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Old 31-July-05, 07:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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There was this "Well Built" girl that was a few grades higher than me lived across the street when I was growing up, I knew her name, but I do not think I had ever spoken to her.

One night I was out working on my car in the driveway, I was cleaning up and heading in when I noticed a light come on in the front of her house as I parked my car in the street.

She must have just gotten out of the shower cause her towel was wrapped around her head, and not where it should have been!

She stood with her back to the street, but right in front of her was a mirror. Now all I can do is just sit there, unable to get out of the car..

She grabbed a bottle of lotion and started with her arms, and gave me quite the show, the images are forever burned into my brain...after about 15 minutes the lights went out and I went in the house.

I don't know if she saw me or not, I don't think I ever spoke to her other than an occasional "Hi" if we passed each other on the street, but I could almost always count on a nice "View" late at night that summer

"Exhibitionism" realy must run in the family, later that summer, her older Sister who was home from College, had to be removed from the roof of here house by the police for topless sunbathing!

There was quite crowd for that one!

Then there was the summer after I returned home from the Air Force, and ended up hanging out with a stunning redheaded Stripper for a few months (Through a friend of a friend who knew someone looking for a cheap ride) I had sold her an old Datsun 280Z that was in need of some work.

It needed a clutch and a tune up, but I had picked it up cheap from a neighbor that just wanted it gone, even though I didn't care for Japanese cars. I was hoping one of my car budies might take it off my hands since it had sat so long and could do the work. I sold it to her for just a few bucks more than what I had paid for it (I was glad to be rid of it) with the condition hook her up with a friend that did transmission work, and get her a good deal.

After getting the clutch replaced, I tuned it up and changed a few leaky gaskets and dropped it off a week later, she was so pleased after driving it (I think she ended up with around 750$ out of pocket) on the way to drop me off at home, she invited me to come back later for a night out on the town, since it was her day off.

I showed up at her house a few hours later after cleaning up, to my surprise, someone I didn't recognise answered the door in nothing but a pair of panties, with her arms folded across her chest.

I kinda stuttered a bit, and finally said something to the effect that I was looking for the girl I had sold the little blue Sports Car too, she then threw her arms up in the air and said "Oh, your the guy who's good with his hands" and invited me in to find that a few other "Co-Workers" had shown up...

It was a night out I'll definitely never forget

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Old 31-July-05, 07:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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If I were you I would have replied, "My hands aren't the only things I am good with."
Nice story.
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Old 31-July-05, 07:52 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Every man's fantasy. I've got a similar story but not sure if I ever told it or not.

Something like that shows that good things actually do happen to good people.
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Old 31-July-05, 07:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Heh.......It's great until they turn into total lesbians............and I won't go any farther than that..........
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Old 31-July-05, 10:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Maybe one day I'll get lucky and find a woman who needs a Probe

Good story though I liked it
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Old 01-August-05, 12:31 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Wow I bet you needed more than one rain coat that night. J/K
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Old 01-August-05, 12:39 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I AM MOVING BY YOU!!!!! Lucky Doggg
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Old 01-August-05, 12:42 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Maybe one day I'll get lucky and find a woman who needs a Probe

Good story though I liked it

If your lucky she will want a good "PROBING" not a "PROBE"
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Old 01-August-05, 12:52 AM   #9 (permalink)
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If your lucky she will want a good "PROBING" not a "PROBE"

Hey...............it makes it "Interesting" when they want "Both"..............
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Old 01-August-05, 02:03 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I'd include my own similar story, but as it involves other members of this forum I shall refrain. Still, good to know that sometimes the guy with all the luck is you.
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Old 01-August-05, 11:01 AM   #11 (permalink)
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meh it's fun untill they turn totaly lesbion...

then your no longer welcome.
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Old 01-August-05, 11:18 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Quite an interesting story.
Sounds like something you would see on a cheezy soap opera.
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Old 01-August-05, 11:41 AM   #13 (permalink)
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meh it's fun untill they turn totaly lesbion...

then your no longer welcome.

Sometimes that's good though...then you don't have to worry about calling them back or any big "committment" lol

But anyways, good for you man
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Old 02-August-05, 10:05 AM   #14 (permalink)
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So anymore stories from your childhood you wish to share?
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Old 07-August-05, 11:15 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I am touched...


.... lucky bastard
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Old 08-August-05, 06:43 AM   #16 (permalink)
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So anymore stories from your childhood you wish to share?

Well... there was this one time I played "Doctor" with the cute girl next door, she asked me to show her mine, but then she didn't show me hers..

Damn first grade realy sucked!

Prolly not what you were lookin for, but thats the only relatively "Clean" one I can think off ATM

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Old 08-August-05, 02:26 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Don't these stories usually start:


"Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me ..."
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Old 08-August-05, 02:43 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Well, mine started out when I was up in Michigan, working part-time as a bouncer at one of the local bars and my girlfriend would come up there and hangout while I was working. One night she shows up at the bar with her girlfriend and they were already pretty well lit...............So, while I was checkin some ID's, I look over at my girlfriend and she gives me this devilish look, puckers up her lips and exposes one of those lil glow-sticks................then she turns to her friend and "Passes" the glow-stick to her.............Well, this went on most of the night.........and when we "ALL" got back to her place, well let's just say I didn't get to sleep til about 8am........with 2 ladies

This went on for a few years, about every other weekend until she want me to move out cause she got hooked-up with this totally dyke bitch.........I said fine, went out got an apartment and hooked-up with a nurse at the hospital, she moved in............2 1/2 years later, I married her...............and yes, my wife knows all about my past relationship..............
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