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| Sam-Hoe-rai N-Hoe-mad | Well gang... your ol' pal the Samurai has pulled all of the below... time to either sign up for nascar, or listen to new-age music while driving I guess... TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE A "TYPE A" DRIVING STYLE: 1. You'll do 70 miles an hour to pass someone who pissed you off... in a 25 MPH zone... especially if the dumb-ass thinks he may want to race YOU when you move to pass. 2. You've passed emergency vehicles... with their flashers on. 3.You've contemplated passing police officers who are already doing over the speed limit. 4. You thought the "Fast and the Furious" could have used more "Furious". 5. You get pissed off when people do ONLY the speed limit. 6. Pedestrians, Bicyclers and protest marches only serve to REALLY piss you off 'cause where-as you may or may not agree with their cause, or you know it's a healthy life choice... they can DO IT OFF THE DAMN ROAD! 7. You thought the "Dukes of Hazzard" were wussies. 8. When buying a new car.... you ask the salesman if it has good gas milage, what kind of warranty is available... oh yeah, and can it outrun the FBI. 9. You find GTA relaxing because you can drive however the hell you want to for a change! 10. You plan on teaching your offspring how to do J-turns, 180s and how to develop a "kill-switch" for their brake-lights...
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| Apex Tech Maniac Supreme Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Mich-HOE-gan
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![]() ![]() ![]() | What's wrong with all this, really. I swear Michigan Driver's Ed requires you meet these requirements before getting your license.
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| Incognit - Hoe | not bad there Sammy ![]() though i have to say the only one i haven't at least considered was passing an emergency vehicle (assuming you mean one that is on the road on the way to an emergency i've passed plenty that were on the side of the road with their lights on..... )
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| Smooth Operator | I'm guilty of every one of those other than 2. I HAVE passed a cop while they were above the speed limit, and have infact DRAFTED a cop car. "I love anything fast enough to do something stupid in"
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| Incognit - Hoe | LOL.. i have redline feaver too, but i seem to at least have it under control.. sometimes.. i can say i have never let myself pass a cop or an ambulance.. i've WANTED to pass cops, but never have... Sammy Hagar said it best
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| Apex Master Tech | haha uhhhh um i cut cops off all the time i swrive in and out of traffic stop signs/lights mean nothing to me and i cut pplz off ohh and sometimes my car finds its way on the shoulder cuz both the cars are going tooo slow also on the side walks sometimes i like in a GTA world cept no kills haha and i never got pulled over! uhh umm yeah dont drive in my area! as in my town and surounding towns! |
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| Apex Elite Tech | Sound like me all the way. I love fast cars, faster computers, and blowing past people at 100+ MPH! This sounds crazy but im just 17 and I love racing but I hate NASCAR, I'm more of a Euro Course Style racer.
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| Freck-hoe-d | lol i remember my brother had a friends like 90 honda accord, we were coming back from seguin, right past the welcome to seguin sign and he opened it up. man that thing was flying, by the time he hit 130mph that thing was shaking horribly. Man i'll never forget that.
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| Hoe - Rangatang | my first car a '76 ford torino elite 65 mph shook like it was about to blow a part 73 mph smooth as a babys bottom 89 mph shook so hard the mirrors adjusted them selves 105 mph smoothed out like riding on a cushion of air 120+ i got scared and backed off to 75 for the rest of my 55 mile drive but i did complete it in 35 minutes or there about speedo ended at 120
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Got you all beat.... I Father drives UNDER THE DAMN SPEED LIMIT!!!! Going down the expressway in a 70 mph zone at 62!!! When I mention this to him, how he is disrupting the traffic all around him, his response? - real quote - "It's the speed limit, that is the upper limit, that doesn't mean you have to drive that fast" God I hate riding with him!
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| Etiquette & English Gentleman Join Date: Aug 2002
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | What's the 'A' stand for anyway 'Sam ? Arsehole ? Not that I've never been naughty, as the table below might tell you: Highest Speed: .......195 [bike]; .......... 215-225 [car] Fastest Crash: ........ 95-100 [bike]; .....110-120 [car] Fastest nicking: ..... 157.5 [bike]; ........ n/a [car] I'd like to say I've slowed down as I've got older ... but I think that's mainly due to the hardware I've been driving/riding recently (a Ford POS & Honda maggot) .... now I've got a car with a bit more poke (a French turbodiesel, but it feels like a rocket after that Ford) I've started fracturing the odd law or two again ....
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