So meanwhile, I forgot that we had to set our clocks forward an hour tonight, so if I didn't come home when I did, this would have been posted a lot later than usual lol!

Just want to give a big thank you to that someone who reminded me (you know who u are babe, although you should have reminded me sooner! )

Anyways, lesson for the night: If you go to a club and are under age and trying to get some drinks...don't go up to the bar and ask for them! Long story short...my friend who is under age got kicked out for being stupid lol! Good job man, we're proud of you
Moral of the story: Don't be stupid!

Anyways...enjoy!!

2am funny pics of the night:

1st pic- Sometimes things just don't work out and you can't get the right date on a certain night. When all else fails...sheep are the next best thing

2nd pic- Do you ever just wonder what it would be like if Barney met up with the Teletubby things? Ok, well maybe he's not part of the original cast...

3rd pic- Everyone's always looking for that "Familiy" game that just gets everyone together for a nice night of family game time. Well, what better game to play with the family then Spin the Bottle!! "Fun for the whole Family"...lol..that's just sick :-P

4th pic- If anything else, this should be a good reason why Jack Daniel's is not good for you!!. Maybe they sell it in a combo pack with the Spin the Bottle game

2am funny movie clips of the night:

1st movie Seeing as the linux community is just growing and growing..I found a parody like the "switching to mac" video clips, but instead this is switching to linux "Linux gives us the power we need to crush all that oppose us" lol!

2nd movie- This is funny. They played the audio clip the radio station dc101 about a month or so ago, and I was just cracking up. And I was very surprised when I found a flash clip of a D & D parody that they played on the radio station. At least I think it's funny lol

2am funny flash games of the night:

1st game- Ok, my friend wanted me to post this...I don't know why, nor do I know why she found this amusing lol. But I will entertain her by posting theAcne Be Gone: The Game . Enjoy!

2nd game- A little early for Easter, but it's ok! Ever want to know how they make those chocolate easter bunnies? Here is a flash game that will allow you to make your very own chocolate easter bunny!

3rd game- Here is a game for all of you hard core flash gamers out there trying to show your skills this late at night. It's a trapshooting flash game that allows you to choose your favorite red neck character, and your target of choice!

And to end the night, might as well throw some misc. action into this stuff!

2am funny misc. stuff of the night:

1st misc. thing- There had to be a time in your life, more than likely it's now, that you've wanted your very own Desktop Pa*****o Machine! It's ok...don't get jealous if I get one and you don't....you will just be deprived...

2nd misc. thing- Don't ask me why I'm posting this, cause I'm just as confused as you are...but here is a strange asian kissing toy. I know you will enjoy it as much as I do...

3rd misc. thing- Ooo lookie at what Iron found....An Application To Be God. I wonder who u would turn this in to?

And finally....

Can someone buy me some of this stuff?
That would be sooo awesome...

Goodnight everyone!

LOLOLOL....all good stuff iron, sorry i didnt email you that info , im doing it tonight for later use for ya. Looks like you did fine, still ROFL

lol! Glad you liked'em bro It's cool about not emailin me the stuff hehe, I was still able to find some stuff...the hardest part was that Daylight savings time crap...

Like I said earlier, I'm glad I came home when I did, or else it would have been the 4am funny (3am for u lol)

Hey Iron, I also have that D&D audio, its an mpg using summenor adn red faction characters done in cgi, just as funny as the 8-bit one..

Better then ever that was some of the funniest sh it ive ever seen.

Quote: Originally posted by hawklen Hey Iron, I also have that D&D audio, its an mpg using summenor adn red faction characters done in cgi, just as funny as the 8-bit one..

lol thanks man, a buddy of mine told me the same thing about the summoner bit this weekend...

Quote: Originally posted by anime-fan-man Better then ever that was some of the funniest sh it ive ever seen.

glad you liked'em man We definately needed something to help us through the daylight savings time screw over

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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"

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A son comes home from college to West Virginia and tells his dad about a wonderful girl heÂ’s met.

“Dad, she’s fantastic. She’s smart, in great shape, and she’s getting her teaching certificate this spring. I’m going to ask her to marry me, but…”

“But what, son?” asks the father.

“She’s a virgin.”

The father scratches his beard and says, “Son, if she ain’t good enough for her own family, she damn sure ain’t good enough for ours.”

This is old but always puts a smile on my face...
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A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch went to apply to be a pirate.
Interviewer: How did you get that pegleg?

Pirate: Arrr. I got me leg shot off during the first world war.

Interviewer: How did you get that hook?

Pirate: I got me hand cut off by a big knife.

Interviewer: What about your eyepatch?

Pirate: It was a rainy afternoon and I looked up into the sky and a bird crapped in me eye.

Interviewer: And that put your eye out?

Pirate: No, it was the day after I got me hook
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What are a typical redneck's three last words?
"Hey, watch this! "

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Signs you have a hangover:

You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.
Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "stay still."
Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.
You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.
You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
All day long your motto is, "Never again."
You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.

In bed with her lover after several hours of passionate lovemaking, Brenda's phone rang. She told her lover, who was also her husband's best friend, to be very quiet. As she answered the phone, he listened quietly to her cheerful side of the conversation. "Hello? Oh, hi. Oh, really? Well, that sounds wonderful! I'm so happy for you! Great! Okay, have a good time. Bye!"
She hung up the phone and her lover asked, "Who was that?"

She replied, "That was just my husband, telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."

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And just because today sucked...

Signs that you've had a bad day:

You wake up face down on the pavement.
You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
You see a ''60 minutes'' news team waiting in your office.
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any.
You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then realize that you don't have a waterbed.
Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.
Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
You wake up and your braces are locked together.
You walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose.
Your blind date turns out to be your ex.
Your paycheck bounces.
You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
Your pet rock snaps at you.
Your wife says, ''Good morning, Bill'' and your name is George.