Whip your body out of shape!

Darksamurai · 16-March-03, 01:59 AM

Yes, with a new press release from "NoSuchthang" magazine, Nerdly body-building is all the rage! More and more people are fed up with trying to develop big, bulging muscles and a healthy tan. They're sick of trying to lose weight, clear up that acne and women are damn tired of shaving their legs and having to squeeze into tight, uncomfortable clothes and make-up!

It's the age of the nerd!

Top Ten exersizes to get rid of that healthy body you have, and transform it into a 90 (or 300) pound love machine!

1. The Mouse Push and Click
2. The Hard-Drive (install)
3. Marathon Gaming
4. Pizza Run
5. RIAA Dodging
6. Power-Point!
7. File Compressions
8. Pin Jumpering
10. Porn Surfing

PS: Sorry tonight's post is a little light... I've had a VERY long day...

SuperChair · 16-March-03, 03:04 AM

i got two more

9. Speed Typing
11. The Overclock

HoJo · 16-March-03, 03:45 AM

How about office chair races? That might be a little too much exercise.

IronSerif · 16-March-03, 04:17 AM

Or how about eating a meal replacement bar right after every meal

Anathema · 16-March-03, 05:23 AM

LOL! Wow.. I'm a step ahead of any nerd who is aspiring to get out of shape.. I was practically born that way! Yay me!! *pats self on the back*

Jonny English · 16-March-03, 07:16 AM

DS, you forgot to mention never having sex ... that can burn calories you know!

TheJester · 17-March-03, 03:48 AM

what about CD tray ejecting? or the masturbating? rofl...

Darksamurai · 17-March-03, 05:22 AM

Jester... that 'un was implied under "Porn Surfing"

TheJester · 17-March-03, 02:01 PM

LOL

Darksamurai · 24-March-03, 05:04 PM

Jon... you can just lay there... she'll probably never talk to you again after... but you CAN just lay there!

Red02 · 24-March-03, 05:12 PM

dude what u talking about they never call me and i do more then just LAY there LOL J/K or LANING that always adds a couple extra pounds. staying up till 4-5am and only eating pizza or in my case pop tarts and drinking can after can of Dr.Pepper while just sitting there fragging away can add those pounds QUICK

Darksamurai · 25-March-03, 12:35 AM

Red... found that one out the hard way...

Stomach is startin' to return to "Flat" after many moons of sit-ups, leg-lifts, weight lifting, and a dietary change...

I've been in great shape... then I was in okay shape... then I was told I looked dead, and I needed to drop about 15 pounds... Believe me man... easier to put it on than take it off!

16-March-03, 01:59 AM		#1 (permalink)
Darksamurai Sam-Hoe-rai N-Hoe-mad	Whip your body out of shape! Yes, with a new press release from "NoSuchthang" magazine, Nerdly body-building is all the rage! More and more people are fed up with trying to develop big, bulging muscles and a healthy tan. They're sick of trying to lose weight, clear up that acne and women are damn tired of shaving their legs and having to squeeze into tight, uncomfortable clothes and make-up! It's the age of the nerd! Top Ten exersizes to get rid of that healthy body you have, and transform it into a 90 (or 300) pound love machine! 1. The Mouse Push and Click 2. The Hard-Drive (install) 3. Marathon Gaming 4. Pizza Run 5. RIAA Dodging 6. Power-Point! 7. File Compressions 8. Pin Jumpering 10. Porn Surfing PS: Sorry tonight's post is a little light... I've had a VERY long day...

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16-March-03, 03:04 AM		#2 (permalink)
SuperChair Apex Techie Wannabe	i got two more 9. Speed Typing 11. The Overclock

16-March-03, 03:45 AM		#3 (permalink)
HoJo Review Pimp, but still Jo's Ho	How about office chair races? That might be a little too much exercise.

16-March-03, 04:17 AM		#4 (permalink)
IronSerif Lead Pimp Writer? Hell Yeah!	Or how about eating a meal replacement bar right after every meal

16-March-03, 05:23 AM		#5 (permalink)
Anathema Apex Tech Demi-God	LOL! Wow.. I'm a step ahead of any nerd who is aspiring to get out of shape.. I was practically born that way! Yay me!! pats self on the back

16-March-03, 07:16 AM		#6 (permalink)
Jonny English Etiquette & English Gentleman	DS, you forgot to mention never having sex ... that can burn calories you know!

17-March-03, 03:48 AM		#7 (permalink)
TheJester Apex Master Tech Apprentice	what about CD tray ejecting? or the masturbating? rofl...

17-March-03, 05:22 AM		#8 (permalink)
Darksamurai Sam-Hoe-rai N-Hoe-mad	Jester... that 'un was implied under "Porn Surfing"

17-March-03, 02:01 PM		#9 (permalink)
TheJester Apex Master Tech Apprentice	LOL

24-March-03, 05:04 PM		#10 (permalink)
Darksamurai Sam-Hoe-rai N-Hoe-mad	Jon... you can just lay there... she'll probably never talk to you again after... but you CAN just lay there!

24-March-03, 05:12 PM		#11 (permalink)
Red02 Freck-hoe-d	dude what u talking about they never call me and i do more then just LAY there LOL J/K or LANING that always adds a couple extra pounds. staying up till 4-5am and only eating pizza or in my case pop tarts and drinking can after can of Dr.Pepper while just sitting there fragging away can add those pounds QUICK

25-March-03, 12:35 AM		#12 (permalink)
Darksamurai Sam-Hoe-rai N-Hoe-mad	Red... found that one out the hard way... Stomach is startin' to return to "Flat" after many moons of sit-ups, leg-lifts, weight lifting, and a dietary change... I've been in great shape... then I was in okay shape... then I was told I looked dead, and I needed to drop about 15 pounds... Believe me man... easier to put it on than take it off!