So I just found out about 30 mins ago that a bunch of us are going to Otakon. So I guess whatever else I had planned for tonight will have to be placed on hold lol.

We were also supposed to have our high school's 5 year class reunion tonight as well...but that got cancelled. Not enough tickets were sold haha Sorry, I found that funny for some odd reason.


Anyways...while I get ready for this Otakon thing...Joke time! Enjoy


One day the African chief's wife gave birth to a white child and the chief was absolutely stunned. He suspected some hanky panky and went to the white Jesuit missionary father and looked at him suspiciously.

"You have been sleeping my wives," he accused the white father, who looked very uncomfortable. The Jesuit, tried to wriggle out of the difficult situation by trying to explain Mendel's laws of genetics to the wrathful black.

"You see that herd of sheep," he said pointing to the chief's herd, "Most of them are white; but you will also notice 2 black lambs among them."

"OK! OK!" said the chief. "You keep your mouth shut and so will I."

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Alright crew I'm outta here. HOpe everyone has something fun lined up for the weekend. I'm sure this convention will be tons of fun so I'll try to come back with some stories (doubt i'll remember them tho )
Peace out guys, have an awesome night!

Last weekend before senior year, w00t!

Three explorers are captured by a tribe in the Amazon jungle. The chief is going to punish the intruders.
He calls the first explorer to the front of the tribe and asks, "Death or Booka?" Well the explorer doesn't want to die, so he opts for booka. The tribe starts screaming BOOKA! and dancing around. the chief then rips the explorers pants off and has sex with him.
The chief calls the second explorer to the front and asks, "Death or Booka?" Well not wanting to die either, he opts for booka. The tribe again starts screaming BOOKA! and dancing around. The chief rips the second guys pants off and has sex with him.
The chief calls the third explorer to the front and asks, "Death or Booka?" Well the third guy has a little more self respect and thinks death would be better than being violated in front of hundreds of tribesman, so he opts for death.
The chief turns to the tribe and screams "DEATH BY BOOKA!"
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One day The Lord spoke to Adam. "I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord said.

Adam looked at The Lord and replied, "Well, give me the good news first."

Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you, one is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"

The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."

I'll see your creation joke and raise you one...

God was walking w/Adam and Eve in the garden one day, and he said, "Well, I have two last gifts to give to you, and I'll give one to each of you."

Both Adam and Eve thought this was a very good thing, and asked, "What's the first gift?"

God said, "The ability to pee standing up."

Adam said, "Oooh, me, me I would like that please. That would be so neat! I could write my name in the sand or in the snow, I could spin around and pretend I was a garden sprinkler. Oh please Eve, let me have this!"

Eve said, "Well, if it means that much to you, you may have it."

So God bestowed upon Adam the gift of the ability to pee standing up. Adam immediately started marking his territory to new heights.

Eve then said, "And what is the last gift for me?"

God smiled in his radience and said . . . .


"Multiple Orgasms"