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Old 18-March-03, 12:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Top Ten Songs Advertisers Should Use!

Well... mucisians these days are realizing that the way to financial bliss... past all of those pesky Kazaa users... is to sell their work to huge companies who will buy the rights to use it for a company jingle!

Here's the top ten songs easily converted over!

10. Cheetos: It's So Easy (When everybody knows you're Cheesy) -Guns and Roses

9. La-Z boy: "I Like Big Butts" -Sir Mix A Lot

8. Sominex: "Dream On" Aerosmith (or 'Til it Sleeps" by Metallica)

7. AA (Alcoholics Annonymous): "Sober" -Tool

6. Ginsu: "Cuts like a Knife" Bryan Adams

5. Viagra: "Touch, Peel and Stand" -Days of the New

4. Excedrin: "Pain" -Stereomud

3. Enron: "Take the Money and Run" -Steve Miller Band

2 Tampax: "I touch Myself" -Divinyls (or Kotex: Wait and Bleed... but I don't remember who did the song)

1. Victoria's Secret: "U Can't Touch This" MC Hammer.
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Old 18-March-03, 12:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Wait and Bleed was by Slipknot
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Old 18-March-03, 01:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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LMFAO
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Old 18-March-03, 01:02 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Wait and Bleed? eeeeew!
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Old 18-March-03, 06:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Any Funeral Home Company : "At your funeral" - Saves the Day

Any company that just can't get a break: "Again I go Unnoticed" - Dashboard Confessional

Boblbee: "Little Black Back Pack" - Stroke 9

Hallmark Cards: "Nice To Know You" - Incubus

Hallmark Cards: "I miss you" - Incubus

Smirnoff Ice Triple Black: "Mine all Mine" - Shedaisy

Oreos Cookies: "The Middle" - Jimmy Eat World

Trojan: "Deep Inside you" - Third Eye Blind

Garmin GPS: "Lose yourself" - Enimen

Head Racquetball Equipment: "Bouncing off the walls again" - Sugar Cult
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Old 18-March-03, 09:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Dark....you are truly a sensai to us all in the knowledge of random yet cool information which cerculates in ure brain just waiting to be realeased! In simple english......nice post bro
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Old 18-March-03, 10:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Thanks Nikon
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Old 19-March-03, 08:29 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Perhaps Smuckers could use "Lady Marmalade" - either version
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