TGIF!! I'm sure I'm not the only one that's excited that the weekend's finally here...and hopefully the weekend won't be hot, humid, or stormy like it has been the past two weeks

I might also try to see Fantasic 4 tomorrow night too...was that any good? Either way we'll all probably pay $8 and head to the drive in tomorrow night and see that, Charlie and the chocolate factory, and that Herbie movie...doubt we'll stay for the Herbie movie tho hah

And on that note...Joke time! Enjoy



and since I officially work with lawyers...here's a joke for'em


The Deaf Bookkeeper

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational benefit, and why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything he'd ever have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"

The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollar is hidden.

The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."

The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, ****s it, and says: "Ask him again!"

The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"

The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"

The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger.

Don't ya just love lawyers?

Last one...and I LOVE this one...seems perfect for a friday night too

The difference between "guts" and "balls":
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning," or "Are you flying somewhere?"


Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the a*s and having the balls to say, "You're next."

Haha alright guys time for me to roll out...We're getting ready to eat Famous Dave's BBQ...so it'll be a messy night! Hope everyone has a great night and enjoy the weekend

Peace out!

Quote: Originally Posted by IronSerif I might also try to see Fantasic 4 tomorrow night too...was that any good?

Not any good IMHO.

Good weekend IS!

Quote: Originally Posted by IronSerif I might also try to see Fantasic 4 tomorrow night too...was that any good?

I heard it wasn't too good. The Wedding Crashers, on the other hand, is hilarious!

dude wedding crashers freaking owned. i hear fantastic 4 was bad too, which sucks cause jessica alba is so hot that ill have to go see it anyways and prob not enjoy it

btw, anyone think its stupid to cast jess alba as the INVISIBLE WOMAN!!!! "hey lets get a total hottie and then make her turn invisible so you cant see her". good job guys

[QUOTE=btw, anyone think its stupid to cast jess alba as the INVISIBLE WOMAN!!!! "hey lets get a total hottie and then make her turn invisible so you cant see her". good job guys[/QUOTE]

ROFL! Yeah I cant believe they did that either. It takes a sick mind to take one of the worlds finest female specimens and make them invisible. Whoever thought that up needs to get canned.

Quote: Originally Posted by 4rm4g3dd0n ... btw, anyone think its stupid to cast jess alba as the INVISIBLE WOMAN!!!! "hey lets get a total hottie and then make her turn invisible so you cant see her". good job guys

lol that's hilarious.

Yeah I heard Fantasic 4 wasn't that good, and I'm really not expecting too much out of the movie. I do want to see Wedding Crashers though..Owen Wilson just owns. But...the drive in isn't showing it yet..so I'm stuck with Alba being Invisible for 2 hrs

Haha I've seen it twice guys, and I thought it was pretty tight

I saw it twice instead of wedding crashers cause my friends wanted to - then i saw wedding crashers the next day. Wedding crashers was f**king HILARIOUS ! ! ! ! ! god one part is just so......... insane... you'll know exactly which part I'm talking about when you see it.

Lets just say - Fantastic 4 against Wedding Crashers? hands down wedding crashers, but F4 wasn't bad either.

edit: also guys... Jessica Alba is invisible for about 5 minutes of the movie... you definitely get to see her showing off a bit hottttttt

I want to see Wedding Crashers, but since it came out to theatres not too long ago, I'll have to say that stuff is still on my list that will go out of theatres before it does. The top of my list right now is Batman: Begins. I've been putting that off for quite a while now. I need to just go see it, because I'll regret it if I don't.

I saw Charlie and the Chocolate Factory not too long ago. I voted it an 8 on IMDB, and it deserved that 8. It was a good movie and I really enjoyed it. I went in thinking it was going to be pretty childish, but Johnny Depp played the role so well (as usual), and was freaking hilarious. I laughed a good bit through the movie. You guys should go check it out, if you haven't already.

Everyones talking about Wedding Crashers...UGH I gotta see it!!! I don't think that it's going to show at the drive in..so that sucks. But worst case if I can't see it in the main movie theaters...we have a movie theater 15 mins away that plays like 2nd and 3rd run movies only for $2.50 lol!. Can't beat that

subdismal - About Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I'm with you on that. I went in thinking it would be pretty childish (although I heard in advance it was based on the boook and was much darker)..>But Johnny Depp was definitely amazing in that movie. There was parts where he had me cracking up just cause he played his character really well. So all in all...I'm glad I got to see it

on a side note - they played Herbie Fully Loaded 1st...so we had to sit through that. But we did stay till about 3am and finished Fantasic 4

Quote: Originally Posted by I saw [i Charlie and the Chocolate Factory[/i] not too long ago. I voted it an 8 on IMDB, and it deserved that 8.

Yea I too was also pleasantly surprised. It was definitely a good movie...well worth the $ to go see. I went to it thinking I would be completely dissapointed. Boy, was I ever wrong.