do you have any tattoos?
more than i have fingers

2. What nationality are you?
Why? do you think i'm funny?....funny how? funny ha-ha or funny peculiar?
C'MON ANSWER ME!!!! WHY YOU TINK I'M FUNNY??????

3. What do you like doing?
well, i like to walk up behind people all quiet like and....HEY! is that a microphone???? c'mere you little ******* i'm gonna ***** **** *** *****!!!!!!

4. What is your favorite color?
red....blood red......

5. Have you ever commited a crime?
i tink you need to ask my lawyer friend

6. Was it a violent crime?
uh,my lawyer friend said,uh,no

7. Do you like ice cream?
wut kinda question is dat?...ice cream,heh,..uhmm yeh...AND DON'T YOU BE REPEATIN DAT NEITHER!!!!

8. Do you do drugs?
uhmmm...define "do"

9. What is the worst thing you've ever done?
whudda you tryin to say??????

10. Do you like personality tests?
whudda you sayin? i got no personality???you tink i cant pass no test???

This thread reminds me of something that an airbrush artist told me.

" A good friend will bail you out of jail. But your best friend will be sitting in the cell next to you laughing and saying, 'DUDE THAT WAS AWesOMe".

1. Do you have any tattoos? Nope
2. What nationality are you? American
3. What do you like doing? Skateboarding dude..
4. What is your favorite color? Blue
5. Have you ever commited a crime? umm.. does trespassing count?
6. Was it a violent crime? well.. after that kid fell and my front truck landed on his face.. there was a bit of blood but i told the police i'd clean it up
7. Do you like ice cream? yep
8. Do you do drugs? not as of late lol
9. What is the worst thing you've ever done? I took a cookie from the cookie jar without my mommy's permission
10. Do you like personality tests? sure

Now then... I've seen tests with these questions... moving on:

TEST B (For the real morons)

1. Where did you hide the body? Its umm.. in my bed
2. If you were caught by the police... would you sign a confession? Probably
3. Do you think Laywers are unnecessary? only the ones on tv
4. Do you like the color "Orange" it looks tacky on me
5. Have you even dreamt of having forced sexual relations with a member of the same sex? Well there was this one time where i dreamt that Tom Delonge from Blink 182 was stripping for me lol
6. Please list the crimes you've commited. Just Trespassing
7. Were there others involved in this crime? Yea.. that kid i landed on
8. Have you ever wanted to "Ride the Lightning"? Is that like some sick rail downtown or something?
9. If the police raided your house... how would you escape? I'd ollie out my back window
10. Have you ever wanted to see an excecution up close?probably would be interesting

Sk8... 2 things...

1. "Ride the Lightning" is a slang expression for "getting executed in the electric chair".

2.

Quote: 5. Have you even dreamt of having forced sexual relations with a member of the same sex? Well there was this one time where i dreamt that Tom Delonge from Blink 182 was stripping for me lol

Seek therapy... you have issues

And finally... 'cause my brain is fried from playing with Linux stuff all day...

1. Do you have any tattoos? No
2. What nationality are you? euro trash in an american bag. (that makes me sound sexy doesn't it?)
3. What do you like doing? What sounds like a good idea at the time
4. What is your favorite color? Metallic red or blue
5. Have you ever commited a crime? Uhh... several? Mostly moving violations
6. Was it a violent crime? "I could never kill someone... unless they pissed me off!" -Eric Cartman.
7. Do you like ice cream? Sure.
8. Do you do drugs? Caffeine in high amounts.
9. What is the worst thing you've ever done? Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to...
10. Do you like personality tests? Sure

Now then... I've seen tests with these questions... moving on:

TEST B (For the real morons)

1. Where did you hide the body? I dumped it into a coffin that was about to be buried. Yeah, it was a tight fit with the other body already in there, but all things are possible with a good, sharp knife, some duct tape and a blender...
2. If you were caught by the police... would you sign a confession? Hell no. I might have an appeal I can get off on a technicality later!
3. Do you think Laywers are unnecessary? The rules seem to dicate you pay a person who can lie better than you can.
4. Do you like the color "Orange": No.
5. Have you even dreamt of having forced sexual relations with a member of the same sex? Of the same sex? Nope... I did have this one dream where I was in a women's prison though... wish I could have that one again
6. Please list the crimes you've commited. There isn't enough space...
7. Were there others involved in this crime?: Yes... go arrest them. Who? Uhh... letsee... who am I pissed off at right now
8. Have you ever wanted to "Ride the Lightning"? I like lightning... although being cooked to a turn isn't on my "list of things to do"
9. If the police raided your house... how would you escape? I'd bribe them (ain't I the cynical one).
10. Have you ever wanted to see an excecution up close? Not really.... unless I was carrying it out of course...

DS man i knew what you were talking about.. i answered that as a "true skater" lol

Quote: Originally posted by Darksamurai Sk8... 1. "Ride the Lightning" is a slang expression for "getting executed in the electric chair".

Texas affectionately calls their electric chair "Old Sparky"!

TEST A:

1. Do you have any tattoos? No
2. What nationality are you? American
3. What do you like doing? Hmmmm...Girls with nice T & A!
4. What is your favorite color? Silver!
5. Have you ever commited a crime? Yes, speeding, exibition of speed (peeling out in front of a cop with my 1965 Mustang oops), peeing out of the 7th floor lobby window while drunk at my dorm, racing around town with no head lights on trying to loose some wacko following me, and blowing stuff up with M1000's.
6. Was it a violent crime? Nope, just innocent fun
7. Do you like ice cream? Nope
8. Do you do drugs? Nope
9. What is the worst thing you've ever done? Not a clue.
10. Do you like personality tests? Yes, I just took one!