Hey folks,

Well, whatd'ya know...only one week off the job and I've already missed a posting and about missed this week, too. Fortunately (well, maybe not for you), I remembered so here is this week's post.

Last Monday, I started a new thread in the Premium Pimp Lounge. I had been cleaning out My Documents folder and came across a letter that I had written some time ago, drunk off my butt, and moping about my ex-fiance. Don't worry, this isn't a sappy, crappy Dr. Phil post as I have truly left behind any feelings that I had for her the day that she referred to the black people in the country as "a problem that we created and we just have to deal with it".



Yeah...kinda disgusting that I actually ever had feelings for a woman like that, huh?

Anyway, I had come to the realization that I had never, ever really been flamed on this website. So, I posted this drunken ramble in the Premium Pimp Lounge and invited everyone with a membership to let me have it. Well, I'm just now getting around to painting my computer room again after all the paint had peeled. I also offered a fantastic prize for first place...either a $25 gift certificate in the PimpRig Gear store or a six-month Premium Pimp Lounge subscription/extension.

So, this week I get to announce the winner. Let me tell you, some of the responses that I got made me fall out of my chair laughing so hard. Unfortunately, I could chose only one winner. The winner of that contest is...

FOE!!!

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Oh? Her winning entry? Here you go...it was the "Post-It Note" that sealed the deal in the winning stretch.

Until next week, stay safe out there,

Rob

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Rob
You are a sad excuse for a man. There you sit in front of your PC typing out your weekly dribble while alternately working on your wrist strength at www.crackwh*resrus.com. Causing the rest of the PR members to doze off out of sheer bordom.

While we're on the subject of members...when they were handing out d*cks, where the hell were you? The all you can eat buffet?

Your only outdoor activity is making you daily runs to Walmart, and fighting off ever increasing urges to grope the senior citizen greeter as you pass by her on your way to get your magazines, and the KY section.

No self respecting woman would give you the time of day, much less subject herself to the mind numbing possibility of going to bed with you. Guess the reason that girl left you was she could only make so many shopping lists, while lying on her back. But then given that you are known as the "1 minute man" those lists would be Post-it-Note short.

LOL! Thank you Rob!!! I cannot believe that I beat out BA, Digi and the rest! Nice surprise first thing this morning! mmmmmm...PR swag here I come!

Oh man, and I thought my "U Suck" line was a surefire winner!

If there's another round, I already have something planned.

Hint Hint...think "PoopyHead"

Congrats Foe, I never thought you would be the one to top Digi and BA...they got beat by a GIRL!

Congrats Foe........

Congratulations on winning the let's slam Rob contest, I really thought my entry of poopyhead would carry the day.

Umm, let me know if this is a little to personal, but they have a PR Thong that I'm sure would suit you fine. He's also been looking for someone to model some of the clothing so if you get it go ahead and take a picture then email me.... aw, never mind. That would just make me want to go to Taco Bell.

Quote: Originally Posted by BigAkita Congratulations on winning the let's slam Rob contest, I really thought my entry of poopyhead would carry the day. Umm, let me know if this is a little to personal, but they have a PR Thong that I'm sure would suit you fine. He's also been looking for someone to model some of the clothing so if you get it go ahead and take a picture then email me.... aw, never mind. That would just make me want to go to Taco Bell.

I seem to remember that there was someone of the female persuasion (can't remember who and can't find the thread atm) who actually volunteered to model the PR Thong w/pix. I guess that particular deal never was completed.
Plus, Taco Bell? Please.
How can you compare a gourmet dining experience w/a .99$ value combo?

PR T-back model...hmmmmm. Is there a signing bonus?

Rob you have PM with my order. Nice shopping when someone else pays.

Congrats Foe !! IMO it's just more proof that estrogen based life forms rule.













BA: rofl @ the taco reference

Congrats to Foe...

Reminder to self/anyone else: the ladies are/can be just as brutal as the best of us, given the proper motivation...

Quote: Originally Posted by Que_66 Congrats Foe !! IMO it's just more proof that estrogen based life forms rule.

Oh what a bunch of hoo-ha! LOL

Congrats Foe! And mmmmmm...tacos....heheheh

Quote: Originally Posted by BigAkita Congratulations on winning the let's slam Rob contest, I really thought my entry of poopyhead would carry the day. Umm, let me know if this is a little to personal, but they have a PR Thong that I'm sure would suit you fine. He's also been looking for someone to model some of the clothing so if you get it go ahead and take a picture then email me.... aw, never mind. That would just make me want to go to Taco Bell.

We talking tacos again>????

hahaha