Top Ten Songs Advertisers Should Use!

Darksamurai · 18-March-03, 12:47 PM

Well... mucisians these days are realizing that the way to financial bliss... past all of those pesky Kazaa users... is to sell their work to huge companies who will buy the rights to use it for a company jingle!

Here's the top ten songs easily converted over!

10. Cheetos: It's So Easy (When everybody knows you're Cheesy) -Guns and Roses

9. La-Z boy: "I Like Big Butts" -Sir Mix A Lot

8. Sominex: "Dream On" Aerosmith (or 'Til it Sleeps" by Metallica)

7. AA (Alcoholics Annonymous): "Sober" -Tool

6. Ginsu: "Cuts like a Knife" Bryan Adams

5. Viagra: "Touch, Peel and Stand" -Days of the New

4. Excedrin: "Pain" -Stereomud

3. Enron: "Take the Money and Run" -Steve Miller Band

2 Tampax: "I touch Myself" -Divinyls (or Kotex: Wait and Bleed... but I don't remember who did the song)

1. Victoria's Secret: "U Can't Touch This" MC Hammer.

18-March-03, 12:59 PM

Wait and Bleed was by Slipknot

Miststlkr · 18-March-03, 01:00 PM

LMFAO

Anathema · 18-March-03, 01:02 PM

Wait and Bleed? eeeeew!

IronSerif · 18-March-03, 06:48 PM

Any Funeral Home Company : "At your funeral" - Saves the Day

Any company that just can't get a break: "Again I go Unnoticed" - Dashboard Confessional

Boblbee: "Little Black Back Pack" - Stroke 9

Hallmark Cards: "Nice To Know You" - Incubus

Hallmark Cards: "I miss you" - Incubus

Smirnoff Ice Triple Black: "Mine all Mine" - Shedaisy

Oreos Cookies: "The Middle" - Jimmy Eat World

Trojan: "Deep Inside you" - Third Eye Blind

Garmin GPS: "Lose yourself" - Enimen

Head Racquetball Equipment: "Bouncing off the walls again" - Sugar Cult

Lord_nikon · 18-March-03, 09:54 PM

Dark....you are truly a sensai to us all in the knowledge of random yet cool information which cerculates in ure brain just waiting to be realeased! In simple english......nice post bro

Darksamurai · 18-March-03, 10:27 PM

Thanks Nikon

Im_gumby · 19-March-03, 08:29 AM

Perhaps Smuckers could use "Lady Marmalade" - either version

18-March-03, 12:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
Darksamurai Sam-Hoe-rai N-Hoe-mad Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Helena, MT Posts: 5,976	Top Ten Songs Advertisers Should Use! Well... mucisians these days are realizing that the way to financial bliss... past all of those pesky Kazaa users... is to sell their work to huge companies who will buy the rights to use it for a company jingle! Here's the top ten songs easily converted over! 10. Cheetos: It's So Easy (When everybody knows you're Cheesy) -Guns and Roses 9. La-Z boy: "I Like Big Butts" -Sir Mix A Lot 8. Sominex: "Dream On" Aerosmith (or 'Til it Sleeps" by Metallica) 7. AA (Alcoholics Annonymous): "Sober" -Tool 6. Ginsu: "Cuts like a Knife" Bryan Adams 5. Viagra: "Touch, Peel and Stand" -Days of the New 4. Excedrin: "Pain" -Stereomud 3. Enron: "Take the Money and Run" -Steve Miller Band 2 Tampax: "I touch Myself" -Divinyls (or Kotex: Wait and Bleed... but I don't remember who did the song) 1. Victoria's Secret: "U Can't Touch This" MC Hammer. __________________ “A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.” - Lao Tzu

18-March-03, 01:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
Miststlkr Incognit - Hoe Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: South of Sanity Posts: 2,774	LMFAO __________________ "I was bored, tired, horny and curious... I should have known better then to give into an idea born of that orgy."

18-March-03, 01:02 PM	#4 (permalink)
Anathema Apex Tech Demi-God Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Rawr! Posts: 1,591	Wait and Bleed? eeeeew! __________________ Well-behaved women rarely make history.

18-March-03, 06:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
IronSerif Lead Pimp Writer? Hell Yeah! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Baltimore, Maryland Posts: 3,745	Any Funeral Home Company : "At your funeral" - Saves the Day Any company that just can't get a break: "Again I go Unnoticed" - Dashboard Confessional Boblbee: "Little Black Back Pack" - Stroke 9 Hallmark Cards: "Nice To Know You" - Incubus Hallmark Cards: "I miss you" - Incubus Smirnoff Ice Triple Black: "Mine all Mine" - Shedaisy Oreos Cookies: "The Middle" - Jimmy Eat World Trojan: "Deep Inside you" - Third Eye Blind Garmin GPS: "Lose yourself" - Enimen Head Racquetball Equipment: "Bouncing off the walls again" - Sugar Cult __________________

18-March-03, 09:54 PM	#6 (permalink)
Lord_nikon Apex Tech Fanatic Supreme Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Sewickley PA, the 3rd richest town in america Posts: 757	Dark....you are truly a sensai to us all in the knowledge of random yet cool information which cerculates in ure brain just waiting to be realeased! In simple english......nice post bro __________________ -Goodfellhoe Nikon

18-March-03, 12:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
Unregistered Guest Posts: n/a	Wait and Bleed was by Slipknot

18-March-03, 10:27 PM	#7 (permalink)
Darksamurai Sam-Hoe-rai N-Hoe-mad Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Helena, MT Posts: 5,976	Thanks Nikon __________________ “A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.” - Lao Tzu

19-March-03, 08:29 AM	#8 (permalink)
Im_gumby Slightly Silly Moderator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Latitude: 42 57 51 Longitude: 85 36 46 W Posts: 3,098	Perhaps Smuckers could use "Lady Marmalade" - either version __________________ C'mon... click me. You know you want to.

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