Ever had a job where you're entire job is to hurry up and wait? You're convinced your boss is a myth or you have no coworkers, and you're whole job is to watch or wait for something?

A good example could be security in a backwoods area, or in a hotel on the off-season.

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE UNDERWORKED!

1. You wish tax season would come twice a year... just so you'd have something to DO!

2. You wrote out your Christmas Cards for the next three years...

3. You never lose at Solitaire anymore!

4. You play games with yourself... like "Don't scratch that itch!" for hours on end.

5. You've done most of the "correspondence courses" available...

6. You've meditated on the secrets of the universe... now that you've attained peace of mind, you've decided to astrally project yourself home to play video games.

7. When you prank-call the local restaurants, they say "Hi Bill!"

8. You've trained the ****roaches (or rats, depending) to fetch cupcakes from the vending machine so you don't have to get up...

9. You've gone primal. You're using colored duct tape as "War Paint" and you've fashioned a spear out of a busted broom handle. You huddle around your garbage can at night when you set the day's shredded paper on fire and do your tribal dance to the gods. If anyone intrudes, you stab at them with your "Spear" and scream at them that only a donut sacrifice will gain them entrance into your domain.

10. You've taken another job DURING your job. Although hosting "Tupperware" parties has left you with a little pang of thinking you've gone to far.

so funny SO FREAKIN FUNNY

11. You search for 2am funny material during your job

12. You search for that material while helping customers