Top Ten: Type "A" signs!

Darksamurai · 08-April-03, 04:30 PM

Well gang... your ol' pal the Samurai has pulled all of the below... time to either sign up for nascar, or listen to new-age music while driving I guess...

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE A "TYPE A" DRIVING STYLE:

1. You'll do 70 miles an hour to pass someone who pissed you off... in a 25 MPH zone... especially if the dumb-ass thinks he may want to race YOU when you move to pass.

2. You've passed emergency vehicles... with their flashers on.

3.You've contemplated passing police officers who are already doing over the speed limit.

4. You thought the "Fast and the Furious" could have used more "Furious".

5. You get pissed off when people do ONLY the speed limit.

6. Pedestrians, Bicyclers and protest marches only serve to REALLY piss you off 'cause where-as you may or may not agree with their cause, or you know it's a healthy life choice... they can DO IT OFF THE DAMN ROAD!

7. You thought the "Dukes of Hazzard" were wussies.

8. When buying a new car.... you ask the salesman if it has good gas milage, what kind of warranty is available... oh yeah, and can it outrun the FBI.

9. You find GTA relaxing because you can drive however the hell you want to for a change!

10. You plan on teaching your offspring how to do J-turns, 180s and how to develop a "kill-switch" for their brake-lights...

Peng Lord · 08-April-03, 04:51 PM

What's wrong with all this, really. I swear Michigan Driver's Ed requires you meet these requirements before getting your license.

Miststlkr · 08-April-03, 06:58 PM

not bad there Sammy

though i have to say the only one i haven't at least considered was passing an emergency vehicle (assuming you mean one that is on the road on the way to an emergency

i've passed plenty that were on the side of the road with their lights on.....

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Darksamurai · 08-April-03, 07:13 PM

Mist... I passed an ambulance... in motion... doin' over 90 miles an hour...

I think it's time for me to realize I have a problem with speed

Iateronmly · 08-April-03, 07:15 PM

I'm guilty of every one of those other than 2. I HAVE passed a cop while they were above the speed limit, and have infact DRAFTED a cop car. "I love anything fast enough to do something stupid in"

Miststlkr · 08-April-03, 07:26 PM

LOL.. i have redline feaver too, but i seem to at least have it under control.. sometimes.. i can say i have never let myself pass a cop or an ambulance.. i've WANTED to pass cops, but never have...

Sammy Hagar said it best

Red02 · 08-April-03, 07:30 PM

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	5. You get pissed off when people do ONLY the speed limit.

GOD THEY PISS ME OFF

HappyCamper · 08-April-03, 08:24 PM

Hehe...I raced a Ford Ranger in my Ford Escort....smoked him...I'm definitly a type-a.

SirDavisCarrots · 08-April-03, 09:02 PM

haha uhhhh um i cut cops off all the time i swrive in and out of traffic stop signs/lights mean nothing to me and i cut pplz off ohh and sometimes my car finds its way on the shoulder cuz both the cars are going tooo slow also on the side walks sometimes i like in a GTA world cept no kills haha and i never got pulled over! uhh umm yeah dont drive in my area! as in my town and surounding towns!

anime-fan-man · 09-April-03, 12:03 AM

Sound like me all the way. I love fast cars, faster computers, and blowing past people at 100+ MPH! This sounds crazy but im just 17 and I love racing but I hate NASCAR, I'm more of a Euro Course Style racer.

scapegoat · 09-April-03, 12:11 AM

Well i guess if you guys are a type A driver, i would have to be somewhere down there in the Type Q or somthing

I always go at or below the speed limit
Always give pedestrians the right of way
And usually let other drivers pass me

Red02 · 09-April-03, 12:36 AM

man i hate my truck right know. its limited to 96mph the govenor kicks in

scapegoat · 09-April-03, 12:40 AM

LOL and did i mention my Honda's never seen over 85?

Red02 · 09-April-03, 12:45 AM

lol i remember my brother had a friends like 90 honda accord, we were coming back from seguin, right past the welcome to seguin sign and he opened it up. man that thing was flying, by the time he hit 130mph that thing was shaking horribly. Man i'll never forget that.

Darksamurai · 09-April-03, 01:00 AM

Scape... when I blur past your window on the freeway, I'll try to wave

The_Lost_Monkey · 09-April-03, 01:18 AM

my first car a '76 ford torino elite
65 mph shook like it was about to blow a part
73 mph smooth as a babys bottom
89 mph shook so hard the mirrors adjusted them selves
105 mph smoothed out like riding on a cushion of air
120+ i got scared and backed off to 75 for the rest of my 55 mile drive but i did complete it in 35 minutes or there about

speedo ended at 120

Sportbilly · 09-April-03, 08:13 AM

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	Originally posted by Darksamurai Mist... I passed an ambulance... in motion... doin' over 90 miles an hour...

Yes, but did you do it in an 18 wheeler? In Ohio?

Sport <----- Ex trucker-trash

Im_gumby · 09-April-03, 08:25 AM

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	5. You get pissed off when people do ONLY the speed limit.

Got you all beat.... I Father drives UNDER THE DAMN SPEED LIMIT!!!!

Going down the expressway in a 70 mph zone at 62!!!

When I mention this to him, how he is disrupting the traffic all around him, his response? - real quote -

"It's the speed limit, that is the upper limit, that doesn't mean you have to drive that fast"

God I hate riding with him!

ducati748r · 09-April-03, 08:30 AM

hahah, i travel at 120 mph all summer long on the freeway. i made it from detroit to chicago in a little over three and half hours, now thats cookin'.

forget the car, get a bike.

Jonny English · 09-April-03, 09:08 AM

What's the 'A' stand for anyway 'Sam ? Arsehole ?

Not that I've never been naughty, as the table below might tell you:

Highest Speed: .......195 [bike]; .......... 215-225 [car]
Fastest Crash: ........ 95-100 [bike]; .....110-120 [car]
Fastest nicking: ..... 157.5 [bike]; ........ n/a [car]

I'd like to say I've slowed down as I've got older ... but I think that's mainly due to the hardware I've been driving/riding recently (a Ford POS & Honda maggot) .... now I've got a car with a bit more poke (a French turbodiesel, but it feels like a rocket after that Ford) I've started fracturing the odd law or two again ....

08-April-03, 04:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
Darksamurai Sam-Hoe-rai N-Hoe-mad Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Helena, MT Posts: 5,976	Top Ten: Type "A" signs! Well gang... your ol' pal the Samurai has pulled all of the below... time to either sign up for nascar, or listen to new-age music while driving I guess... TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE A "TYPE A" DRIVING STYLE: 1. You'll do 70 miles an hour to pass someone who pissed you off... in a 25 MPH zone... especially if the dumb-ass thinks he may want to race YOU when you move to pass. 2. You've passed emergency vehicles... with their flashers on. 3.You've contemplated passing police officers who are already doing over the speed limit. 4. You thought the "Fast and the Furious" could have used more "Furious". 5. You get pissed off when people do ONLY the speed limit. 6. Pedestrians, Bicyclers and protest marches only serve to REALLY piss you off 'cause where-as you may or may not agree with their cause, or you know it's a healthy life choice... they can DO IT OFF THE DAMN ROAD! 7. You thought the "Dukes of Hazzard" were wussies. 8. When buying a new car.... you ask the salesman if it has good gas milage, what kind of warranty is available... oh yeah, and can it outrun the FBI. 9. You find GTA relaxing because you can drive however the hell you want to for a change! 10. You plan on teaching your offspring how to do J-turns, 180s and how to develop a "kill-switch" for their brake-lights... __________________ “A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.” - Lao Tzu

08-April-03, 04:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
Peng Lord Apex Tech Maniac Supreme Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Mich-HOE-gan Posts: 1,057	What's wrong with all this, really. I swear Michigan Driver's Ed requires you meet these requirements before getting your license. __________________ -Thanks to maskedviperus for the cool sig-

08-April-03, 06:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
Miststlkr Incognit - Hoe Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: South of Sanity Posts: 2,774	not bad there Sammy though i have to say the only one i haven't at least considered was passing an emergency vehicle (assuming you mean one that is on the road on the way to an emergency i've passed plenty that were on the side of the road with their lights on..... ) __________________ "I was bored, tired, horny and curious... I should have known better then to give into an idea born of that orgy."

08-April-03, 07:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
Darksamurai Sam-Hoe-rai N-Hoe-mad Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Helena, MT Posts: 5,976	Mist... I passed an ambulance... in motion... doin' over 90 miles an hour... I think it's time for me to realize I have a problem with speed __________________ “A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.” - Lao Tzu

08-April-03, 07:15 PM	#5 (permalink)
Iateronmly Smooth Operator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Eugene OR Posts: 5,256	I'm guilty of every one of those other than 2. I HAVE passed a cop while they were above the speed limit, and have infact DRAFTED a cop car. "I love anything fast enough to do something stupid in" __________________ I'm the trouble starter, punkin' instigator.

08-April-03, 07:26 PM	#6 (permalink)
Miststlkr Incognit - Hoe Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: South of Sanity Posts: 2,774	LOL.. i have redline feaver too, but i seem to at least have it under control.. sometimes.. i can say i have never let myself pass a cop or an ambulance.. i've WANTED to pass cops, but never have... Sammy Hagar said it best __________________ "I was bored, tired, horny and curious... I should have known better then to give into an idea born of that orgy."

08-April-03, 08:24 PM	#8 (permalink)
HappyCamper Apex Elite Tech Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 1,194	Hehe...I raced a Ford Ranger in my Ford Escort....smoked him...I'm definitly a type-a. __________________ Happy Camper

08-April-03, 09:02 PM	#9 (permalink)
SirDavisCarrots Apex Master Tech Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In This Horrible Place We Call Home. Posts: 442	haha uhhhh um i cut cops off all the time i swrive in and out of traffic stop signs/lights mean nothing to me and i cut pplz off ohh and sometimes my car finds its way on the shoulder cuz both the cars are going tooo slow also on the side walks sometimes i like in a GTA world cept no kills haha and i never got pulled over! uhh umm yeah dont drive in my area! as in my town and surounding towns!

09-April-03, 12:03 AM	#10 (permalink)
anime-fan-man Apex Elite Tech Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Colorado,USA Posts: 1,196	Sound like me all the way. I love fast cars, faster computers, and blowing past people at 100+ MPH! This sounds crazy but im just 17 and I love racing but I hate NASCAR, I'm more of a Euro Course Style racer. __________________ "When I have a minute you can tell me everything you know, but now just tell me what you now about this!" Lina Inverse Zionia's profile. WWW.ANIMEROOT.COM

09-April-03, 12:11 AM	#11 (permalink)
scapegoat Apex Tech God Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Illinois Posts: 4,520	Well i guess if you guys are a type A driver, i would have to be somewhere down there in the Type Q or somthing I always go at or below the speed limit Always give pedestrians the right of way And usually let other drivers pass me

09-April-03, 12:36 AM	#12 (permalink)
Red02 Freck-hoe-d Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: TejAs! Posts: 4,216	man i hate my truck right know. its limited to 96mph the govenor kicks in __________________ You scratch our back will scratch yours. See the funny thing about that is my back is actually located on my c*ck - Seth "Superbad"

09-April-03, 12:40 AM	#13 (permalink)
scapegoat Apex Tech God Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Illinois Posts: 4,520	LOL and did i mention my Honda's never seen over 85?

09-April-03, 12:45 AM	#14 (permalink)
Red02 Freck-hoe-d Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: TejAs! Posts: 4,216	lol i remember my brother had a friends like 90 honda accord, we were coming back from seguin, right past the welcome to seguin sign and he opened it up. man that thing was flying, by the time he hit 130mph that thing was shaking horribly. Man i'll never forget that. __________________ You scratch our back will scratch yours. See the funny thing about that is my back is actually located on my c*ck - Seth "Superbad"

09-April-03, 01:00 AM	#15 (permalink)
Darksamurai Sam-Hoe-rai N-Hoe-mad Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Helena, MT Posts: 5,976	Scape... when I blur past your window on the freeway, I'll try to wave __________________ “A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.” - Lao Tzu

09-April-03, 01:18 AM	#16 (permalink)
The_Lost_Monkey Hoe - Rangatang Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Land Of Sky Blue Waters Posts: 1,277	my first car a '76 ford torino elite 65 mph shook like it was about to blow a part 73 mph smooth as a babys bottom 89 mph shook so hard the mirrors adjusted them selves 105 mph smoothed out like riding on a cushion of air 120+ i got scared and backed off to 75 for the rest of my 55 mile drive but i did complete it in 35 minutes or there about speedo ended at 120 __________________ *night folks it was fun while it lasted but the darn site got so big so fast that i find my self going into convulsions everytime i try to read it or catch up on anything ill miss some of you bye*

09-April-03, 08:30 AM	#19 (permalink)
ducati748r Motor Cyc -Hoe Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: DETROIT< ROCK CITY> Posts: 1,217	hahah, i travel at 120 mph all summer long on the freeway. i made it from detroit to chicago in a little over three and half hours, now thats cookin'. forget the car, get a bike. __________________ eDUCATIon

09-April-03, 09:08 AM	#20 (permalink)
Jonny English Etiquette & English Gentleman Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,766	What's the 'A' stand for anyway 'Sam ? Arsehole ? Not that I've never been naughty, as the table below might tell you: Highest Speed: .......195 [bike]; .......... 215-225 [car] Fastest Crash: ........ 95-100 [bike]; .....110-120 [car] Fastest nicking: ..... 157.5 [bike]; ........ n/a [car] I'd like to say I've slowed down as I've got older ... but I think that's mainly due to the hardware I've been driving/riding recently (a Ford POS & Honda maggot) .... now I've got a car with a bit more poke (a French turbodiesel, but it feels like a rocket after that Ford) I've started fracturing the odd law or two again .... __________________ [img] [/img]