Wow...Tonight has been a very random, and I mean RANDOM, night lol. So I might as well carry over the randomness into the 2am funny Most of the material is flash based, but it is definately worth the wait to load it!

Enjoy!!

2am funny pics of the night:

1st pic- We all love soft serve ice cream....well, at least I do, I think ( I can't remember). I'd get jealous of someone had their own soft serve ice cream machine....well, I wouldn't get jealous of this guy and his soft serve ice cream machine

2nd pic- Well, I bet this guy here just had the worst april fools day prank pulled on him. Ouch

3rd pic- Remember earlier I said that this has been a random night? Well, don't even ask what this is about or ask why I'm posting it. Cause I don't know.

2am funny flash stuff of the night:

1st flash thing- Now you know you can't EVER get enough of stick figure flash action sequence clips. This one is kinda like, total chaos though lol.

2nd flash thing- I think this flash has a moral behind it...basically, just because you can, doesn't mean you should. Good job on making me more lost and confused than I already am this late at night lol!

3rd flash thing- This is a cool little flash thing of trying to
shoot stuff off of the top of a drunks head. Just keep clicking on "fire"...it's funny Warning: Contains some language, view at your own discretion

4th flash thing- Looking for a song to jam to tonight? Well then you hafta check out this flash of Saddam doing a diddy of his #1 hit Saddam from Iraq. So hilarious...

5th flash thing- For those of you who couldn't handle the cool Penguin Shoot'em up flash game I posted last week, this is for you
You should find this a lil easier..I don't even think it has a name...but here is We Come In Peace. It's not that hard

2am funny misc. stuff of the night:

1st misc. thing-
We always see these t-shirts from concerts and events...well, here is a new product line of t-shirts...Liberty Freedom T-Shirts! Warning: Contains some language, view at your own discretion.

2nd misc. thing-
For all you car buff's out there. Looking to get the best exhaust out on the market? Well look no further, did a lot of searching, and found the best exhaust for you to use. Chicks find this attractive

3rd misc. thing- Why would you
buy this for your pet?? Is it just me, or is there really no need for this?

2am funny drinking games of the night:

And when you thought you ran out of drinking games...

1st game- This game of Rehab: A wild drinking game teaches you that you cannot fall out of your addiction...Seems like a very cool game (and I am basing this off of absolutely nothing)

2nd game- This game of
Party 'Til You Puke doen't seem as complicated to me. I don't think I have to take a certain game piece around the board and collect cards and stuff...ight be easier for me to play and understand...lol.

2am funny quote of the night:

This is so great. We went to Wendy's about an hour ago, and we're ordering our late night munchies. When the girl asked "Would you like anything else?", my friend in the back (needless to say he was half out of it lol) rolled his window down and yelled:

"Can I get a $0.99 double bacon cheeseburger...and can I get that Biggie Sized Please?"

lol..I was no good. At least he said please

Goodnight everyone!!

An Englishman, Irishman, and a Scotsman are all playing golf with their wives. The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and as she bends over to tee up her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up, revealing her lack of underwear. "Good God! Why aren't you wearing your knickers?" her husband demanded. "Because you don't give me enough money to buy any!" The Englishman reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, woman! Here's $50. Go buy yourself some underwear." The Irishman's wife bends over to tee up her ball. Her skirt blows up to reveal her lack of undies. "Bejesus, woman! You've no knickers! Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford them on the lousy money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, woman! Here's $20. Go buy yourself some underwear!" Finally, it's the Scotsman's wife's turn. The wind takes her skirt up to reveal that she, too, is naked below. "Hoot, woman! Why d'ye have no knickers?" She explains, "Because you're too tight to give me enough money to afford any." The Scot reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, woman! Here's a comb. Tidy yourself up a bit!"

An old country farmer bought a mule from a neighbor, who agreed to deliver it the next day. The next day, as he was about to make delivery, he discovered the mule had died during the ride. He told the buyer, "I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your mule just died." "Well, okay. Give me back my hundred dollars." "Can't. Spent it already." "What? Well, then, unload my mule." "What do you want with a dead mule?" "I'll raffle him off." "You can't raffle off a dead mule!" "Sure I can. I just won't tell anybody that he's dead." A month later, the two happened to meet again and the farmer asked, "Did you ever get rid of that dead mule?" "Sure did. Raffled him off just like I said. Sold 500 tickets for two bucks each! Made a profit of $898." "Didn't anybody complain?" "Only the guy who won, so I refunded his two dollars!"