Oh man, it's finally Friday. I don't think I could have waited another day for the weekend to arrive. Also, just found out a few hours ago that I'll be joining a bunch of friends and head down to Ocean City for the weekend. So looks like I gotta get things together and pack real quick! Can't forget to charge up the iPod either...need some good tunes for the weekend.

So while pack my trunks and flip flops, it's joke time! Enjoy




A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior
culture.

The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon"
The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum"
The Greek says, "We had great Mathematicians"
The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire"

..and so on and so on and then the Greek says: "We invented sex"!

The Italian says, "That is true, but it was the Italians who included women in it...

And last one...

Little Johnny's neighbor's had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"
"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."
"That's great", said Little Johnny, "coz he'd be screwed if he needed glasses."



gotta love little johnny jokes lol.
Alright crew I'm outta here for the weekend. Hope everyone else has something fun lined up and try not to burn the house down either.
Have an awesome weekend guys!

Quote: Originally Posted by IronSerif And last one... Little Johnny's neighbor's had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great", said Little Johnny, "coz he'd be screwed if he needed glasses." gotta love little johnny jokes lol. Alright crew I'm outta here for the weekend. Hope everyone else has something fun lined up and try not to burn the house down either. Have an awesome weekend guys!

That was a good joke but everybody knows the Jersey Shore is the place to go to the beach. Did you get the memo?

A drunk in a bar pukes all over his own shirt, which was brand new before he came in. “Damn,” he says. “I puked on my shirt again. If the wife finds out, she’s gonna kill me.”

“Not to worry,” says the bartender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk’s pocket. “Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill.”

So the drunk goes home and tells his wife about the guy who puked on him. She reaches into his pocket and finds two twenties. “Why are there two twenties?” she asks.

The drunk replies, “Oh, yeah, he crapped in my pants, too.”
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Two physicians board a flight out of Seattle. One sits in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an attorney sits in the seat by the aisle. The lawyer kicks off his shoes, wiggle his toes, and starts to settle in, when the physician in the window seat says, "I think I'll get up and get a coke."

"No problem," says the attorney, "I'm by the aisle. I'll get it for you."

While he's gone, one of the physicians picks up the attorney's shoe and spits in it. When he returns with the coke, the other physician says, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."

Again, the attorney obligingly fetches the drink. While he's gone, the other physician picks up the other shoe and spits in it.

The lawyer comes back and they all sit back and enjoy the flight. As the plane is landing, however, the attorney slips his feet into his shoes and realizes immediately what has happened.

"How long must this go on?" he asks the physicians. "This fighting between our professions? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"

Have fun in Ocean City bro. I need to do something to live it up before school starts on the 25th. Senior year! W00t!

pwned...... on the cokes......

Good ones IS! Hope you had a blast at the beach!

Spectrum - great additions as usual bro, hope all is going well!

Foe - Yep the beach was a blast! 2.5 days is enough for me...back to reality tomorrow lol. We did a lot of shopping too...need to make more room for the new clothes lol!