Okay... so I'm in a "Top Ten" rut lately... I've got a lot of projects in the works that aren't finished.. so I crank one of these out...

I'll try to get somethin' with some content up here soon!

Anyway...

TOP TEN THINGS A COMPUTER GURU WILL NEVER SAY!

1. That's a kick-ass I-Mac ya got there!

2. Nah... I don't need to upgrade. My computer does what I want it to.

3. The internet is for losers with too much time on their hands.

4. Have I heard of DOS? Duh! I speak a little spanish!

5. Why do you have a penguin on your Windows 98 screen? And why is it all weird looking? Why does it say "KDE"?

6. I really like Windows ME!

7. AOL is the best!!!

8. I have a 56K modem... I don't see why anybody needs more than that!

9. I'm an 3l337 h4x0r (Elite Hacker). I use Linux 10.0 with Windows Drivers and a Macintosh interface. I have a 273 megs of RAM and My processor is a Celeron, one of the best out there! Envy my mad skillz! I even had it built out by Gateway, they build REALLY fast machines! God, I'm cool... envy me.

(Authors Note: why did this one make me sick to write?)

10. Vesa graphics cards? Nah, I use American Express.

LOL good stuff

lol #10 hilarious good stuff darksamurai

ph3ar my l337 K6-2 with 32 megs of ram-not only can I hack your sorry rig, I heat my dorm room too!

ROFL. I like #10 too, its really funny. FEAR MY 37337 1800+ with 1.5GB of PC2700 and a mind of its own. MWHAHAHAHAHHA. ITS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND ITS GOING TO KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!!!! Is it just me or am I going crazy?

Chiquita... yes... you're going crazy...

You need at LEAST a 2200+ to take over the world

lmao...great stuff as always Dark and i have to agree with the 2200+ comment. lmao! atleast that cause my 1.4 t-bird doesnt come close...lmao

OH NO THE PENGUINS ARE ATTACKING. MUST JUMP BEHIND MY UGLY 4 COLORED FLAG THAT'S FADING!

AH, NO MORE FLAG...I'm doomed

11 - "That's OK, you can pay me afterwards"

#12. "I never open my case up, that way no dust will ever build up inside."

A bit of disagreance.

2. Nah... I don't need to upgrade. My computer does what I want it to.

First off, After building a computer of your dreams, you dont need to upgrade too fast! I have a 2.4ghz p4 set up right now that could probobly wipe out any 3.06ghz system. I dont believe I need to upgrade. Hell I got 1ghz P3 systems that can run any program/game/OS and anything you can throw at me.

6. I really like Windows ME!
Windows ME is not that bad. Yes it has limited networking abilities but it runs well for the average computer user so I would say it aint that bad. Hell I like it. Although I rather use 2k. At least its not as crappy as XP that blames every program for creating an error that windows created.

Gladiator... I've dealt with ME on a repair shop level... that damn thing was so buggy it ain't funny.

It's kind of like Win98... I thought it was great before I started using it for work... that damn thing crashed all the time.

As for 2... HEATHEN! (J/K... I have a 1.5 Ghz P4 and an AMD 1800+... they both do what I need 'em to... but I'm ALWAYS planning my next upgrade regardless! Even if it's a digital camera, a scanner, a new printer, a bigger monitor, a faster proc, or a friggin' USB hub... it's all upgradin'

GAH, ME should never be used... ive had fresh installs on clean hard drives crash while booting up for the first time... ME truely is the Windows Mistake Edition...

Quote: ME truely is the Windows Mistake Edition...

LOL! I hadn't heard that one... strangely fitting!

i have personally never had any of my systems running 98 go bad...

*rushes to back up all data now that i cursed it*