Let's face it... there are a LOT of single computer users looking for dates... they've learned to appreciate their significant other in ways most people never will (hey... when was the last time an arrogant "macho man" begged you to stay 'cause he didn't wanna go back to livin' in his Momma's basement if you threatened to kick him out?)

Thus;

TOP TEN REASONS TO DATE COMPUTER-PEOPLE:

1: Computer Users are more patient... especially with morons who don't understand simple friggin' operations! We deal with these people every...single... DAY!

2. Computer hackers are healthier in some regards! You've never seen a hardcore computer user with skin-cancer from long-term sun exposure.

3. Computer Users COME HOME at night... they still don't give you the attention you want as they're on their machine... but they STILL come home every night!

4. Computer Users aren't as prone to sexaual preference issues that can cause issues in relationships. After THAT many hours of on-line Porn... you pretty well know what you're looking for!

5. Computer Users make excellent parents! Aside from the fact the kid will probably commit computer-crimes such as piracy, hacking and possibly even a prank virus... they will grow up to be smart, capable, tehnophiles.

6. Computer Users may not have sexy bodies... but they usually KNOW they don't have sexy bodies. We're more inclined to be bragging about our 3l337 skill than spending hours flexing in the mirror and calling themselves sexy bitches.

7. Hardcore users are easier to take care of than a Chia pet. All it requires is liquids with high caffeine content, take out food and new hardware every month to make a VERY happy and content hacker.

8. Most computer users won't bore the crap out of you listing off every sports score there ever was. They may bore the crap out of you with their 3DMark scores though.

9. Computers usually take up a lot less space around the house than exersize equipment (even that crap that says it folds right up... they're full of it).

10. Computer Users are usually anti-social enough to get you out of all sorts of situations (lame parties, family gatherings, funerals, weddings, etc...), and blame it on them... without them caring!

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Great now i have the confidence to ask a girl to date me.

LOL MY GIRLFRIEND WAS READING THIS ARTICLE. LAUGHING AND POINTING SAYING ITS SO TRUE.

STUD!! Thats so true!