Yep... people have probably told you to go get a life like a "Real person"... but you were too busy talking to "naked_sexy_Chick69" to notice.

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME WITH YOUR COMPUTER!

1. You've never met your "Girl-friend".

2. Your car's backseat has never been used.

3. You go for caffeine runs while you compile code... you consider socializing with the people along the way annoying because they're keeping you from you're best friend!

4. Your wife remarried three years ago... the only reason you noticed was the fact her new husband wants to store his old weight set next to you in the basement!

5. You have several gigs of naked celebrities backed to a pile of ZIP disks. If you have a naked picture of Bill Gates... you should seek therapy. Sooner is better!

6. You know the Pizza guy by his/her first name... but you've never spoken to your neighbors.

7. You can rattle off HTML addresses like phone numbers... ironically... you don't know anybody's phone number...

8. Your clothes are in style again... it's been long enough. You stil don't go out and "meet groovy chicks".

9. You try to envision real life with pixels and toolbars.

10. You have a JPEG of your family.. each with a name and their role in your family under their picture so you can remember who the hell they are!

uh..hello?
can you see me thru the monitor?
how do you know so much about my life?
are you from zoltran?
please answer me....please?
take me with you, i have been wanting to go for so long...
hello?

He's a Tralfmadorian.

This beats the socks out of the old theory: MORE GOOD!

so DS is number #8 what ur trying to do?

thats a hardcore comp user

This is the reply from a errr "friend" who though it fair to share his side of the story.

1. Whats a girl?

2. I have - i put the rigs there when travelling to lan parties.

3. My code would never take that long to compile. Its insulting...

4. I would never put a pc in a basement. Damp.....

5. ZIP Disks......nononononono it's on the SAN

6. My neighbours complain about latenight SOF2 does that count?

7. I know the pizza phone number :^P

8. My apache tshirt gets laughed at!!!

9. You try to envision real life with pixels and toolbars.

10. Nonononono. They are all in the "Family Members" OU in the active directory.

whoops, 9 should read

9. Surely that is real life?

A few more:

11. Sticky keys (ahem);

12. Cleaning out your keyboard yields enough hair, crumbs, tobacco & fluff to make a toupee, biscuits, one or more joints & a cuddly toy (not that anyone would want to wear, eat, smoke or play with the results);

13. Going outside results in 3rd degree burns from the sunlight - even if you live in England;

14. You only just noticed that the dog ate your trainers ... even though the dog left 6 months ago;

15. Before you can use your car, you have to pump up the tyres, buy a new battery & put fresh fuel in it ... if you can remember where you parked it;

16. You've only just found out that Hendrix is dead;

17. You have a wide knowledge of different cuisines (Thai, Indian, Chinese, Italian [anywhere that delivers]) but can barely boil water yourself;

18. You order so much stuff online that the UPS guy comes every day - and gets jealous if one of your suppliers uses a different carrier;

19. The code for your alarm is 1337;

20. The only time you speak is to hurl imprecations about Bill Gates at BSODs

21. You have enough time to think up 10 more signs

"18. You order so much stuff online that the UPS guy comes every day - and gets jealous if one of your suppliers uses a different carrier;"

LMAO my neigbours though my missus was seeing the initail cityink guy

Red... I plead the fifth